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Cooter (30 Rock) Quotes

Cooter (30 Rock) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Cooter ended its run in 1970.

Cooter (30 Rock) Quotes

  • (Jenna Maroney) "Oh no, someone's going to get more attention than me."
  • (Dennis Duffy) "Prenatal vitamins. Yeah, I know what 'prenatal' means. 'Pre-', before; '-natal', ruined."
  • (Liz Lemon) "Oh, so you're the only one in the word that's allowed to make sex mistakes? You had a threeway with Roseanne and Tom Arnold."
  • (Jenna Maroney) "That was two years ago."
  • (Jack Donaghy) "Do you need a pen?"
  • (Cooter Burger) "Nope. I've kind of gotten used to it."
  • (Jack Donaghy) "You don't have pens?"
  • (Cooter Burger) "We're not in a recession."
  • (Cooter Burger) "Yes. I am so on a role. No crying in my bath tonight."
  • (Jack Donaghy) "The ceiling appears to be leaking."
  • (Cooter Burger) "No, it's not. We've looked into it and it's not."
  • (Jenna Maroney) "Oh no, someone's gonna get more attention then me."
  • (Jack Donaghy) "Cooter, look at this place. This can't be what you want in life. Haven't you ever thought about leaving?"
  • (Cooter Burger) "Of course. Every day. Every day for two years. Look at these resignation letters"
  • (Cooter Burger) "They're written in ketchup, dirty rock, leak water -- But now you're here. You're here and everything's gonna be better. Now we've got pens. Glorious pens."
  • (Jenna Maroney) "Kenneth, where have you been? I had to put on my jeans by myself."
  • (Jack Donaghy) "I did certain things for you in bed that you were going to reciprocate but then we broke up before my birthday so you owe me."

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