Criminal Minds (season 5) Quotes

Criminal Minds is a television program that appeared on TV in 2009 on CBS. Criminal Minds ended its run in 2010.

Criminal Minds aired for 23 episodes.

The cast includes: Shemar Moore as Man, Matthew Gray Gubler as Dr. Spencer Reid, Kirsten Vangsness as Penelope Garcia, Shemar Moore as Derek Morgan, Kirsten Vangsness as Garcia, and Thomas Gibson as Sean Hotchner.

Criminal Minds Quotes

Shemar Moore as Derek Morgan

• (Elle Greenway) "Dude."
• (Shemar Moore) "Dude? You're way too tense."

• (Shemar Moore) "Hey, Baby Girl"

Kirsten Vangsness as Penelope Garcia

• (Kirsten Vangsness) "Rainmaker, how wet do you want it?"

• (Kirsten Vangsness) "All hail the goddess of information."

• (Kirsten Vangsness) "That's him."
• (Elle Greenway) "THAT'S Aaron Hotch's brother?"
• (Jennifer "JJ" Jareau) "Sorry, I just don't see it."
• (Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner) "Sean, all I'm saying is, you're 25 years old. It's normal for people in your position to seek alternatives --"
• (Thomas Gibson) "You know what? DON'T profile me Aaron."
• (Jennifer "JJ" Jareau) "Now, I can see it --"

• (Kirsten Vangsness) "You've got a problem. Deadbolt's the number one password crack-resistant software out there. You're gonna have to get inside this guy's head to get the password."
• (Shemar Moore) "I thought I was calling the office of Supreme Genius."
• (Kirsten Vangsness) "Well, gorgeous, you've been re-routed to the office of Too Frickin' Bad."

• (Kirsten Vangsness) "Oracle of Quantico; speak if you deign to hear truth."

• (Kirsten Vangsness) "Office of Unfettered Omniscience; how may I help you, O fortunate one?"

• (Kirsten Vangsness) "Fount of all Knowledge, check my flow."

• (Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner) "How's it having Gideon around?"
• (Kirsten Vangsness) "You can have him back whenever you would like."

Matthew Gray Gubler as Dr. Spencer Reid

• (Special Agent Derek Morgan) "So tell me, what does keep young Dr. Reid awake at night? Wait, let me guess. Memorizing some obscure textbook? No, no, no. Working on cold fusion? No, I got it, I got it, I got it. Watching Star Trek and laughing at all the physics mistakes?"
• (Matthew Gray Gubler) "Actually, there aren't that many scientific errors in Star Trek, especially considering how long ago it was made. There are certain improbabilities, but not that many outright errors."
• (Special Agent Derek Morgan) "Right."

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