Creepshow Quotes

Creepshow is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Creepshow completed its run in 1970.

It features Richard P. Rubinstein as producer, John Harrison (filmmaker) in charge of musical score, and :it:Michael Gornick as head of cinematography.

Creepshow is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Creepshow is 120 minutes long. Creepshow is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Stephen King as Jordy Verrill, Stephen King as Jordy, Jon Lormer as Nathan Grantham, Viveca Lindfors as Bedelia Grantham, Robert Harper as Charlie Gereson, E. G. Marshall as Upson Pratt, Hal Holbrook as Henry Northrup, Leslie Nielsen as Richard Vickers, Warner Shook as Richard Grantham, Ted Danson as Harry, Gaylen Ross as Becky, Hal Holbrook as Henry, David Early as White, Chuck Aber as Richard Raymond, Christine Forrest as Tabitha Raymond, Elizabeth Regan as Cass Blaine, Carrie Nye as Sylvia Grantham, and Ed Harris as Hank Blaine.

Creepshow Quotes

E. G. Marshall as Upson Pratt

• (E. G. Marshall) "Reynolds? White? Talk to me."
• (Unnamed) "I just called to tell you what a monster you are, Mr. Pratt. And how I will rejoice when you're finally dead."
• (E. G. Marshall) "Lots of people are going to rejoice when I'm dead. Who are you?"
• (Unnamed) "Lenora Castonmeyer. I'm the wife of the man you murdered this afternoon."
• (E. G. Marshall) "Mrs. Castonmeyer. How are you?"
• (Unnamed) "I hope they keep hell hot for you. You son of a bitch. I hope they do. It wasn't enough for you drive him to his knees was it? No, you had to kill him as well. He came home -- and his eyes --"
• (Unnamed) "his eyes were so dead. I asked him what was wrong, what could be so bad to make his eyes look that way. And the only word he could say -- was your name. Ten minutes later, I heard the shot"
• (E. G. Marshall) "Yes, George Gendron told me old Norman went out -- with a bang."
• (Unnamed) "How many men have you destroyed? How many men have you killed you monster?"
• (E. G. Marshall) "Only the stupid ones. Only the ones who handed me a knife and then stretched out their throats. Only the ones who, if you'll pardon the expression, f***ed up. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got this bug problem. So we'll have to defer your charming conversation for another time."
• (Unnamed) "I hope you die."
• (E. G. Marshall) "By the way --"
• (Unnamed) "I hope you get cancer in the worst place."
• (E. G. Marshall) "Mrs. Castonmeyer --"
• (Unnamed) "Syphilis. Leprosy. Scream in hell forever, you monster."
• (E. G. Marshall) "Mrs. Katzenjammer -- would you mind telling me who gave you my private number? I'd like to fire him."
• (Unnamed) "It was in my husbands address book, you son of a bitch."
• (E. G. Marshall) "Well, I can't fire him can I?"

• (E. G. Marshall) "Go out and f*** somebody. But wear a damn rubber, everybody's got the damn herpes these days."

Stephen King as Jordy

• (Stephen King) "Oh, Jordy Verrill, you lunkhead."

• (Stephen King) "That's a meteor. I'll be dipped in s*** if that ain't a meteor."

• (Stephen King) "Meteor s***."

• (Unnamed) "Jordy."
• (Stephen King) "Daddy?"
• (Unnamed) "Jordy."
• (Stephen King) "But you're dead. You've been dead -- Christ -- three years almost."
• (Unnamed) "You ain't gonna get in that tub, are you? It's the water that it wants, Jordy. Don't you know that?"
• (Stephen King) "Daddy, it itches. This green stuff all over me is ten thousand times worse then poison ivy. It's driving me crazy. I gotta cool off."
• (Unnamed) "If you get in that water, Jordy -- you might as well sign your death warrant."
• (Stephen King) "I'm a goner already, Daddy. Ain't I? I've got that stuff out of the meteor on me -- and I'm gone. Ain't I?"

Leslie Nielsen as Richard Vickers

• (Leslie Nielsen) "Oh I can hold my breath for a long, long time."

• (Leslie Nielsen) "Found a friend, Harry? I'm just wild about Harry, and Harry's wild about me."

• (Leslie Nielsen) "It's Showtime."

• (Leslie Nielsen) "Come on Harry, the maiden fair waits for her knight in shining corduroy."

