Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (film) Quotes

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (film) is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs ended its run in 1970.

It features Pam Marsden as producer, and Mark Mothersbaugh in charge of musical score.

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (film) is 90 minutes long. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (film) is distributed by Sony Pictures Releasing.

The cast includes: Mr. T as Earl Devereaux, Bill Hader as Flint Lockwood, Anna Faris as Sam Sparks, Benjamin Bratt as Manny, James Caan as Tim Lockwood, Neil Patrick Harris as Steve, Andy Samberg as 'Baby' Brent, Will Forte as Joe Towne, Al Roker as Patrick Patrickson, and Bobb'e J. Thompson as Cal Deveraux.

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (film) Quotes

Bobb'e J. Thompson as Cal Deveraux

• (Bobb'e J. Thompson) "I've got jelly beans for teeth."

Andy Samberg as 'Baby' Brent

• (Andy Samberg) "I shouldn't be running with these."

• (Andy Samberg) "Come on, Sam. Doctor Manny's got the medicine for your face."

• (Andy Samberg) "Uh oh."

• (Andy Samberg) "What a freak. He wants to be smart, but that's lame."

• (Andy Samberg) "I'm the best person in the whole town."

• (Andy Samberg) "Glad I'm wearing a diaper."

• (Andy Samberg) "I'm not Baby Brent anymore. I am Chicken Brent. And I'm finally contributing to society."

Anna Faris as Sam Sparks

• (Anna Faris) "You get one chance at the show, and if you don't make it, it's back to cleaning the barometers."

• (Anna Faris) "A town that is truly a la mode"
• (Unnamed) "-- a la mode."
• (Unnamed) "-- a la mode."
• (Unnamed) "A town that is truly topped with ice cream."

• (Anna Faris) "When I was a girl, I had glasses, I wore my hair in a ponytail, and I was totally obsessed with weather. Other girls wanted a Barbie, I wanted a Doppler Radar Turbo 2000. All the other kids made fun of me. They kept teasing me with this lame song. I mean, it wasn't even clever."
• (Unnamed) "Four Eyes. Four Eyes. You need glasses to see."

• (Anna Faris) "That's peanut brittle. If either of us touches it, we'll go into anaphylactic shock."
• (Bill Hader) "Actually, I'm not allergic to peanuts. I might have said that to get you to like me."
• (Anna Faris) "And you thought having a food allergy would make you more attractive?"
• (Bill Hader) "Eh --"

• (Anna Faris) "It's a solid, it's a liquid, it's a viscoelastic polymer made out of polypeptide chains but you eat it. I mean, it tastes good."
• (Bill Hader) "Why do you always do that?"

• (Anna Faris) "You hit me with a rocket."
• (Bill Hader) "You kicked me in the face."
• (Anna Faris) "I said I was sorry."

• (Anna Faris) "We need a doctor. Is anyone here a doctor? Anyone?"
• (Benjamin Bratt) "I am a doctor."
• (Anna Faris) "You are?"
• (Benjamin Bratt) "I was, back in Guatemala. I came here for a better life. Pretty great decision, eh?"

• (Anna Faris) "Can you keep a secret?"
• (Bill Hader) "No."
• (Bill Hader) "But this time, sure. Yeah."
• (Anna Faris) "Ok. It was a really long time ago but -- I, too. was -- a nerd."
• (Bill Hader) "Too?"

Mr. T as Earl Devereaux

• (Mr. T) "I love you, son."
• (Bobb'e J. Thompson) "I know, dad. You tell me every day."

• (Mr. T) "I'm as mad at Flint as you are. In fact, the minute he steps out of that car, I'm gonna slap him in the face. I know he made the food, but that food was made to order, and now it's time for all of us to pay the bill."

• (Mr. T) "You see this contact lens?"
• (Bill Hader) "Yeah?"
• (Mr. T) "This contact lens represents you. And my eye represents my eye."
• (Mr. T) "I've got my eye on you."

• (Mr. T) "You see my beautiful son, Cal?"
• (Bobb'e J. Thompson) "'Sup."
• (Mr. T) "I love him so much, he's my only son. I wanna provide a bright future for him, one where you don't ruin the day with one of your science deely-bopper thingies."

• (Mr. T) "You know what you are, Flint Lockwood? A shenaniganizer. A tomfool."

• (Mr. T) "My chest hairs are tingling. Something's wrong."

