Chuck Versus the Mask Quotes

Chuck Versus the Mask is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Chuck Versus the Mask ended its run in 1970.

It features "Let’s All Die" by Jack Penate in charge of musical score.

Chuck Versus the Mask Quotes

• (Hannah) "What's she doing here? Other than making you jealous with that ridiculously good looking date of hers."
• (Chuck Bartowski) "R-ridiculously good; him? Him. Nah -- Yeah, if you're into the strong kind of Superman-y type of guy."

• (Vasillis) "You've killed us all, you idiot."
• (Chuck Bartowski) "Well, there's a counteragent, right? Where is it?"
• (Vasillis) "In a vase."
• (Chuck Bartowski) "There's hundred of them. Which one?"
• (Vasillis) "How am I supposed to know? I wasn't going to steal it personally?"
• (Chuck Bartowski) "Oh, I see. And I'm the idiot."

• (Vasillis) "Oh he's good. A real Casanova, this one. He used the blonde to get into the vault, and suduced the computer girl to access the security system. It's time to see how cold-hearted our thief really is."

• (Daniel Shaw) "Walker and Bartowski turn off their mic for some reason?"
• (John Casey) "No I did. Those two gab like schoolgirls when they're out in the field. It's murder on the ears."

• (Sarah Walker) "Ok. We need to talk."
• (Daniel Shaw) "About what?"
• (Sarah Walker) "About everything, about professional boundaries, about you bringing me coffee to work every morning, and noticing that I like to chew on my swizzle sticks. You're embarrassing us both. We are just colleagues. And that is all we are ever going to be. So please keep your coffee and your cheesy come ons to yourself. Okay? Got that? -- Good let's get back to work."
• (Daniel Shaw) "I feel like I should apologize to Colonel Casey."
• (John Casey) "Hey Shaw, thanks for the coffee. Just the way I like it. Black and bitter."

• (Hannah) "How about you bring me on your next install?"
• (Chuck Bartowski) "Whoa. Whoa. Easy there. Before you can run, you must first learn to crawl, young grasshopper."
• (Hannah) "Ok. Well, maybe you would prefer to go with Jeff then. Just the two of you into that tiny hot Nerd Mobile."
• (Chuck Bartowski) "Well played, newbie. Next assignment, you get to ride shotgun."

• (Daniel Shaw) "We have to abort -- We don't have a choice. Vasillis and I have a history."
• (Sarah Walker) "Are you sure he remembers you?"
• (Daniel Shaw) "You tend to remember the guy who set your face on fire."

• (John Casey) "Time's up, Chuck."
• (Chuck Bartowski) "No, Casey. Wait. I've found the counteragent. Meet me in the Control Room."
• (John Casey) "When do I get to blow something up?"

• (Hannah) "You and your ex-girlfriend --"
• (Chuck Bartowski) "Yeah. What? Who? Sarah?"
• (Hannah) "Yeah. Morgan said you guys were done."
• (Hannah) "100% done-zo. Why?"
• (Hannah) "That is her, right? Any idea what she's doing here? Other than making you jealous with that ridiculously good-looking date of hers."
• (Chuck Bartowski) "Ridiculously good -- Him? Him? Nah. Yeah, if you're into strong kind, of Superman-y type of a guy."

• (Chuck Bartowski) "Guys, look I appreciat a ticker tape parade just like the next guy. But come on, I got a great team."
• (Daniel Shaw) "And that brings us to our next point of business."
• (Sarah Walker) "Well, uh Chuck, you're not going to have us forever. The Intersect was originally designed so that agents could work autonomously."
• (Daniel Shaw) "We're your training wheels. And your performance tells me it's about time for us to come off."

• (Daniel Shaw) "Any questions? Concerns?"
• (Sarah Walker) "You mean other than us bringing a civilian on the mission?"
• (John Casey) "I do have some new tranq darts I'd like to try out."
• (Chuck Bartowski) "No. No. I can handle Hannah. Besides she can cover for my in my Nerd Herd duties in case you guys need to call in the big guns -- That would be me -- When I say big guns, I'm referring to the Intersect. To myself. Do I need a flash? Glad we had this conversation."

• (Morgan Grimes) "I don't think he wants us to know that he's gone to the -- dark place."
• (Ellie Bartowski) "-- Oh, you don't mean --"
• (Morgan Grimes) "Yeah. Junior year. When Jill dumped him, sat in his room and played Golden Eye for what, 3 months? Wonder if you can get bed sores from playing video games?"

• (Chuck Bartowski) "Are you sure you're okay with the whole Hannah thing?"
• (Sarah Walker) "Oh, I shouldn't have given you a hard time. She's great and --"
• (Chuck Bartowski) "How do you think I feel about you and Shaw? I mean you two are perfect together. It's disgusting."
• (Sarah Walker) "Oh."
• (Chuck Bartowski) "In-in-in a heartwarming kind of way. Look, all I know is the guy carried you of Castle on his back while you were both dying. So if I have to see you with someone else, it might as well be a hero. Right?"
• (Sarah Walker) "What can I say? I have a type."

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