Creator (film) Quotes

Creator (film) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Creator ended in 1970.

It features Stephen J. Friedman (producer) as producer, Sylvester Levay in charge of musical score, and Robbie Greenberg as head of cinematography.

Creator (film) is recorded in English language and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Creator (film) is 107 minutes long. Creator (film) is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Peter O'Toole as Dr Harry Wolper, Vincent Spano as Boris, Kenneth Tigar as Pavlo, David Ogden Stiers as Dr Sid Kullenbeck, Mariel Hemingway as Meli, Virginia Madsen as Barbara, and John Dehner as Paul.

Creator (film) Quotes

David Ogden Stiers as Dr Sid Kullenbeck

• (David Ogden Stiers) "Come on Harry, I need him. I'm running a tight well-oiled machine over in my lab, and every insignificant little cog counts. Now where the hell is the little f***er?"
• (Vincent Spano) "The little f***er is over here, sir."

• (David Ogden Stiers) "You can't give this man ANY MONEY. He's a LUNATIC. He thinks he's re-growing his dead wife in his back yard, it's no joke. He's been cloning a dead person without a license. He took all our lab equipment without ANY authorization. Got a teenage girlfriend, flashes her tits."

Peter O'Toole as Dr Harry Wolper

• (Peter O'Toole) "(to patient) Well now, haven't you put yourself into a pretty old pickle?"
• (Vincent Spano) "Harry."
• (Peter O'Toole) "Eh heh?"
• (Vincent Spano) "Harry, she's in a coma."
• (Peter O'Toole) "Comas confuse me. She's not asleep. She is not dead. She must be alive, don't you think?"
• (Vincent Spano) "Yes."
• (Peter O'Toole) "But what we need round here is some consciousness."

• (Peter O'Toole) "I don't think I'd like to be God, not that I'm turning down any offers mind you. But there are six billion people on this planet and I still feel alone. Imagine being One God."

• (Peter O'Toole) "We shall be putting out another load on Friday, Sid. I'll try to leave something incriminating for you. Meantime, would you care for a cup of Mrs Mallory's coffee?"

• (Peter O'Toole) "As you know, our research here relates to the biochemical mechanisms of disease. And I am pleased to announce this morning that God has agreed to provide us with all the answers we need for just under $800,000."

• (Peter O'Toole) "Well, our understanding of the infinite variables of the human brain's behavior stops right here. Welcome to the Dark Ages of enlightened science."

• (Unnamed) "I hope you'll accept this advice, as the word of a scholar and a lover of truth."
• (Peter O'Toole) "Absolutely."
• (Unnamed) "Whatever you do Harry, don't use your own money."

• (Peter O'Toole) "Does it check?"
• (Vincent Spano) "Yes it checks. They all check. They're coming out just the way they did when Sid ordered them. You're right, he does good work."
• (Peter O'Toole) "Mmm. Also, he is an asshole."

• (Peter O'Toole) "Any news on that student assistant I want?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, yes. Mrs Gonzalez from the registrar's office called with regard to your request for another slave, and wanted me to remind you that she is still waiting to hear why exactly it is that you permitted Dennis Goffman to submit the Bible for his dissertation. Quote, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I subject another graduate student to the kind of zoo that; " and then she started speaking in Spanish."

• (Peter O'Toole) "Another of the dilemmas "in which we are all", Pavlo, is that there are too many damn machines around here. We're all missing The Big Picture."

• (Peter O'Toole) "An institute for advanced research with no funds for research. It's a provocative concept."

• (Peter O'Toole) "Look. First day of classes. Undergraduate female bottoms as far as the eye can see. In two weeks time, all the really choice bottoms will be in the hands, so to speak, of the varsity athletes."

• (Peter O'Toole) "I tell you Sid, that one of these days we'll look in to our microscope and find ourselves staring right into God's eyes, and the first one who blinks is going to lose his testicles."

• (Peter O'Toole) "When Lucy and I first met, Paul, the world was a pet. It came along with us wherever we went, like a good dog. Obedient. Loyal. Friendly. The world responded to our commands."