Bill Hader as Flint Lockwood

• (Bill Hader) "The machine emits microwave radiation to mutate the water molecules. The more we ask it to make, the more clouds it takes in, the more radiation it emits, the more the food molecules could overmutate. I think that's what's making the food bigger."
• (Mayor Shelbourne) "Here's what I heard: Blah, blah, blah, science, science, science -- Bigger. And bigger is better. Everyone's gonna love these new portion sizes."
• (Mayor Shelbourne) "I know I do."

• (Bill Hader) "When it rains, you put on a coat -- of Spray-On Shoes."

• (Bill Hader) "What do you guys want for breakfast?"
• (Neil Patrick Harris) "Gummi Bears."
• (Bill Hader) "Whoa, Steve, no. We both know how you get around Gummi Bears."
• (Anna Faris) "How about, eggs?"
• (Bill Hader) "And toast?"
• (Anna Faris) "Orange toast?"
• (Anna Faris) "And bacon."

• (Bill Hader) "Mamma mia."

• (Bill Hader) "So, where were we?"
• (Anna Faris) "You were about to kiss me."
• (Bill Hader) "Were you going to kiss me back?"
• (Anna Faris) "Why don't you find out?"
• (Bill Hader) "I don't know, because I don't want to get shot down again, you know --"
• (Anna Faris) "Just kiss me."

• (Bill Hader) "It's called the Flint Lockwood Diatonic Super Mutating Dynamic Food Replicator. Or for short:"
• (Bill Hader) "The FLDSMDFR."
• (Anna Faris) "The flemina-is-a-fur?"
• (Bill Hader) "FLDSMDFR."
• (Anna Faris) "Emma-ne-de-fur-fur?"
• (Bill Hader) "Fleh."
• (Bill Hader) "Suh."
• (Bill Hader) "De-furf."
• (Anna Faris) "Oh."

• (Bill Hader) "Have you ever felt like you were a little bit different? Like you had something unique to offer the world, if you could just get people to see it. Then you know exactly how it felt to be me."

• (Bill Hader) "Come on, Steve. We've got a diem to carpe."

• (Bill Hader) "It's okay, it's just pain."

• (Bill Hader) "My dream was to help my hometown, a small island hidden under the A in Atlantic, called Swallow Falls. We were one of the leading exporters of sardines, until the day Baby Brent Sardine cannery closed when everyone realized that sardines -- are super gross. So everyone was stuck eating all the sardines that nobody wanted. Frozen, boiled, dried, fried, candied and juiced. Life was gray and flavorless, but when things seem hopeless, I stared down at defeat, and found hope."

• (Mayor Shelbourne) "Hey, Flint. It's been nice to beet you."
• (Bill Hader) "That's a radish."

• (Bill Hader) "I wanted to run away that day, but you can't run away from your own feet."

• (Bill Hader) "Flying Car 2 -- now with wings."

• (Bill Hader) "Steve, my best friend and trusted colleague."
• (Neil Patrick Harris) "Steve."
• (Bill Hader) "Can I count on your help?"
• (Neil Patrick Harris) "Can."
• (Bill Hader) "I knew I could."

• (Bill Hader) "Alright. This -- probably won't explode."
• (Anna Faris) "What?"

• (Bill Hader) "Holy crap balls."

Benjamin Bratt as Manny

• (Benjamin Bratt) "You are going to need a co-pilot."
• (Anna Faris) "You are a pilot, too?"
• (Benjamin Bratt) "Yes. I am also a particle physicist."
• (Anna Faris) "Really?"
• (Benjamin Bratt) "No, that was a joke. I am also a comedian."

Will Forte as Joe Towne

• (Will Forte) "Hey, I had a weird dream like this once."

• (Will Forte) "This tastes significantly better than sardines."

James Caan as Tim Lockwood

• (James Caan) "When it rains -- you put on a coat."

• (James Caan) "Can you look me in the eye and tell me you've got this under control and it's not gonna end up in a disaster?"
• (Bill Hader) "Yes."
• (Bill Hader) "I've got this under control, and it's not gonna end up in a disaster."

• (James Caan) "Not every sardine was meant to swim, son."
• (Young Flint) "I don't understand fishing metaphors."

Al Roker as Patrick Patrickson

• (Al Roker) "Yikes. What is that, a scrunchie? I haven't seen of those since 1995."

Neil Patrick Harris as Steve

• (Neil Patrick Harris) "Gummi bears."

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