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Corky Romano Quotes

Corky Romano is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Corky Romano ended in 1970.

It features Robert Simonds as producer, Randy Edelman in charge of musical score, and Steven Bernstein (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Corky Romano is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Corky Romano is 86 minutes long. Corky Romano is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Chris Kattan as Corky, Matthew Glave as Agent Brick Davis, Richard Roundtree as Howard Shuster, Dave Sheridan as Agent Terrence Darnell, Fred Ward as Leo, Chris Penn as Peter, Peter Falk as Francis A. 'Pops' Romano, Vincent Pastore as Tony, Zach Galifianakis as Dexter, Computer Hacker, and Peter Berg as Paulie Romano.

Corky Romano Quotes

Chris Kattan as Corky

  • (Chris Kattan) "You guys want some cookies?"
  • (Chris Kattan) "I never thought I'd live to see the day that an FBI agent would be peddling smack."
  • (Matthew Glave) "Don't act so surprised. J. Edgar Hoover used to wear a dress."
  • (Chris Kattan) "Just tell me why, Brick."
  • (Matthew Glave) "I don't know. I suppose it made him feel sexy."
  • (Chris Kattan) "Not Hoover, You."
  • (Chris Kattan) "Howdy."
  • (Skinhead) "Whadya want bitch?"
  • (Chris Kattan) "I was wondering if I could purchase some heroin and then we could go out and do some hate crimes and stuff."
  • (Chris Kattan) "Ahhhhh."
  • (Chris Kattan) "It's funny 'cause it's true."
  • (Chris Kattan) "I should buy a boat."

Chris Penn as Peter

  • (Chris Penn) "I don't have time for horse s***."
  • (Chris Penn) "Who the hell are you?"
  • (Matthew Glave) "Agent Brick Davis"
  • (Chris Penn) "Oh. Freeze prick"

Fred Ward as Leo

  • (Fred Ward) "The family needs you."
  • (Fred Ward) "Who's this guy?"
  • (Chris Kattan) "That's Brick Davis"
  • (Chris Penn) "Is he the guy with the muscular thighs and the nice tan?"
  • (Chris Penn) "What?"

Matthew Glave as Agent Brick Davis

  • (Matthew Glave) "You do speak Manderain, don't you?"
  • (Chris Kattan) "Oh yes. I just didn't understand your accent. See, I was taught by an up scale family, su su sudio."
  • (Matthew Glave) "Hey Nash Bridges, you left the safety on."

Zach Galifianakis as Dexter, Computer Hacker

  • (Zach Galifianakis) "What should his name be?"
  • (Chris Penn) "I don't care what you call him pissant. Just get it done."
  • (Chris Kattan) "Oh, for my résumé I'm really good with animals."

Peter Falk as Francis A. 'Pops' Romano

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Peter Berg as Paulie Romano

  • (Peter Berg) "Get me a cup of the, uhh -- rocky road there."
  • (Ice Cream Vendor) "Sir all of our flavors are on that sign there."
  • (Peter Berg) "Oh, then just get me a cup of the pistachio."
  • (Chris Penn) "Paulie, come on already."
  • (Peter Berg) "Shut up."
  • (Peter Berg) "Okay just get me the rum raisin then."
  • (Ice Cream Vendor) "The sign."
  • (Peter Berg) "What are you lookin' at, huh? You suck. You suck suck suck."

Richard Roundtree as Howard Shuster

  • (Richard Roundtree) "That Mr. Shuster to you."
  • (Matthew Glave) "Oh what? I can't call you Howard because I'm not a member of the groovy tie squad?"

Vincent Pastore as Tony

  • (Boy with Mouse) "Can you help my mouse. I think hes sick."
  • (Vincent Pastore) "Sure. I make him good as new."
  • (Vincent Pastore) "Here ya go kid. He just needed a new liver."
  • (Boy with Mouse) "How much?"
  • (Vincent Pastore) "How much you got?"

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