Cruel Intentions Quotes

Cruel Intentions is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Cruel Intentions completed its run in 1970.

It features Neal H. Moritz as producer, Edward Shearmur in charge of musical score, and Theo van de Sande as head of cinematography.

Cruel Intentions is recorded in English, and French and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Cruel Intentions is 97 minutes long. Cruel Intentions is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Ryan Phillippe as Sebastian, Sarah Michelle Gellar as Kathryn, Reese Witherspoon as Annette, Selma Blair as Cecile Caldwell, Joshua Jackson as Blaine Tuttle, Christine Baranski as Bunny Caldwell, Sean Patrick Thomas as Ronald Clifford, Tara Reid as Marci Greenbaum, Swoosie Kurtz as Dr. Greenbaum, Herta Ware as Mrs. Sugarman, Louise Fletcher as Helen Rosemont, Eric Mabius as Greg McConnell, and Joshua Jackson as Blaine.

Cruel Intentions Quotes

Ryan Phillippe as Sebastian

• (Ryan Phillippe) "Cecile, you know what would be super-duper sexy? If you lost all the clothes."
• (Selma Blair) "I don't think so."

• (Ryan Phillippe) "E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles."

• (Ryan Phillippe) "I didn't know it was asshole day at the Valmont house."

• (Ryan Phillippe) "It's not like you have a husband; unless you're married to Jesus."

• (Ryan Phillippe) "Read this."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "I know how to alleviate menstrual cramps, thank you very much."

• (Ryan Phillippe) "You amaze me."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Eat me, Sebastian. It's okay for guys like you and Court to f*** everyone. But when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecile. God forbid, I exude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I'm the Marcia f***ing Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself. So there's your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud. Now tell me, are you in -- or are you out?"

• (Ryan Phillippe) "We've done some pretty f***ed up s*** in our time but this -- I mean, we're destroying an innocent girl. You do realize that?"

• (Ryan Phillippe) "You spend all your time preaching about waiting for love. Well here it is. Right in front of you, and you're going to turn your back on it. So I guess we're just f***ed. I'll move on. But you are going to have to live the rest of your life knowing that you've turned your back on love. And that makes you a hypocrite. Have a nice life."

• (Ryan Phillippe) "Sounds great -- I love you too."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) ""I love you"? My God. You are completely p*****-whipped."
• (Ryan Phillippe) "Stop it."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "What happened to us?"
• (Ryan Phillippe) "Nothing's changed."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Yes it has. You're in love with her, you don't love me anymore."
• (Ryan Phillippe) "Come on, Kathryn, it's just a bet."
• (Ryan Phillippe) "This is ridiculous."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "What's ridiculous, dear brother, is you. Look at yourself, look at what you've been reduced to. Have you given any thought to what's going to happen when school starts? Not only are you dating Miss Seventeen Magazine, but she's also the new headmaster's daughter. Before you know it, you'll be giving campus tours with her. Oh, wait, her father doesn't know about your past, does he? I doubt he'd let his little princess be seen with the likes of you. Hmm -- It's so disappointing to see Annette's manifesto was a total sham. Though, as student body president, I feel it's my sworn duty to tell him."
• (Ryan Phillippe) "Put the phone down."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Shh, this will only take a second."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Hmm, quite the predicament you're in."
• (Ryan Phillippe) "I don't care what you say. The fact of the matter is that I was planning on telling her everything this afternoon."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Oh, that's right, I forgot, you're so in love. Do you honestly believe you've done a complete 180 in the few days you've known her? Well let me tell you something, people don't change overnight. You and I are two of a kind. At least I have the guts to admit it. You were going to leave school a legend, now you're going to leave a joke."
• (Ryan Phillippe) "Well, I'm willing to take my chances."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Don't do it, Sebastian. Not only will you ruin your reputation, you'll destroy hers."

• (Ryan Phillippe) "She made me laugh."

• (Ryan Phillippe) "Well -- it's too bad that Greg's in Kansas this summer."
• (Joshua Jackson) "Not any more. Football practice just started last week. He's back in the dorms."
• (Ryan Phillippe) "Do you think you can arrange a little pillow-kissing session with him?"
• (Joshua Jackson) "I do belive that Sparticus is playing on TV tonight."

