Closer (2004 film) Quotes

Closer (2004 film) is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Closer completed its run in 1970.

It features Mike Nichols as producer, and Stephen Goldblatt as head of cinematography.

Closer (2004 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Closer (2004 film) is 104 minutes long. Closer (2004 film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Clive Owen as Larry, Natalie Portman as Alice, Jude Law as Dan, Julia Roberts as Anna, and Colin Stinton as Customs Officer.

Closer (2004 film) Quotes

Natalie Portman as Alice

• (Natalie Portman) "You're a piece of s***."

• (Natalie Portman) "I'm not a whore."
• (Clive Owen) "I wouldn't pay."

• (Natalie Portman) "No one will ever love you as much as I do. Why isn't love enough?"

• (Natalie Portman) "Hello, stranger."

• (Natalie Portman) "How can one man be so endlessly disappointing?"
• (Jude Law) "That's my charm."

• (Natalie Portman) "So you're Anna's boyfriend."
• (Clive Owen) "A princess can kiss a toad."
• (Natalie Portman) "Frog."
• (Clive Owen) "Toad."
• (Natalie Portman) "Frog."
• (Clive Owen) "Toad. Frog. Lobster. They're all the same."

• (Natalie Portman) "I don't want to lie. I can't tell the truth. So it's over."

• (Natalie Portman) "So this man comes into the café today, and he says, "Hey waitress, what are you waiting for?""
• (Jude Law) "Funny guy."
• (Natalie Portman) "So I go, "I'm waiting for a man to come in here and f*** me sideways with a beautiful line like that.""
• (Jude Law) "So what did he ask for?"
• (Natalie Portman) "He asked for a cup of tea with two sugars."

• (Natalie Portman) "Do you want one?"
• (Clive Owen) "No. Yes. No. f*** it, yes."
• (Clive Owen) "No. I've given up."

• (Natalie Portman) "I don't love you anymore. Goodbye."

• (Natalie Portman) "Are we in for a long wait?"
• (Jude Law) "She was 21 when she came in."

• (Natalie Portman) "What's your work?"
• (Jude Law) "I'm sort of -- journalist."
• (Natalie Portman) "What sort?"
• (Jude Law) "I write obituaries."

• (Natalie Portman) "You all done?"
• (Jude Law) "Mmm."
• (Natalie Portman) "How's the photographer?"
• (Jude Law) "Good. Professional. Rigorous. Thievy. One of your lot."
• (Natalie Portman) "What, female?"
• (Jude Law) "Americano."
• (Jude Law) "Come on."
• (Jude Law) "Anna, Alice."
• (Julia Roberts) "Hi."
• (Natalie Portman) "Sorry to interrupt."
• (Julia Roberts) "No, we've just finished. Would you like some tea?"
• (Natalie Portman) "No, thanks. I've been serving it all day. Can I use your loo?"
• (Julia Roberts) "Sure. Just through there."
• (Julia Roberts) "She is beautiful."
• (Jude Law) "I've got to see you."
• (Julia Roberts) "No."
• (Jude Law) "What is this, patriotism?"

• (Natalie Portman) "You still fancy me?"
• (Jude Law) "-- Of course."
• (Natalie Portman) "You're lying. I've been you."

• (Natalie Portman) "Who was your last boyfriend?"
• (Julia Roberts) "My husband."
• (Natalie Portman) "Was he English?"
• (Julia Roberts) "Very."

• (Natalie Portman) "Can I still see you?"
• (Natalie Portman) "Dan can I still see you? Answer me."
• (Jude Law) "I can't see you. If I see you I'll never leave you."
• (Natalie Portman) "What will you do if I find someone else?"
• (Jude Law) "Be jealous."

• (Natalie Portman) "Is it because she's successful?"
• (Jude Law) "No. It's because -- she doesn't need me."

• (Natalie Portman) "Why isn't love enough?"

