Condorman Quotes

Condorman is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Condorman ended in 1970.

It features Jan Williams as producer, Henry Mancini in charge of musical score, and Charles F. Wheeler as head of cinematography.

Condorman is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Condorman is 90 minutes long. Condorman is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Oliver Reed as Krokov, Michael Crawford as Woody Wilkins, Barbara Carrera as Natalia, and Jean-Pierre Kalfon as Morovich.

Condorman Quotes

Barbara Carrera as Natalia

• (Barbara Carrera) "We're trapped."
• (Michael Crawford) "Don't you believe it."
• (Barbara Carrera) "Woody, I'm frightened."
• (Michael Crawford) "Don't worry --"
• (Michael Crawford) "Condorman has it all figured out."
• (Barbara Carrera) "But how will we escape? Fly?"
• (Barbara Carrera) "You are not serious?"
• (Michael Crawford) "You want out?"
• (Barbara Carrera) "I want you."
• (Michael Crawford) "Then get behind me, and hold on tight."

• (Barbara Carrera) ". I hate you."
• (Oliver Reed) "I am going to save your life. Our story will be that your defection was a ruse to kidnap this Condorman. Our agencies in Monte Carlo and Yugoslavia have already been informed. The failure, however, will fall on Morovich. Of course, we will have to have him killed. We certaintly can't have him going off telling his side of the story. Hmm?"
• (Barbara Carrera) "You pig. Do you think that things will ever be the same again between us?"
• (Oliver Reed) "For the moment, I don't care. But remember, Natalia, while you are here in this comfortable, but inpenetrable fortress, your every move will be watched."
• (Barbara Carrera) "Get out of here."

• (Barbara Carrera) "I wish to speak."
• (Priest) "Yes?"
• (Barbara Carrera) "This man is already married."
• (Priest) "To whom?"
• (Barbara Carrera) "To me."
• (Groom) "What?"
• (Barbara Carrera) "Come home, Piedro, please? For the sake of the children."
• (Groom) "She's lying. She's nothing but a liar. She's crazy."
• (Barbara Carrera) "I wish I was. But Piedro Junior cries for his father."
• (Groom) "You will leave here at once."
• (Barbara Carrera) "I will not. Uncle Luigi and I have come to take you home."
• (Groom) "I will remove you myself."
• (Barbara Carrera) "Don't you lay a hand on me."
• (Groom) "Who will stop me?"
• (Barbara Carrera) "Uncle Luigi."
• (Groom) "I will make short work of this Uncle Luigi."

Michael Crawford as Woody Wilkins

• (Michael Crawford) "I think they're gone. We can move now."
• (Unnamed) "I -- may -- never -- move -- again."

• (Michael Crawford) "Oooooooohhhhh. Way to go, Russ. He got it exactly right."
• (Barbara Carrera) "What is it?"
• (Michael Crawford) "I'll show you."
• (Michael Crawford) "See, you just, hook it onto the cable, then you open the stirrups, climb aboard, flip this switch, and Zowee. Right up the mountain."
• (Unnamed) "Whoa -- hold on."
• (Michael Crawford) "Harry, there's nothing to be afraid of."
• (Unnamed) "Woody -- I can't handle heights."
• (Michael Crawford) "OK. Then you climb on with me, and hold on."
• (Unnamed) "Whhhooooooaaaaaa."
• (Barbara Carrera) "Ready?"
• (Oliver Reed) "Morovich? Do you see them?"
• (Jean-Pierre Kalfon) "Da."
• (Oliver Reed) "Shoot."
• (Barbara Carrera) "Woody. Wooooddddyyyyyy."

• (Michael Crawford) "Hurry, Harry. There almost on us."
• (Unnamed) "Here."
• (Barbara Carrera) "Why did you come to get me? You could have left me at the villa."
• (Michael Crawford) "Why did you pretend like you didn't want to come?"
• (Barbara Carrera) "I didn't want you to be killed. If I had asked you to help me, you might have gone off and done something stupid."
• (Unnamed) "Instead of the smart and sensible thing we're doing right now."
• (Michael Crawford) "But what about all that stuff about me being a -- foolish dreamer who draws comic books, huh?"
• (Barbara Carrera) "Did I say that?"
• (Michael Crawford) "Uh huh."
• (Barbara Carrera) "Laser Lady would say anything to save the man she loves."
• (Unnamed) "Will you two come on?"
• (Michael Crawford) "On the boat, Natalia."

• (Unnamed) "What are you doing?"
• (Michael Crawford) "Of all the stations, in all the worlds -- you like?"
• (Unnamed) "I hate. Gimmie the hat and trenchcoat."
• (Michael Crawford) "What? No."
• (Unnamed) "Woody, you were hired because you're a civilian. Try to take it easy with the Bogart schtick."
• (Michael Crawford) "OK. But leave me the coat, please? It gives me confidence."
• (Unnamed) "OK. Here, hold out your arm."
• (Michael Crawford) "Ohhhhh. Oh, I like it, Harry. I like it."
• (Unnamed) "I knew you would."
• (Michael Crawford) "Thanks, Harry. And don't worry, I won't let the organization down."
• (Unnamed) "Do me a favor, will ya Woody? Get on the train, order a stiff drink, stay out of trouble?"
• (Michael Crawford) "Right. Right."
• (Unnamed) "OK, that's you, better get aboard. Here's your ticket, and your passport."
• (Michael Crawford) "Wait, Harry. Where do I get off again?"
• (Unnamed) "At the end of the line, Woody. Istanbul."
• (Michael Crawford) "Istanbul."

