Crazy People Quotes

Crazy People is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Crazy People ended in 1970.

It features Thomas Brand as producer, Cliff Eidelman in charge of musical score, and Victor J. Kemper as head of cinematography.

Crazy People is recorded in English language and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Crazy People is 91 min. long. Crazy People is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: J. T. Walsh as Drucker, Paul Reiser as Stephen, Paul Bates as Robles, Daryl Hannah as Kathy, Dudley Moore as Emory Leeson, Danton Stone as Saabs, Floyd Vivino as Harris, and David Paymer as George.

Crazy People Quotes

Paul Bates as Robles

• (Paul Bates) "Porsche. It's a little too small to get laid IN, but you get laid the minute you get out."

Paul Reiser as Stephen

• (Paul Reiser) "We can't level, you crazy bastard, we're in advertising."

Daryl Hannah as Kathy

• (Daryl Hannah) "You may think phone service stinks since deregulation, but don't mess with us, because we're all you've got. In fact, if we fold, you'll have no damn phones. AT&T; we're tired of taking your crap."

• (Daryl Hannah) "Hold me. Please hold me."
• (Dudley Moore) "I am holding you."
• (Daryl Hannah) "I know, but it's a woman thing. I have to say it."

• (Daryl Hannah) "Pretty girls are breaking everybody's back."
• (Dudley Moore) "But you're pretty. I mean, really pretty."
• (Daryl Hannah) "Yes, but I don't have the problems normally associated with prettiness -- because, when I was a child, I looked like Ed McMahon."

Floyd Vivino as Harris

• (Unnamed) "Harris. Say something honest, no holds barred. GO."
• (Floyd Vivino) "I like -- small boys."
• (Unnamed) "About the product, you f***ing idiot."

J. T. Walsh as Drucker

• (J. T. Walsh) "Metamucil: It helps you go to the toilet. If you don't use it, you'll get cancer and die."

• (J. T. Walsh) ""Paramount Pictures presents 'The Freak.' This movie won't just scare you, it will f*** you up for life." I want to know how the f*** the word "f***" gets in the New York f***ing Times."

David Paymer as George

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Dudley Moore as Emory Leeson

• (Dudley Moore) "Take me away from here; I'll buy you dinner, I'll buy you a restaurant."
• (Paul Reiser) "I have to go."
• (Dudley Moore) "You did quite a bit of silent farting in the car, so you're not perfect either."

• (Unnamed) "Total honesty in advertising began as a vision I had when I was a young ad man in Milwaukee --"
• (Dudley Moore) "I don't believe that jerk."
• (Danton Stone) "I like Larry King."
• (Dudley Moore) "I'm talking about Drucker. He took all the credit."

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