• (Natalie Portman) "Where is this love? I can't see it, I can't touch it. I can't feel it. I can hear it. I can hear some words, but I can't do anything with your easy words."

Jude Law as Dan

• (Jude Law) "Didn't fancy my sandwiches?"
• (Natalie Portman) "Don't eat fish."
• (Jude Law) "Why not?"
• (Natalie Portman) "Fish piss in the sea."
• (Jude Law) "So do children."
• (Natalie Portman) "Don't eat children either."

• (Jude Law) "You think love is simple. You think the heart is like a diagram."
• (Clive Owen) "Have you ever seen a human heart? It looks like a fist, wrapped in blood. Go f*** yourself. You writer. You liar."

• (Jude Law) "This will hurt."

• (Jude Law) "It's not safe out there."
• (Natalie Portman) "Oh, and it's safe in here?"

• (Jude Law) "I want Anna back."
• (Clive Owen) "She's made her choice."
• (Jude Law) "I owe you an apology. I fell in love with her. My intention was not to make you suffer."
• (Clive Owen) "So where's the apology? Ya c***."
• (Jude Law) "I apologize. If you love her you'll let her go so she can be happy."
• (Clive Owen) "She doesn't want to be happy."
• (Jude Law) "Everybody wants to be happy."
• (Clive Owen) "Depressives don't. They want to be unhappy to confirm they're depressed. If they were happy they couldn't be depressed anymore. They'd have to go out into the world and live. Which can be depressing."

• (Jude Law) "What were you doing in New York?"
• (Natalie Portman) "You know --"
• (Jude Law) "Well no, I don't. What, were you studying?"
• (Natalie Portman) "Stripping."
• (Natalie Portman) "Look at your little eyes --"
• (Jude Law) "I can't see my little eyes"

• (Jude Law) "Do you have any children?"
• (Julia Roberts) "No."
• (Jude Law) "Would you like some?"
• (Julia Roberts) "Yes, but not today."

• (Jude Law) "Deception is brutal, I'm not pretending otherwise."
• (Natalie Portman) "How? How does it work? How do you do this to someone?"
• (Natalie Portman) "Not good enough."

• (Jude Law) "What's so great about the truth? Try lying for a change, it's the currency of the world."

• (Jude Law) "I love you, and I need a piss."

• (Jude Law) "You love her like a dog loves its owner."
• (Clive Owen) "And the owner loves the dog for so doing."
• (Jude Law) "You'll hurt her. You'll never forgive her."
• (Clive Owen) "Of course I'll forgive her. I have forgiven her. Without forgiveness we're savages. You're drowning."

• (Jude Law) "I'll always love you. I hate hurting you."
• (Natalie Portman) "Then why are you?"

• (Jude Law) "Why did you f*** him?"
• (Natalie Portman) "I wanted to."
• (Jude Law) "Why?"
• (Natalie Portman) "I desired him."
• (Jude Law) "Why?"
• (Natalie Portman) "You weren't there."
• (Jude Law) "Why him?"
• (Natalie Portman) "He asked me nicely."
• (Jude Law) "You're a liar."
• (Natalie Portman) "So?"
• (Jude Law) "Who are you?"
• (Natalie Portman) "I'm no one."
• (Natalie Portman) "Go on, hit me. It's what you want. come on, hit me, f***er."

• (Jude Law) "You've ruined my life."
• (Julia Roberts) "You'll get over it."

• (Jude Law) "I saw this face, this vision; the moment you stepped into the road. It was the moment of my life."
• (Natalie Portman) "This is the moment of your life."
• (Jude Law) "You were perfect."
• (Natalie Portman) "I still am."

• (Jude Law) "Look me in the eyes. Tell me you're not in love with me."
• (Julia Roberts) "I'm not in love with you."
• (Jude Law) "You just lied."

• (Jude Law) "I fell in love with her, Alice."
• (Natalie Portman) "Oh, as if you had no choice? There's a moment, there's always a moment, "I can do this, I can give into this, or I can resist it", and I don't know when your moment was, but I bet you there was one."

