Cop and a Half Quotes

Cop and a Half is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Cop and a Half ended in 1970.

It features Paul Maslansky as producer, Alan Silvestri in charge of musical score, and Bill Butler (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Cop and a Half is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Cop and a Half is 93 minutes long. Cop and a Half is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Norman D. Golden II as Devon, Burt Reynolds as Nick, Frank Sivero as Chu, Sammy Hernandez as Raymond Sanchez, Ray Sharkey as Vinnie Fountain, Tom McCleister as Rudy, Sean O'Neal as McNally, Marc Macaulay as Waldo, and Rocky Giordani as Quintero.

Cop and a Half Quotes

Burt Reynolds as Nick

• (Burt Reynolds) "Are you some kind of bone head or what? I can't handle this anymore. I can't even handle it anymore."
• (Norman D. Golden II) "You call this being a father?"
• (Burt Reynolds) "I'm not your father. And I'm not your partner either."
• (Norman D. Golden II) "Fine. I don't want you to be my father. I don't want you to be my partner."

• (Unnamed) "What's your 10-20 McKenna?"
• (Burt Reynolds) "We're perpendicular."

• (Burt Reynolds) "Is your name Bobo?"

• (Burt Reynolds) "I told you, I'm not getting out of this car. I hate to run."
• (Frank Sivero) "What are you a nut? Oh. Oh."
• (Burt Reynolds) "I warned you."
• (Sammy Hernandez) "Do all cops do that?"
• (Norman D. Golden II) "Only the best."
• (Burt Reynolds) "Quintero. Who do you think is going to run out of gas first?"

• (Burt Reynolds) "We do not have a love/hate relationship. We have a hate/hate relationship."

• (Unnamed) "What are you going to do about this?"
• (Burt Reynolds) "This? I'm going to kill this."

Norman D. Golden II as Devon

• (Norman D. Golden II) "Bring the criminial back when you arrest them -- Don't go -- don't go let them eat -- just bring them to jail. BRING THEM TO JAIL."

• (Norman D. Golden II) "So what you got under the hood?"
• (Burt Reynolds) "I got an engine, and in a minute, you."

• (Unnamed) "Your grandmother should be reported to Social Services."
• (Norman D. Golden II) "And you should be reported to the Orkin Man."

• (Norman D. Golden II) "Do you need a tattoo to get into this place?"

• (Norman D. Golden II) "But you're a nurse. You can make up some great disease."

• (Norman D. Golden II) "I'm your worst nightmare: an eight-year-old with a badge."

• (Unnamed) "Now tell me, what have you learned today? Sit up straight"
• (Norman D. Golden II) "That I can hold my breath a lot longer than I thought I could"
• (Unnamed) "Do I sense -- uh -- a little insolence?"
• (Norman D. Golden II) "No"
• (Unnamed) "Devon, Devon, Devon, Devon, lies are not explanations"
• (Norman D. Golden II) "I'm not lying -- everyday these big jumbos -- come and take my money -- they put me in the toilet -- and they hold me upside down"

• (Norman D. Golden II) "No wonder dinosaurs are extinct: big heads, small brains."

Sean O'Neal as McNally

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