Conflict Resolution (The Office) Quotes

Conflict Resolution (The Office) is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Conflict Resolution ended its run in 1970.

Conflict Resolution (The Office) Quotes

• (Dwight Schrute) "I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life."

• (Michael Scott) "Well, that's not gonna fly here, because in this office, it is till death do us part. Assuming that we don't get downsized."

• (Michael Scott) "Cage matches? Yeah, they work. How could they not work? If they didn't work, everybody would still be in the cage."

• (Michael Scott) ""Every time I typed my name, it said diapers.""

• (Michael Scott) "Okay. So this is the disputed poster. Now, one at a time, I want you to express your feelings, using "I" emotion language, and no judging or "you" statements."
• (Angela) "I got this poster for Christmas and I feel I want to see it every day. It makes me feel like the babies are the true artists, and God has a really cute sense of humor."
• (Michael Scott) "Come on. Seriously, that?"
• (Oscar) "I don't like looking at it. it's creepy and in bad taste, and it's just offensive to me. It makes me think of the horrible, frigid stage mothers who forced the babies into it. It's kitsch. It's the opposite of art. It destroys art, it destroys souls. This is so much more offensive to me than hard-core porn."

• (Dwight Schrute) "ID badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?"

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