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Crazy, Stupid, Love Quotes

Crazy, Stupid, Love is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Crazy, Stupid, Love ended in 1970.

It features Steve Carell as producer, Christophe Beck, and Nick Urata in charge of musical score, and Andrew Dunn (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Crazy, Stupid, Love is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Crazy, Stupid, Love is 118 minutes long. Crazy, Stupid, Love is distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures.

The cast includes: Emma Stone as Hannah, Steve Carell as Cal, Julianne Moore as Emily, Ryan Gosling as Jacob, Liza Lapira as Liz, Jonah Bobo as Robbie, John Carroll Lynch as Bernie Riley, Marisa Tomei as Kate, and Analeigh Tipton as Jessica.

Crazy, Stupid, Love Quotes

Analeigh Tipton as Jessica

  • (Analeigh Tipton) "Whoa."
  • (Analeigh Tipton) "I'm sorry, I should have knocked first."
  • (Jonah Bobo) "The thing is, I have a picture of you. I think about you while I'm doing it."
  • (Analeigh Tipton) "I don't want your slutty money."

Emma Stone as Hannah

  • (Emma Stone) "Will you take off your shirt -- fuck. Seriously? It's like you're Photoshopped."
  • (Emma Stone) "Take off your shirt."
  • (Ryan Gosling) "Why?"
  • (Emma Stone) "Please can you take off your shirt, 'cause I can't stop thinking, and then you just --"
  • (Ryan Gosling) "Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay."
  • (Emma Stone) "Alright, okay, okay, okay."
  • (Ryan Gosling) "Okay, okay, okay."
  • (Emma Stone) "Fuck. Seriously? It's like you're Photoshopped. Can I?"
  • (Ryan Gosling) "Ahh. You have cold hands. Now you take off your dress."
  • (Emma Stone) "No."
  • (Ryan Gosling) "Yes."
  • (Emma Stone) "No way. Not with all of that going on. No, thank you. Is there dim lighting somewhere?"
  • (Emma Stone) "Do you remember me?"
  • (Ryan Gosling) "Yeah."
  • (Emma Stone) "Do you still find me attractive?"
  • (Ryan Gosling) "Yes."
  • (Emma Stone) "Do you still want to take me home?"
  • (Ryan Gosling) "Yeah."
  • (Emma Stone) "Let's go."

Steve Carell as Cal

  • (Steve Carell) "Are you pointing at me?"
  • (Jonah Bobo) "You're pointing at him?"
  • (Julianne Moore) "She's pointing at him? OH."
  • (Steve Carell) "What a cliché."
  • (Steve Carell) "I will never stop trying. Because when you find the one -- you never give up."
  • (Steve Carell) "I have loved her even when I hated her -- only married couples'll understand that one --"
  • (Steve Carell) "How about we say what we want on three? One, two, three."
  • (Julianne Moore) "I want a divorce."
  • (Steve Carell) "Creme brulee."
  • (Steve Carell) "Who told you that Emily and I are getting divorced?"
  • (Cal's Boss) "Amy heard you crying in the bathroom; we all thought it was cancer."
  • (Steve Carell) "Oh --"
  • (Cal's Boss) "Thank God, man -- laughing"
  • (Steve Carell) "Yeah, just my relationship --"
  • (Steve Carell) "I'm so mad at you. I'm really mad at you for what you did. But I'm mad at myself too. Because I should not have jumped out of that car; I should have fought for you. Because you fight for your soul mates."
  • (Julianne Moore) "I miss you."

Jonah Bobo as Robbie

  • (Jonah Bobo) "If you love her, then go get her back."
  • (Steve Carell) "Wow, how old are you?"
  • (Jonah Bobo) "Demi Moore is 15 years older than Ashton Kutcher. They seem happy together."
  • (Jonah Bobo) "You wanna talk about The Scarlet Letter, Ms. Tafferty? All right. Well, the A they're both wearing; I think it stands for "asshole." Wanna know why? Because they fell in love and love is for stupid assholes. And this book is just about a bunch of assholes who fell in love, like assholes, then had to die, like assholes. I'm sorry about all the "assholes.""

Ryan Gosling as Jacob

  • (Ryan Gosling) "The skin under your eyes is starting to look like Hugh Hefner's ball sack."
  • (Steve Carell) "Yes, it is."
  • (Ryan Gosling) "The war between the sexes is over. We won the second women started doing pole dancing for exercise."
  • (Ryan Gosling) "I don't know whether to help you or euthanize you."
  • (Ryan Gosling) "Who looks like a carrot?"
  • (Ryan Gosling) "I'm wildly unhappy, and I'm trying to buy it, and it's not working."
  • (Ryan Gosling) "Let's talk about how many women you've been with."
  • (Steve Carell) "Sexually?"
  • (Ryan Gosling) "Yeah, no. I mean break-dance fighting."
  • (Ryan Gosling) "The bags under your eyes looks like Hugh Hefner's ball sack."

Marisa Tomei as Kate

  • (Marisa Tomei) "I'm five years sober asshole."
  • (Marisa Tomei) "Tell her she's the perfect combination of sexy and cute, asshole."
  • (Marisa Tomei) "As you know Robbie's shining moment this year was when he set a school record for cursing in an eighth grade English class."
  • (Marisa Tomei) "Asshole. You're familiar with that word, Mrs Weaver?"
  • (Julianne Moore) "Yes, I am and I've spoken to the Principal --"
  • (Marisa Tomei) "Asshole. As in someone who tells a woman he'll call and never does. Asshole. As in someone who uses honesty to get a woman into bed with him but is actually full of shit, like the rest of them."
  • (Julianne Moore) "This is not about Robbie --"
  • (Marisa Tomei) "Asshole. Someone who allows a woman to go downtown for 45 minutes because he's nervous."
  • (Julianne Moore) "Ewww."
  • (Marisa Tomei) "What do you want to do with me?"
  • (Steve Carell) "I want to show you off to my ex-wife and make her really jealous."

Julianne Moore as Emily

  • (Julianne Moore) "When I told you when I had to work late? I really went to go see the new Twilight movie by myself, and it was so bad."

John Carroll Lynch as Bernie Riley

  • (John Carroll Lynch) "Claire said I can't be friends with you anymore."
  • (Steve Carell) "What?"
  • (John Carroll Lynch) "She said we had to choose between you and Emily. I chose you. But she said no."

Liza Lapira as Liz

  • (Liza Lapira) "Your life is so PG-13."

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