• (Jude Law) "So, he's a dermatologist. Can you get more boring than that?"
• (Julia Roberts) "Obituarist?"
• (Jude Law) "Failed novelist, please."

Julia Roberts as Anna

• (Julia Roberts) "We do everything that people who have sex do."
• (Clive Owen) "Do you enjoy sucking him off?"
• (Julia Roberts) "Yes."
• (Clive Owen) "You like his cock?"
• (Julia Roberts) "I love it."
• (Clive Owen) "You like him coming in your face?"
• (Julia Roberts) "Yes."
• (Clive Owen) "What does it taste like?"
• (Julia Roberts) "It tastes like you but sweeter."
• (Clive Owen) "That's the spirit. Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. Now f*** off and die, you f***ed up slag."

• (Julia Roberts) "Love bores you."
• (Jude Law) "No, it disappoints me."

• (Julia Roberts) "Why are you dressed?"
• (Clive Owen) "Because I think you may be about to leave me and I didn't want to be wearing a dressing gown."

• (Julia Roberts) "I don't want trouble."
• (Jude Law) "I'm not trouble."
• (Julia Roberts) "You're taken."
• (Jude Law) "I've got to see you."
• (Julia Roberts) "Tough."
• (Jude Law) "You -- KISSED me."
• (Julia Roberts) "What are you; TWELVE?"

• (Julia Roberts) "I'm sorry you're --"
• (Clive Owen) "Don't say it. Don't you f***ing say you're too good for me. I am, but don't say it."

• (Julia Roberts) "Don't stop loving me. I can see it draining out of you. It's me, remember? It was a stupid thing to do and it meant nothing. If you love me enough, you'll forgive me."

• (Julia Roberts) "I don't kiss strange men."
• (Jude Law) "Neither do I."

Clive Owen as Larry

• (Clive Owen) "What would happen if I touched you now?"
• (Natalie Portman) "I would call security."
• (Clive Owen) "And what would they do?"
• (Natalie Portman) "They would ask you to leave and ask you not to come back."
• (Clive Owen) "And if I refused to leave?"
• (Natalie Portman) "They would remove you. Those are security cameras in the ceiling."
• (Clive Owen) "I think it's best I don't attempt to touch you. I'd like to touch you. Later."

• (Clive Owen) "Of course she enjoyed it. As you know, she loves a guilty f***."

• (Clive Owen) "Everyone needs looking after."

• (Clive Owen) "He's very pretty."
• (Natalie Portman) "She's -- very tall."

• (Clive Owen) "I used to come here a million years ago, when it was a punk club. The stage was -- Everything is a version of something else. Twenty years ago. How old were you?"
• (Natalie Portman) "Four."
• (Clive Owen) "Christ. When I was in flares, you were in nappies."
• (Natalie Portman) "My nappies were flared."

• (Clive Owen) "Are you flirting with me?"
• (Natalie Portman) "Maybe."
• (Clive Owen) "Are you allowed to flirt with me?"
• (Natalie Portman) "Sure."
• (Clive Owen) "Really?"
• (Natalie Portman) "No, I'm not. I'm breaking all the rules."
• (Clive Owen) "You're mocking me."
• (Natalie Portman) "Yes, I'm allowed to flirt."

• (Clive Owen) "You still pissing about on the Net?"
• (Jude Law) "Not recently."
• (Clive Owen) "I wanted to kill you."
• (Jude Law) "I thought you wanted to f*** me."
• (Clive Owen) "Don't get lippy. I liked your book, by the way."
• (Jude Law) "Thanks."
• (Jude Law) "You stand alone."

• (Clive Owen) "Yes, I saw her naked. No, I did not f*** her."

• (Clive Owen) "As dermatological conferences go, it was a riot."

• (Clive Owen) "Are you leaving me? Because of this? Why?"
• (Julia Roberts) "Dan."
• (Clive Owen) "Cupid? He's our joke."