• (Ryan Phillippe) "I have a reputation to uphold."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Oh, but diddling the therapist's daughter is a challenge."
• (Ryan Phillippe) "She was overcharging."

• (Ryan Phillippe) "I'm sick of sleeping with these insipid Manhattan debutantes. Nothing shocks them anymore."

• (Ryan Phillippe) "Night Sweetpea."

• (Ryan Phillippe) "Ohh well, duty calls. Dr. Greenbaum and her daughter should make for interesting entry."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Ohh, your journal. Could you be more queer?"
• (Ryan Phillippe) "Could you be more desperate to read it?"

• (Ryan Phillippe) "Dear Annette, I don't know what I could possibly say that would rectify the harm I've caused you. The truth of the matter is that being with you was the only time I have ever been happy. My whole life has been a joke. I prided myself on taking joy in others' misery. Well, it finally backfired. I succeed in hurting the first person I ever loved. Enclosed is my most prized possession. My journal. For a long time I considered it my trophy. A sordid collection of my conquests. If you really want to know the truth than please read it. No more lies. Please give me another chance. I'm a wreck without you."

• (Ryan Phillippe) "Why can't we be together?"
• (Reese Witherspoon) "You wanna know why? Because I don't trust myself with you."

Reese Witherspoon as Annette

• (Reese Witherspoon) "You know what your problem is? You take yourself way too seriously."
• (Ryan Phillippe) "I do not."
• (Reese Witherspoon) "You should lighten up."
• (Ryan Phillippe) "I am lightened, can we drop this?"
• (Reese Witherspoon) "Okay."
• (Ryan Phillippe) "Will you stop that?"
• (Ryan Phillippe) "Stop, it's distracting"
• (Reese Witherspoon) "Are you laughing?"
• (Ryan Phillippe) "No."
• (Reese Witherspoon) "No?"
• (Reese Witherspoon) "Its okay you can laugh, I promise I won't tell anyone."

• (Reese Witherspoon) "What are you reading?"
• (Ryan Phillippe) "A Tale of Two Cities."
• (Reese Witherspoon) "Oh, I love Dickins."
• (Ryan Phillippe) "Me too. Hang on its the other line."
• (Ryan Phillippe) "Keep stroking."
• (Ryan Phillippe) "Sorry, that was my mom."

• (Reese Witherspoon) "People shouldn't experience the act of love until they are in love."

• (Reese Witherspoon) "I wouldn't expect a man of your experience to understand my beliefs."
• (Ryan Phillippe) "Uh -- what's THAT supposed to mean?"
• (Reese Witherspoon) "I've been very well-informed of your reputation."
• (Ryan Phillippe) "What have you heard?"
• (Reese Witherspoon) "That you promise girls the world in order to get them in bed with you."
• (Ryan Phillippe) "Who told you this?"
• (Reese Witherspoon) "A friend wrote me."
• (Ryan Phillippe) "That's a little tacky."
• (Reese Witherspoon) "Why do you sound so surprised? It's the truth isn't it?"
• (Ryan Phillippe) "If you say so."

• (Reese Witherspoon) "I don't believe you."
• (Ryan Phillippe) "There's something I have to tell you."
• (Reese Witherspoon) "Tell me."
• (Ryan Phillippe) "This isn't working out for me anymore."
• (Reese Witherspoon) "Yeah, me neither."
• (Reese Witherspoon) "What's wrong?"
• (Ryan Phillippe) "It's not you. It's me -- I'm completely f***ed up."
• (Reese Witherspoon) "What are you saying?"
• (Ryan Phillippe) "I thought I was in love with you but it was just a lie.I wanted it to work but unfortunately, I feel nothing."
• (Reese Witherspoon) "Why are you doing this?"
• (Ryan Phillippe) "I just -- I just wanted to see what you were like in bed."
• (Reese Witherspoon) "You don't mean that."
• (Ryan Phillippe) "You know nothing. You don't even know me.The fact of the matter is, there is someone I love. You don't even compare to her."
• (Ryan Phillippe) "I don't know how to make this any clearer to you. You mean nothing to me.You were just -- You were just a conquest."
• (Reese Witherspoon) "You're such a coward.Look at yourself. You're shaking. Is that what you came to tell me?"
• (Ryan Phillippe) "I'm sorry. I'm completely --"
• (Reese Witherspoon) "Yeah, you're completely f***ed up.Get out."
• (Reese Witherspoon) "Get out."
• (Reese Witherspoon) "Don't touch me. Don't touch me."
• (Reese Witherspoon) "Don't f***ing touch me Sebastian."
• (Reese Witherspoon) "Just leave"

• (Reese Witherspoon) "I don't know. Relationships seem too distracting. I'd rather concentrate on my studies."

