Clean and Sober Quotes

Clean and Sober is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Clean and Sober ended in 1970.

It features Ron Howard as producer, Gabriel Yared in charge of musical score, and Jan Kiesser as head of cinematography.

Clean and Sober is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Clean and Sober is 124 minutes long. Clean and Sober is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Michael Keaton as Darryl, M. Emmet Walsh as Richard, Morgan Freeman as Craig, and Michael Keaton as Daryl.

Clean and Sober Quotes

Michael Keaton as Daryl

• (Michael Keaton) "That was a ninety thousand dollar phone call, man. Ninety thousand dollars. 90 grand, man. That's the Stock Market, babe, and it doesn't give a f*** if I'm in a hospital or not. Hey, the American Stock Market really doesn't care if some asshole who makes three hundred dollars a weeks says I can't use the f***in' phone. I'm close, right Craig. Like three-ten, maybe three-fifteen. That's about it, isn't it Craigy. Yeah, oh boy, big three-oh-seven a week. Boy, you gotta allocate that motherf***er, don'tcha. What's that, a little Lean Cuisine, maybe some pork and beans; Hey, why don'tcha get yourself another pair of those plastic shoes.. Fine, you want me outta here; I'm f***in' outta here. I'm gone, motherf***er; look at this back."

• (Michael Keaton) "Thank you. And thanks for my chip. And thanks for not smoking."

Morgan Freeman as Craig

• (Morgan Freeman) "The best way to break old habits is to make new ones."

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