Ted Danson as Harry

• (Ted Danson) "Richard. I'm gonna get you. You hear me, Richard? YOU HEAR ME, RICHARD? I'm going to get you f --"
• (Leslie Nielsen) "You've gotta hold your breath there, Harry. You've gotta hold your breath."

• (Ted Danson) "That may work on TV, mister, but I can bench-press three hundred pounds. You better get your foot out of the way, or you're gonna lose half of it."
• (Leslie Nielsen) "Don't call me "mister". You know damn well who I am."

Hal Holbrook as Henry Northrup

• (Unnamed) "What are you doing creeping around down there? Where's Dex? What kind of a mess has he gotten himself into?"
• (Hal Holbrook) "Well, it's easier if I just show you, I think. Come on down."
• (Unnamed) "What's this?"
• (Hal Holbrook) "Oh, I found them on the --"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, Henry. Did he beat her?"
• (Hal Holbrook) "Well --"
• (Unnamed) "How bad is she? Is she conscious?"
• (Hal Holbrook) "It's easier if your just see for yourself, Wilma."
• (Unnamed) "What are you laughing about? Your best friend gets in a scrape with a girl and you're laughing?"
• (Hal Holbrook) "But there's a funny side to it, Wilma. Wait'll you see. You'll think so yourself."
• (Unnamed) "You're hysterical, Henry. That's just what I would've expected."
• (Hal Holbrook) "No, I don't think you'll expect this, Wilma. No, this is going to be an entirely new experience."

• (Hal Holbrook) "I drove out there with the remains of three human beings -- well, two human beings and Wilma."

• (Hal Holbrook) "Just tell it to call you Billie, you bitch."

• (Unnamed) "Oh, Henry; can't you do anything right?"
• (Hal Holbrook) "Huh?"
• (Unnamed) "'Huh?' That's what I figured. 'HUH?' That's just what I'd expect from you. I told you half an hour ago to get one of those kids in the monkey suits to bring the car around."
• (Hal Holbrook) "Oh, I; I'm sorry --"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, Henry, you are such a little kid. I swear to God you are. I mean were would you be without me to take care of you?"

• (Unnamed) "Two people are dead, and I could be blamed. I know that's a terrible consideration to have at a time like this, but -"
• (Hal Holbrook) "Last time I saw someone do that was in the movies."
• (Unnamed) "It could mean my ass, Henry, it wasn't me. It was that; that thing in the crate. And I don't even know what it was."
• (Hal Holbrook) "What two people? Who is dead?"
• (Unnamed) "Mike the janitor at Amberson Hall, and Charlie Gereson. He wanted to measure the bite marks, Henry. I guess he got his chance."
• (Unnamed) "I certainly guess he did."

David Early as White

• (David Early) "What's the matter, Mr. Pratt? Bugs got your tongue?"

Jon Lormer as Nathan Grantham

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Robert Harper as Charlie Gereson

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Chuck Aber as Richard Raymond

• (Chuck Aber) "Hell of a shot."
• (Christine Forrest) "Bulls-eye."

Viveca Lindfors as Bedelia Grantham

• (Viveca Lindfors) "You screwed it all up. You screwed up my mother, you screwed me up. He was a man. Right a real man, see? Everything I wanted, he wanted for me. You stupid bastard. You got me so mad, drove me crazy. "I want my cake, Bedelia. You bitch." You calling me a bitch."

Elizabeth Regan as Cass Blaine

• (Elizabeth Regan) "Where is he?"
• (Carrie Nye) "My dear, I really can't say. No doubt he's at the grave, hobnobbing with your great aunt. Getting her side of the story."
• (Elizabeth Regan) "Well, I want him. And I want my dinner, I'm hungry."
• (Warner Shook) "Well go get him, then."
• (Elizabeth Regan) "You go Richard."
• (Warner Shook) "He's your husband. I don't even like him."

Warner Shook as Richard Grantham

• (Warner Shook) "Are we conserving energy?"

Ed Harris as Hank Blaine

• (Ed Harris) "Where is he?"
• (Elizabeth Regan) "My dear, I really can't say. No doubt he's at the grave, hobnobbing with your great aunt. Getting her side of the story."
• (Ed Harris) "Well, I want him. And I want my dinner, I'm hungry."
• (Warner Shook) "Well go get him, then."
• (Ed Harris) "You go Richard."
• (Warner Shook) "He's your husband. I don't even like him."

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