D.C. Cab Quotes

D.C. Cab is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . D.C. Cab completed its run in 1970.

It features Topper Carew as producer, Giorgio Moroder in charge of musical score, and Dean Cundey as head of cinematography.

D.C. Cab is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of D.C. Cab is 100 min. long. D.C. Cab is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Gary Busey as Dell, Whitman Mayo as Mr. Rhythm, Max Gail as Harold, Charlie Barnett as Tyrone, Paul Rodriguez as Xavier, Adam Baldwin as Albert Hockenberry, Bill Maher as Baba, Mr. T as Samson, Peter Paul as Buddy, Diana Bellamy as Maudie, Anne DeSalvo as Myrna, and Marsha Warfield as Ophelia.

D.C. Cab Quotes

Adam Baldwin as Albert Hockenberry

• (Adam Baldwin) "You're a real fine musician, Baba."
• (Bill Maher) "Yeah? Well, I guess my fame and fortune attest to that. But, I'm not complaining. Music is still the best way I know to fight off a little thing I like to call 'the Big Fear.'"
• (Adam Baldwin) "Death."
• (Bill Maher) "Death? No, it isn't death. Death, believe me, is a little fear. The Big Fear, the real fear, is that hard times might squeeze you so bad, you'll be driving every day of the week. It's the fear that the music you're writing, or your brilliant first novel that's like a draft away from being a best-seller, or your plans for law school, have to wait. You see, Albert, after all that it takes -- the hopes and dreams, and the whole bag of tricks that you need just to walk around on the planet, well -- the Big Fear, Albert, is that you're becoming a cab driver."

• (Ambassador's Son) "Albert?"
• (Adam Baldwin) "Uh-huh."
• (Ambassador's Son) "This your first time being kidnapped?"
• (Adam Baldwin) "Uh-huh."
• (Ambassador's Son) "It's our third."
• (Ambassador's Daughter) "Yeah, don't worry."

Paul Rodriguez as Xavier

• (Paul Rodriguez) "It's tough to be a man baby."

• (Paul Rodriguez) "Hey, baby. Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of minimum wages."

Charlie Barnett as Tyrone

• (Irene Cara) "Are you always dressed like that?"
• (Charlie Barnett) "No, last week I was the Statue of Liberty, but I couldn't get the crown on over my curlers."

• (Charlie Barnett) "Where to?"
• (Angel of Death) "I am the Angel of Death. Take me to hell."
• (Charlie Barnett) "Got any luggage?"

• (Charlie Barnett) "-- and don't think I feel sorry for you 'cause your daddy died. My father came back from the Korean War with his brains so scrambled, he thought he was Jesus. They put him in a nuthouse for five years, when he came out, he didn't think he was Jesus no more, he thought he was God. Which made me Jesus. This s*** got pretty heavy."

• (Charlie Barnett) "You better come out now, you scumbags."
• (Max Gail) "Cops don't talk like that."
• (Charlie Barnett) "They do to me."

• (Charlie Barnett) "Tell me you're wearing your daddy's boots."
• (Adam Baldwin) "What?"
• (Charlie Barnett) "Tell me you're wearing your daddy's boots."
• (Adam Baldwin) "I'm wearing them."

• (Charlie Barnett) "Get out of my cab, I'm rich."

• (Charlie Barnett) "This is the same jug Abraham Lincoln used. One drink and he freed the slaves. And we ain't had a job since."

Gary Busey as Dell

• (Gary Busey) "If I wanted responsibility I woulda been a damn sex surrogate."

• (Gary Busey) "I don't work January the 8th, 'cause it's Elvis' birthday."
• (Gary Busey) "Oh hunh-hunh."

• (FBI Chief) "Did Albert ever discuss his political convictions with you?"
• (Gary Busey) "Albert don't have no political convictions. He's an American."

• (Gary Busey) "Why are women are so uptight? They've got half the money and all the p*****."

• (Gary Busey) "Bruce Lee ain't dead you know. They got him krytonized down in Chatsworth, he's jammed in a silo and he's frozen hard as a carp. And they're gonna melt him down as soon as the economy gets better."

Mr. T as Samson

• (Mr. T) "Fool. Your fare is the only thing stopping me from breaking your face."

• (Mr. T) "My cab ain't no motel."

• (Mr. T) "Why don't you get off the street and get a decent job?"
• (Hooker In Mr. T's Cab) "Cause I need the bread."
• (Mr. T) "Then get a job at the bakery."

• (Mr. T) "Look. We found it. It says Bruce Leigh"
• (Mr. T) "."
• (Peter Paul) "But that says Bruce Leg."
• (Mr. T) "Didn't I tell you two to go back to school?"

• (Mr. T) "Sorry, ma'am. Wrong house."

• (Mr. T) "Albert's just telling the truth. We're the worst company in town, and we know it."

• (Mr. T) "We're the worst cab company in town, and we know it."

• (Mr. T) "Shut up, Dell."

Marsha Warfield as Ophelia

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Max Gail as Harold

• (Max Gail) "Now haven't you ever heard of an act of faith?"
• (Anne DeSalvo) "Harold, you have faith in God. You have faith in your country. You do not have faith in The Eight Stooges."

Whitman Mayo as Mr. Rhythm

• (Whitman Mayo) "Don't let your dick run your life."

Peter Paul as Buddy

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Diana Bellamy as Maudie

• (Diana Bellamy) "Mister, now someday a handsome young man who is not a Cabbie is gonna walk through that door, carrying flowers and chocolates and some other gifts. And he is going to present himself and ask permission to take Claudette out on a respectable date. Now until that time, I want you to think of this place as a convent and her as a nun. Get it? N-O-N-E. Get out."

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