Crackers Don't Matter Quotes

Crackers Don't Matter is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Crackers Don't Matter ended its run in 1970.

Crackers Don't Matter Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Gilligan and Mary Ann. Maybe you're Ginger. I'd have to, uh, see you in a Wonderbra to know."

• (Unnamed) "Whatcha doing?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, I'm having sex with three Hynerian donkeys. What does it look like?"

• (Unnamed) "I never run away. I -- strategically maneuver."

• (Unnamed) "Zhaan, where are you?"
• (Unnamed) "I'm up in the maintenance bay, John, about to have a fight with Aeryn."

• (Unnamed) "I'm only judging on my experience with you, but I've never seen such a deficient species."
• (Unnamed) "Have you run the scan on the pulsar light yet?"
• (Unnamed) "How do humans make it through a cycle, even half a cycle, without killing each other?"
• (Unnamed) "We find it difficult. Have you run the scan?"
• (Unnamed) "You have no special abilities. You're not particularly smart, can hardly smell, can barely see, and you're not even vaguely physically or spiritually imposing. Is there anything you do well?"
• (Unnamed) "Watch football."

• (Unnamed) "Does this strike any of you superior beings as a little bit ironic?"
• (Unnamed) "What?"
• (Unnamed) "That I'm the deficient one, and I'm still saving your butts."

• (Unnamed) "Go on, John, do it. Then we can go to the beach. I know a place with naked Sebacean girls and margarita shooters."

• (Unnamed) "I'm not deficient. I'm superior. Humans are superior."

• (Unnamed) "What the hell is going on here?"
• (Unnamed) "Nothing."
• (Unnamed) "She won't play me the message. There's a hidden message on there and she won't show it to me."
• (Unnamed) "She's out of her frelling mind, there's nothing on there."
• (Unnamed) "Show her the message."
• (Unnamed) "What?"
• (Unnamed) "Show her the message. If there's nothing secret on the beacon, then show her the message and she can get the hell out of here."
• (Unnamed) "Wait a minute. Why do you want me to watch it? Oh. What's on there you want me to see?"
• (Unnamed) "You know what? Aeryn's right. You're "fweaking" insane."
• (Unnamed) "Thank you."
• (Unnamed) "What's going on in here?"
• (Unnamed) "Go back to your mountain, grizzly, you're not wanted here."
• (Unnamed) "They're up to something. They are. They're working together. First of all they don't want me to watch the beacon, and now, they want me to watch the beacon."

• (Unnamed) "The ionic radiation gives her photogasms, unless she's faking it. They can do that, you know. Hey, Zhaan, you faking it?"
• (Unnamed) "Noooo --"

• (Unnamed) "I hate it when villains quote Shakespeare."

• (Unnamed) "Smells like puke."
• (Unnamed) "I predigested it to increase its potency."
• (Unnamed) "It's puke?"

• (Unnamed) "I got great eyes. They're better than 20/20 and they're blue."

• (Unnamed) "Got a bit of a problem, Commander? Well, now you've got one more. 'Cause the only way you're going to get my weapon is if I'm dead."
• (Unnamed) "Look at what you're doing."
• (Unnamed) "Look."
• (Unnamed) "Yes. You're right. You're so right."
• (Unnamed) "He's absolutely right. Power setting's too low."
• (Unnamed) "Thank you. So much better."

• (Unnamed) "Unless you plan on actually pulling the trigger, don't ever pull a gun on me like that again."
• (Unnamed) "I was making a point."
• (Unnamed) "So was I."

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