• (Reese Witherspoon) "I'm impressed."
• (Ryan Phillippe) "Well, I'm in love."

• (Reese Witherspoon) "How can someone so charming be so manipulative?"

• (Reese Witherspoon) "I don't know if this'll help. But sometimes when I'm feeling down, I turn to Jesus and he helps me through it."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Thank you."
• (Reese Witherspoon) "All right, well, I'll see you around campus."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Looking forward to it -- Freak."

Selma Blair as Cecile Caldwell

• (Selma Blair) "Peace out."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Peace out? What a moron."

• (Selma Blair) "This sure doesn't taste like an iced tea."
• (Ryan Phillippe) "It's from Long Island."

• (Selma Blair) "I suck. I SUCK."

• (Selma Blair) "He took down my pants and he started writing the alphabet but he was writing it with his tongue."

Sarah Michelle Gellar as Kathryn

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Unfortunately, our Don Juan is moving with the speed of a Special Olympics hurdler."

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Who are you spying on? That her?"
• (Ryan Phillippe) "Yeah"
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Aww, she's crying. Little baby upset about the big bad book."
• (Ryan Phillippe) "Shut up."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "What's up your ass?"

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "I think there's something going on between Cecile and her music teacher."
• (Christine Baranski) "Ronald? That's crazy."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "I know. She's so young, and he's so --"
• (Christine Baranski) "Black."
• (Christine Baranski) "Brown sugar. No sugar."

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Can I take my new car for a ride?"
• (Ryan Phillippe) "Kathryn, the only thing you'll be riding is me."

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "I hate it when things don't go my way. It makes me so horny."

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Down, boy."

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible."
• (Selma Blair) "But that would make me a slut, wouldn't it?"
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Cecile, everybody does it; it's just that nobody talks about it."
• (Selma Blair) "So, it's like a secret society?"
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "That's one way looking at it."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "f***ing idiot --"

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way."

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) ""I love you"? My God. You are completely p*****-whipped."

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "See? That wasn't so scary."
• (Selma Blair) "It was nothing."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Okay, let's try it again only this time I'm gonna stick my tongue in your mouth, and when I do that I want you to massage my tongue with yours. And that's what first base is."
• (Selma Blair) "Okay."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Eyes closed."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Not bad."
• (Selma Blair) "That was cool."

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "The parental units called while you were out."
• (Ryan Phillippe) "How IS your gold-digging, whore of a mother enjoying Bali?"
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "She suspects your impotent, alcoholic father is diddling the maid."
• (Ryan Phillippe) "Good."

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "She's quite cute, you know? Young, supple breasts, a tight, firm ass -- uncharted pooty -- Be her Captain Picard, Valmont. Boldly go where no man has gone before."

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "She's really getting to you, isn't she?"
• (Ryan Phillippe) "If you must know, yes. I can't stand that holier-than-thou bulls***, and yet, I'm completely infatuated with her."
• (Ryan Phillippe) "She made me laugh."

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "I wanna f***."
• (Ryan Phillippe) "And I don't."

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "You're telling me you had the chance to f*** her and you didn't? God, are you a chump."
• (Ryan Phillippe) "A momentary lapse of judgment, soon to be rectified."

Christine Baranski as Bunny Caldwell

• (Christine Baranski) "Jesus Christ, where have you been?"
• (Selma Blair) "Shopping."

• (Christine Baranski) "How do you do it? Where do you get your strength?"
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "I know this will sound corny, but, whenever I feel the temptation of peer pressure, I turn to God and he helps me through the problem."

• (Christine Baranski) "Keep your legs together. This isn't Jamaica."

• (Christine Baranski) "How dare you treat me with such disrespect. I got you off the streets and this is how you repay me?"
• (Sean Patrick Thomas) "Got me off the streets? I live on 59th and Park."
• (Christine Baranski) "Whatever."