Vincent Spano as Boris

• (Vincent Spano) "You know, Harry, I'm still trying to find the big picture but I keep missing it because I am so in love with Barbara that nothing else matters."
• (Peter O'Toole) "What makes you think you are missing it?"

• (Vincent Spano) "We're gonna do it, Harry."
• (Peter O'Toole) "Oh no. YOU. Are going to do it."

• (Vincent Spano) "Harry, how did you know you were in love? I mean with you and Lucy. How'd you know it wasn't just infatuation?"
• (Peter O'Toole) "Scientifically, of COURSE. By using The Love Formula."
• (Vincent Spano) "The what?"
• (Peter O'Toole) "Love Formula. Add up the number of times that you think about the lady each day. Subtract from the total the number of times you think about yourself each day. If the remainder is more lady, and less yourself, then it's love."
• (Vincent Spano) "Oh, I've been thinking about Barbara a lot lately."
• (Peter O'Toole) "What's so very neat about this particular formula, is that "a lot" plugs into it beautifully. Boris, would you and the subject of your computations care to join me at the beach house for the weekend?"

• (Vincent Spano) "We were wondering if, um, well, if she might have gotten pregnant somehow."
• (David Ogden Stiers) ""Somehow"."

• (Vincent Spano) "You know what happened the other night? I was dreaming about you and Lucy. How you met at the beach, and how much you loved each other. I woke up, and I was crying. All these tears were just; I wanna love someone like that so bad, Harry, it hurts."
• (Peter O'Toole) "Barbara Spencer."
• (Vincent Spano) "What?"
• (Peter O'Toole) "Well it's not much, but it's all I have at the moment."
• (Vincent Spano) "What is?"
• (Peter O'Toole) "The name of the girl you followed into the lab. It's Barbara Spencer."

• (Vincent Spano) "Wanna know something really crazy, Harry?"
• (Peter O'Toole) "Always."

• (Vincent Spano) "Can I go home now? I'm kinda jocked out."

• (Vincent Spano) "That's it? One course in "The Big Picture". 12 credits."
• (Peter O'Toole) "It's very big. 12 credits probably isn't enough, it's so big."
• (Vincent Spano) "I think I'll go back down to registration."
• (Peter O'Toole) "There are no exams. Grades are based on interest and participation."
• (Vincent Spano) "It's ok with me, I like exams."
• (Peter O'Toole) "MY assistantships pay $3,500."
• (Vincent Spano) "So do everybody else's."
• (Peter O'Toole) "Also, I know the name of the girl you followed into the lab."
• (Vincent Spano) "I need to think."
• (Peter O'Toole) "Think there."

• (Vincent Spano) "You have two labs?"
• (Peter O'Toole) "Each has its place. At the university, I try to please the Federal Government. Here, I negotiate with God."

Virginia Madsen as Barbara

• (Virginia Madsen) "Larry kept telling me that we would just be roommates and nothing more. Then I wasn't there a week until he was trying to get me to SLEEP with him."
• (Vincent Spano) "That's terrible. --"
• (Vincent Spano) "Y'know Barbara, I've got lots of room in my apartment. And I won't bother you, really."

Mariel Hemingway as Meli

• (Mariel Hemingway) "Dr Wolper, why do I orgasm all the time, from absolutely everything? I mean, I feel like a goddam battery, charging and discharging and charging up again --. I mean, what guy's gonna feel good about having sex with you if you've already come six times between his ringing the doorbell and my opening the screen door?"
• (Peter O'Toole) "Many would think you to be a joyfully lucky young girl. An orgasm is the fun of creation."

• (Mariel Hemingway) "If I took my pants off I could beat the Green Bay Packers."

• (Mariel Hemingway) "I really mean it, Dr Wolper. I want us to get married."
• (Peter O'Toole) "Meli. You still call me "Dr Wolper"."
• (Mariel Hemingway) "So? What's that supposed to mean? When I met you, you were Dr Wolper, and that's the way I got to know you. So don't go making any big goddam deal outta that, too. I'm just a formal-type person. If I were sleeping with the king of France I'd say, "That was very nice sex, Your Highness. Thank you for banging me, Your Majesty.""
• (John Dehner) "Now that's what I call respect, fellas."

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