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Coffee and Cigarettes Quotes

Coffee and Cigarettes is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Coffee and Cigarettes ended its run in 1970.

It features Jason Kliot; Rudd Simmons; Jim Stark; Birgit Staudt; Joana Vicente as producer, and Frederick Elmes ASC, Ellen Kuras ASC, and Robby Müller; Tom Dicillo as head of cinematography.

Coffee and Cigarettes is recorded in English and originally aired in USA, Japan, Italy. Each episode of Coffee and Cigarettes is 95 minutes long. Coffee and Cigarettes is distributed by MGM Distribution Co..

Coffee and Cigarettes Quotes

  • (Iggy) "Cigarettes and coffee, man, that's a combination."
  • (Steve) "I've not given my number out to many eminent people in the past. I've not given my number out to Sam Mendes, so you're in good company."
  • (Alfred) "Well, if it's good enough for Sam Mendes it's good enough for me."
  • (Jack) "Well, Nikola Tesla invented fluorescent light. Without him we wouldn't have alternating current, radio, television -- x-ray technology -- induction motors, particle beams, lasers; none of that would even exist if it weren't for him."
  • (Meg) "Hmm, or the rock band Tesla."
  • (Jack) "Funny."
  • (Taylor) "I propose a toast."
  • (Bill) "So what should we toast?"
  • (Taylor) "Oh, god -- Paris, in the 1920's. Josephine Baker, the Moulin Rouge. Q'est-ce que c'est --"
  • (Bill) "And also, New York, in the 70's. The late 70's."
  • (Taylor) "Really? Oh, alright."
  • (Bill) "Cheers."
  • (Taylor) "Cheers."
  • (Bill) "Mmm. Délicieux, isn't it?"
  • (Taylor) "Oh, champagne; nectar of the Gods."
  • (Bill Murray) "Doc, what could I do for this cough?"
  • (RZA) "s***, I was just thinking about that. Check this out: you get some hydrogen peroxide --"
  • (Bill Murray) "We got that for cuts and stuff."
  • (RZA) "-- take fifty percent hydrogen peroxide, fifty percent water. You gargle with it. Do not swallow. You spit it out. Don't swallow, Bill Murray."
  • (GZA) "And if that doesn't work, try oven cleaner."
  • (Bill Murray) "We got that in the back, too."
  • (GZA) "Want some tea?"
  • (RZA) "Yea, splash me."
  • (GZA) "It's all herbals, man. No caffeine."
  • (RZA) "That's what I'm talking about. No caffeine. Caffeine is ridiculous right now, man."
  • (GZA) "Tell me about it."
  • (RZA) "Caffeine leads to depression, makes you all irritable, have your heart beating fast. Faster heart rate, you know what I mean? And worse than anything, you drink that coffee, it gives you the s***s, you know what I mean? So I try to stay away from that."
  • (GZA) "I'm off that s***, anyway."
  • (RZA) "Crisp and clean. No caffeine."
  • (Joe) "You really are a f***in' moron, you know that? I'm gonna call up the big tobacco companies and thank them for burying you."
  • (Shelly) "It's just -- funny, don't yah think, that when you can't afford something, it's like really expensive but then when you can afford it, it's like, free? It's kinda backwards, don't yah think?"
  • (Cate) "Yeah, well -- the world is a bit like that, I guess, in a lot of ways."
  • (Tom) "The beauty of quitting is, now that I've quit, I can have one, 'cause I've quit."
  • (GZA) "Bill Groundhog-Day, Ghostbustin'-ass Murray."
  • (Tom) "Well -- we could go to Taco Bell if that's more your style."
  • (Iggy) "You callin' me a Taco Bell kind of guy?"

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