• (Turkish waiter) "Your order sir?"
• (Michael Crawford) "I'll have one of those."
• (Turkish waiter) "One Istanbul Express."
• (Michael Crawford) "Yes. A double."
• (Turkish waiter) "A double? Nobody orders the double, sir."
• (Michael Crawford) "Okay. Make it a triple."

• (Michael Crawford) "Natalia."
• (Barbara Carrera) "What is it?"
• (Michael Crawford) "You tell me."
• (Barbara Carrera) "The Brocknoviach."
• (Barbara Carrera) "We cannot outrun them in this old truck."
• (Michael Crawford) "You have a point there. But."
• (Michael Crawford) "."
• (Barbara Carrera) "Incredible."
• (Barbara Carrera) "Fantastic."
• (Barbara Carrera) ". What do we do now?"
• (Michael Crawford) "Well, we push another button --"
• (Michael Crawford) "Who are those guys?"
• (Barbara Carrera) "The Brocknoviach is a elite pursuit squadron. Superb drivers, each one a dedicated killer."
• (Michael Crawford) "Ugh."
• (Barbara Carrera) "Do something."
• (Michael Crawford) "There's nothing left to do."
• (Barbara Carrera) "Morovich."
• (Michael Crawford) "You know that guy?"
• (Barbara Carrera) "He's a homicidal maniac."

• (Unnamed) "We have a Russian agent, who wants to defect. This agent required a specific person to handle the exchange. Now, we have been given the code name of the agent requested, but we've never heard of it. I want you to go through all the active agents, and find out who is using the code name, Condorman."
• (Unnamed) "What's wrong?"
• (Unnamed) "I think I know -- who's using that name."
• (Michael Crawford) "Are you serious?"
• (Unnamed) "Very."
• (Michael Crawford) "I could get killed."
• (Unnamed) "Come on, Woody, it's just a simple defection --"
• (Michael Crawford) "Simple defection for you, maybe. I just delivered some simple papers to Istanbul. Nearly got shish-ka-bobbed by three turkish behemoths."
• (Unnamed) "We would safeguard your every move, Mr. Wilkins. The Bear is very important to us."
• (Michael Crawford) "The Bear? Listen guys, I'm sorry. But I refuse to risk my life, especially for someone who goes under the name of The Bear. I'm sorry. I'm sorry,"
• (Michael Crawford) "I'm sorry."
• (Unnamed) "Come on, Woody. You said it yourself, you'll never have Condorman do anything in your comics unless it has been tested and proven. Well now, here's your chance. Out of the storybooks, into real life. It's a chance of a lifetime, and we'll be with you every step of the way. Right Russ? Right -- Russ?"
• (Unnamed) ". You know, Mr. Wilkins, we wouldn't even be asking you to do this, if it wasn't for the fact that The Bear, insisted on you being the escort."
• (Michael Crawford) "Well, how would The Bear know about me?"
• (Unnamed) "Because, you've already met her. In Istanbul. Natalia Rombovia. Of the KGB."
• (Michael Crawford) "Natalia?"
• (Unnamed) "No. No. No. Absoubtly not."
• (Michael Crawford) "Now hang on a minute. You said we would do it my way with my designs."
• (Unnamed) "Yes, but this is going to cost a fortune."
• (Michael Crawford) "OK. If I don't get what I need, then I don't get The Bear."
• (Unnamed) "Over to you, Russ."
• (Unnamed) "Well, I don't -- I don't know."
• (Unnamed) "Ah, and if all else fails, we are prepared, Russ. We can always go to Plan B."
• (Unnamed) "Hmm. OK. Harry, get these down to R & D right away."

• (Michael Crawford) "Rupel for your thoughts --"
• (Barbara Carrera) "When I parted from Krokov, I promised myself I would never love again -- a man of deception. But now I know there is deception, and deception --"
• (Michael Crawford) "I don't understand --"
• (Barbara Carrera) "But I do."
• (Barbara Carrera) "When I go to America, and reading the Sunday funnies, and eating my Big Mac, and planning for the senior prom --"
• (Michael Crawford) "You may have missed the prom --"
• (Barbara Carrera) "-- I would like it very much, if I could pick up my American telephone, call my friend Woody, and say -- come over and be diplomatic with me."
• (Michael Crawford) "I'll bring the dip, if you bring the dostoevsky."
• (Michael Crawford) "That's a yes."

• (Michael Crawford) "Who can save Princess Juliet; held captive by the evil Count Lorca? Who can save the city? Who?"
• (Michael Crawford) "Who -- this is a job; for CONDORMAN."

Oliver Reed as Krokov

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