Chuck Versus the Masquerade Quotes

Chuck Versus the Masquerade is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Chuck Versus the Masquerade completed its run in 1970.

It features "Felicia" by The Constellations (band) in charge of musical score.

Chuck Versus the Masquerade Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Are you saying it's time for mommy and daddy to celebrate Valentine's?"
• (Unnamed) "Can we not call ourselves "mommy" and "daddy" in the bedroom?"
• (Unnamed) "How about "Who's your daddy?""
• (Unnamed) "Still no."

• (Unnamed) "I'm sorry Jeff and Lester got a hold of one of these Sleep Sheep and did some recordings of their own. Jeff has some strange nap habits. I'll have them shut it off."
• (Unnamed) "No. No. No. Thanks for your help."
• (Unnamed) "-- That's exactly why I got myself snipped."

• (Unnamed) "I want to let you know that I am not leaving my team. What I have here is good."
• (Unnamed) "Of course it is. But you've been here for 4 years, longer than any other assignment you've had. These people are important to you. For God's sakes, you saved Agent Walker's life today. But you're not going to spend the rest of your career with this team and you know it. Sooner or later, you're going to have to move on. Why not today when you can go out on top?"
• (Unnamed) "I am not leaving Burbank."
• (Unnamed) "You don't have to. Mission's right here."

• (Unnamed) "Sarah, I gotta tell you, masquerades really creep me out, okay? It's like Eyes Wide Shut, but you know, not as boring. Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge Kubrick fan."
• (Unnamed) "Chuck, come on. It's just a bunch of socialites wearing masks."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah. It could be that or a sex-crazed orgy party where they don't want you to see their faces or know their secrets."
• (Unnamed) "No. No, I've been to those kinds of parties and it doesn't look anything like this."
• (Unnamed) "What? What? What? What? What? Really?"
• (Unnamed) "Come on, Chuck. Don't be ridiculous."

• (Unnamed) "My father- he didn't want me involved in any of this."
• (Unnamed) "Really? You were skeet shooting at age 7, had your black belt by 13. And by the time you graduated from the London School of Economics, you were fluent in 5 languages. You whole life your father's been grooming you. You are his succession plan. But he was wrong about you. He couldn't recognize what you really are; an indecisive weak little girl."

• (Unnamed) "I gotta finish packing upand then I'm heading out that door, dude. And I'm just going to open myself up to the universe."
• (Unnamed) "So; moving to your mom's?"
• (Unnamed) "Pretty much straight over."

• (Unnamed) "What do you think you're doing?"
• (Unnamed) "I'm not doing this anymore. I'm not letting anyone die for me. I've spent my whole life hiding, Charles. It ends today."

• (Unnamed) "I mean look at this. I can't; I can't do this any more. I have to grow up. I have to move out. That's what I have to do. I have to go."

• (Unnamed) "LOok, can you please tell me what this is all about?"
• (Unnamed) "Quick version: your father is an International arms dealer, and murderer and all-around bad guy."
• (Unnamed) "No. No. My father is an oil executive."
• (Unnamed) "Okay. Look, we'll explain later. I have an idea. Chuck, get ready to flash."

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