Cocoon: The Return Quotes

Cocoon: The Return is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Cocoon: The Return stopped airing in 1970.

It features Richard D. Zanuck as producer, James Horner in charge of musical score, and Tak Fujimoto as head of cinematography.

Cocoon: The Return is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Cocoon: The Return is 116 minutes long. Cocoon: The Return is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Elaine Stritch as Ruby, Don Ameche as Art Selwyn, Wilford Brimley as Ben Lucket, Hume Cronyn as Joe Finley, Steve Guttenberg as Jack Bonner, Jack Gilford as Bernie, and Jessica Tandy as Alma Finley.

Cocoon: The Return Quotes

Don Ameche as Art Selwyn

• (Don Ameche) "There's no justice. If there were, it'd be me in there instead of her. I'd trade places with her in a heartbeat."

• (Doctor) "Mr. Selwyn?"
• (Don Ameche) "That's me, Doctor. How is she?"
• (Doctor) "She's fine, considering her age. And the fact that she's six weeks pregnant."
• (Wilford Brimley) "Why you smutty ol' devil."
• (Doctor) "Very impressive, Mr. Selwyn. This one's definitely going in the books."

• (Don Ameche) "Joe loved the beach."
• (Wilford Brimley) "He didn't give a shit about the beach. It was them smooth legged girls in them dental floss bikinis, that's what he liked."

• (Don Ameche) "How'd you guys sleep?"
• (Hume Cronyn) "Alma didn't sleep a wink."
• (Don Ameche) "You're kidding."
• (Hume Cronyn) "No. Neither did I."
• (Don Ameche) "You dog."

• (Don Ameche) "Beautiful beach, a sunny day and good friends. What more can a man ask for?"
• (Hume Cronyn) "Can I have some of that please?"

Jack Gilford as Bernie

• (Jack Gilford) "For crying out loud."

Steve Guttenberg as Jack Bonner

• (Steve Guttenberg) "You're my favorite Martian."

Wilford Brimley as Ben Lucket

• (Wilford Brimley) "Last one in is a pantywaist."

Elaine Stritch as Ruby

• (Elaine Stritch) "Most people our age are a pain in the ass."
• (Jack Gilford) "Most people our age are dead."

• (Elaine Stritch) "You know, when you want to, you can sure do a good impression of an old fart."

Hume Cronyn as Joe Finley

• (Hume Cronyn) "I'm so tired."
• (Jessica Tandy) "Then go ahead and rest dear."

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