• (Clive Owen) "Dan --"
• (Jude Law) "Yes?"
• (Clive Owen) "I lied to you, I did f*** Alice."

• (Clive Owen) "Is he a good f***?"
• (Julia Roberts) "Don't do this."
• (Clive Owen) "Just answer the question. Is he good?"
• (Julia Roberts) "Yes."
• (Clive Owen) "Better than me?"
• (Julia Roberts) "Different."
• (Clive Owen) "Better?"
• (Julia Roberts) "Gentler."
• (Clive Owen) "What does that mean?"
• (Julia Roberts) "You know what it means."
• (Clive Owen) "Tell me."
• (Julia Roberts) "No."
• (Clive Owen) "I treat you like a whore?"
• (Julia Roberts) "Sometimes."
• (Clive Owen) "Why would that be?"

• (Clive Owen) "I know who you are. I love you. I love everything about you that hurts."

• (Clive Owen) "You don't know the first thing about love, because you don't understand compromise."

• (Clive Owen) "You think because you don't love us, or desire us, or even like us, you think you've won."
• (Natalie Portman) "It's not a war."

• (Clive Owen) "I'm Larry, the doctor."
• (Julia Roberts) "Hello, doctor Larry."
• (Clive Owen) "Feel free to call me The Sultan."

• (Clive Owen) "You'd be my whore. And in return I will pay you with your liberty."

• (Clive Owen) "What does your c*** taste like?"
• (Natalie Portman) "Heaven."

• (Clive Owen) "A good fight is never clean."

• (Clive Owen) "I want you to tell me your name. Please."
• (Natalie Portman) "Thank you. My name is Jane."
• (Clive Owen) "Your real name."
• (Natalie Portman) "Thank you. My real name is Jane."
• (Clive Owen) "Careful."
• (Natalie Portman) "Thank you. Still Jane."
• (Clive Owen) "I've about got another 500 quid here. Why don't I just give you all this money, and you tell me what your real name is, Alice."
• (Natalie Portman) "I promise."
• (Natalie Portman) "Thank you. My real name -- is plain -- Jane Jones."

• (Clive Owen) "Did you do it here?"
• (Julia Roberts) "No."
• (Clive Owen) "Why not?"
• (Julia Roberts) "Do you wish we did?"
• (Clive Owen) "Just tell me the truth."
• (Julia Roberts) "Yes, we did it here."
• (Clive Owen) "Where?"
• (Julia Roberts) "There."
• (Clive Owen) "On this? We had our first f*** on this. Did you think of me?"

• (Clive Owen) "Why didn't you just tell me the second I walked through the door?"
• (Julia Roberts) "I was scared."
• (Clive Owen) "You're a coward, you spoiled bitch."

• (Clive Owen) "Alice, tell me something true."
• (Natalie Portman) "Lying's the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off; but it's better if you do."

• (Clive Owen) "So Anna tell me your bloke wrote a book. Any good?"
• (Natalie Portman) "Of course."
• (Clive Owen) "It's about you isn't it?"
• (Natalie Portman) "Some of me."
• (Clive Owen) "Oh? What did he leave out?"
• (Natalie Portman) "The truth."

• (Clive Owen) "She has the moronic of beauty of youth, but she's sly."

• (Clive Owen) "But we're happy -- Aren't we?"

• (Clive Owen) "You forget you're dealing with a clinical observer of the human carnival."
• (Julia Roberts) "Am I, now?"
• (Clive Owen) "Oh, yes."
• (Julia Roberts) "You seem more like the cat that got the cream, you can stop licking yourself."

• (Clive Owen) "He's a stringy f***er."

• (Clive Owen) "Dan, I lied to you. I did f*** Alice. Sorry for telling you. I'm just not big enough to forgive you, Buster."

Colin Stinton as Customs Officer

• (Colin Stinton) "Welcome back, Miss Jones."
• (Natalie Portman) "Thank you."

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