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Cursed (2005 film) Quotes

Cursed (2005 film) is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Cursed completed its run in 1970.

It features Kevin Williamson (screenwriter) as producer, Marco Beltrami in charge of musical score, and Robert McLachlan as head of cinematography.

Cursed (2005 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Cursed (2005 film) is 97 minutes long. Cursed (2005 film) is distributed by Miramax Films.

The cast includes: Portia de Rossi as Zela, Jesse Eisenberg as Jimmy Myers, Christina Ricci as Ellie, Judy Greer as Joanie, Milo Ventimiglia as Bo, Joshua Jackson as Jake, Shannon Elizabeth as Becky, Michael Rosenbaum as Kyle, and Kristina Anapau as Brooke.

Cursed (2005 film) Quotes

Jesse Eisenberg as Jimmy Myers

  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "You know what the best thing about being a fairy is, right? You get to fly."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "No, you don't understand. I'm a werewolf, I have an unnatural sexual allure."
  • (Milo Ventimiglia) "Yeah, I know."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Just stay still."
  • (Shannon Elizabeth) "You try and having your car rolled down a mountain and staying f***ing still."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "I; I don't know -- what a; about 5 foot 10 --"
  • (Christina Ricci) "She's got a bony ass -- and fat thighs -- and ugly skin."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Good for you. Yay -- go gay. But, um, unfortunately I got my own s*** to deal with so -- I'll see you later."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Jimmy -- wait, Jimmy."

Joshua Jackson as Jake

  • (Joshua Jackson) "The only way you can break the curse is by killing the one who started it all and that's me. I'm not ready to die just yet."
  • (Joshua Jackson) "Where is that brother of yours anyway? Now where could he be -- in the basement? These heightened senses are a kick huh?"
  • (Joshua Jackson) "It's okay, Ellie, it's okay. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
  • (Joshua Jackson) "I don't want you to worry about your brother. After all there is only one alpha-male. And I really think we should put the poor kid outta his misery, don't you?"

Michael Rosenbaum as Kyle

  • (Michael Rosenbaum) "Okay, all psychics back in their seats please."
  • (Portia de Rossi) "The beast is human, too. Don't forget that. And it's closer to you than you think."
  • (Michael Rosenbaum) "Maybe you can just follow me --"
  • (Michael Rosenbaum) "Shouldn't you psychically know when you're annoying someone?"

Judy Greer as Joanie

  • (Judy Greer) "Fair fight? This is Hollywood."
  • (Judy Greer) "Why do men always go for the tortured ones? Poor, damaged Ellie."
  • (Christina Ricci) "f*** you."
  • (Judy Greer) "All I got was a couple dates, some hot sex and an "It's not you it's me"."
  • (Judy Greer) "I guess there's no such thing as safe sex with a werewolf."

Milo Ventimiglia as Bo

  • (Milo Ventimiglia) "What the f*** was that?"
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "My dog."
  • (Milo Ventimiglia) "What kinda dog do you have?"

Shannon Elizabeth as Becky

  • (Shannon Elizabeth) "You can't tell people this s***. Lay off the crack pipe."

Portia de Rossi as Zela

  • (Portia de Rossi) "Don't let this get up fool you; I have the gift. I blame my mother."

Christina Ricci as Ellie

  • (Christina Ricci) "Why can't you just download porn like most normal teenagers?"

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