• (Christine Baranski) "How do you do it? Where do you get your strength?"
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Well I know this sounds corny, but whenever I feel the temptation of peer pressure, I turn to God and he helps me through the problem."
• (Christine Baranski) "Oh, that's beautiful."

Louise Fletcher as Helen Rosemont

• (Louise Fletcher) "Sebaaaastian."
• (Ryan Phillippe) "Aw f*** me."
• (Ryan Phillippe) "Aunt Helen. God I've missed you."

• (Louise Fletcher) "Sebastian, I want you to meet Annette."
• (Ryan Phillippe) "Well, well."
• (Reese Witherspoon) "Hello."
• (Louise Fletcher) "She'll be staying with me for a while."
• (Ryan Phillippe) "I guess that makes two of us. Aunt Helen, why don't you go inside and whip us up some of that iced tea of yours. I'll -- tend to Annette."
• (Louise Fletcher) "All right. You two don't get into any trouble."
• (Ryan Phillippe) "We won't."

Joshua Jackson as Blaine Tuttle

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Tara Reid as Marci Greenbaum

• (Tara Reid) "He told me loved me, and I believed him."
• (Swoosie Kurtz) "Alright, just calm down. Take a deep breath, step out of the circle --"
• (Tara Reid) "Would you cut your psycho-babble bulls***, Mom. There's pictures of me on the internet."
• (Swoosie Kurtz) "What kind of pictures?"
• (Tara Reid) "Nude pictures, what do you think?"
• (Swoosie Kurtz) "JESUS CHRIST. How could you be so stupid?"
• (Tara Reid) "He was just so charming, and kept saying how I had killer legs, and how he wanted to photograph them, and things just got completely out of hand."

Herta Ware as Mrs. Sugarman

• (Herta Ware) "Oh, did I ever tell you the time, when my late husband sent me --"
• (Ryan Phillippe) "Yes, you already did, Mrs. Sugarman."
• (Herta Ware) "Oh, I did?"
• (Ryan Phillippe) "Right after we played backgammon, Mrs. Sugarman."
• (Herta Ware) "Oh. We played backgammon?"
• (Ryan Phillippe) "Uh huh. You beat me three times."
• (Herta Ware) "I did?"
• (Ryan Phillippe) "Yup. Then I f***ed your daughter."
• (Herta Ware) "Excuse me?"
• (Ryan Phillippe) "I said, would you care for some water?"
• (Herta Ware) "No, thank you."

Eric Mabius as Greg McConnell

• (Eric Mabius) "So I pull out my dick, and I shove it right in her face. And I'm like, the hell is this? Grandma with a birthday present? Suck it ya dumb bitch."

• (Eric Mabius) "s***. Give me my f***ing underwear."
• (Joshua Jackson) "All right. Don't get so huffy."

• (Eric Mabius) "This could ruin my career, man --"
• (Ryan Phillippe) "Your career? Greg, think about your family. Can you imagine the pain and humiliation your father is going to feel when he finds out that his pride and joy is a fudge-packer?"
• (Eric Mabius) "Valmont, please. Let's just forget about this --"
• (Ryan Phillippe) "No. Sorry -- can't help you there. After all, it is you who's been bad-mouthing me to Annette Hargrove."
• (Eric Mabius) "Annette Hargrove? I don't know what you're talking about."
• (Ryan Phillippe) "I'm talking about a letter you wrote some time ago to your old girlfriend, Annette Hargrove, telling her all about me and my sordid secrets. You're the only one who knows her. The truth will save you."
• (Eric Mabius) "I never said a word to her about you. I promise."
• (Ryan Phillippe) "Yeah, right."
• (Joshua Jackson) "Come to think of it, Valmont, he is probably telling you the truth. The man can barely write out a shopping list, let alone a letter. What was I thinking."

Sean Patrick Thomas as Ronald Clifford

• (Sean Patrick Thomas) "I would like to think that in these times someone of your stature could look beyond racial lines."
• (Christine Baranski) "Oh, don't give me any of that racist crap. My Husband and I gave money to Colin Powell."
• (Sean Patrick Thomas) "I guess that puts me in my place."

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