D-Yikes! Quotes

D-Yikes! is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . D-Yikes! completed its run in 1970.

It features "Come to My Window" by Melissa Etheridge in charge of musical score.

D-Yikes! Quotes

• (Ms. Garrison) "Everyone sit down and SHUT THE f*** UP."

• (Ms. Garrison) "Scissor Me Timbers."

• (Cartman) "Kay Pasol. Kay Pasol."
• (Cartman) "Alright, did you read the book?"
• (Unnamed) "Si, si --"
• (Kyle) "What was it about? In case our teacher asks us?"
• (Unnamed) "It starts there the old man -- and he job is to catch the feesh -- so he get in the boat to try and catch feesh."
• (Unnamed) "So he catches feesh -- but the feesh is very strong, so the old man can't reel in the feesh."
• (Unnamed) "So then he fight the feesh some more and he finally catch the feesh."
• (Kyle) "So he catches the feesh so he can make money?"
• (Unnamed) "No -- on the way home the sharks come and eat the feesh and so"
• (Unnamed) "-- he no make money."
• (Stan) "That's it? That's the whole story?"
• (Unnamed) "Si --"
• (Cartman) "Alright, did you write the four essays?"
• (Unnamed) "Si, we all wrote eses for you"
• (Boys) "Alright."
• (Cartman) "Let's have 'em."
• (Unnamed) "Have what?"
• (Kyle) "You said you all wrote essays, where are they?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, my ese lives in Miami."

• (Ms. Garrison) "Kid's I've got to tell you something that you might find shocking. I'm gay."
• (Stan) "Again?"

• (Ms. Garrison) "Stop scissoring me with your eyes."

• (Ms. Garrison) "Oh, you kicked me right in the p*****."

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