Chuck Versus the Honeymooners Quotes

Chuck Versus the Honeymooners is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Chuck Versus the Honeymooners completed its run in 1970.

It features "Holiday" by Vampire Weekend in charge of musical score.

Chuck Versus the Honeymooners Quotes

• (Sarah Walker) "General, Chuck and I are dating -- exclusively."
• (General Beckman) "I must caution you that allowing your private life to interfere with your professional one can be dangerous. But off the record, it's about damn time."

• (Chuck Bartowski) "Sarah Walker, do you agree to quit the spy life with me?"
• (Sarah Walker) "I do -- Chuck Bartowski, do you agree to quit the spy life with me?"
• (Chuck Bartowski) "I do."

• (General Beckman) "I'll arrange for Arnauldo to be picked up by a different INTERPOL team. Try not to physically assault them."
• (Chuck Bartowski) "General, just so you know, we didn't hit them, or; or assault them in anyway. There no physical altercation. We just dosed them with pharmeauctical-grade narcotics."
• (General Beckman) "Agent Bartowski."
• (Chuck Bartowski) "You're right, that's not making it any better."

• (Juan Diego Arnaldo) "May I just say,I've been on the run for 2 years. And no matter how far you run you can never run from yourself. And from what I've heard from both of you, it's not what either of you wants."

• (Morgan Grimes) "Hey, you asked me for my help."
• (John Casey) "I was tasked to ask for your help. There's a big difference."
• (Morgan Grimes) "Tomatoe, tomahto, John. Listen, if you're looking for a needle in a haystack full of needles, you need to create an advantage. That's me."
• (John Casey) "You know, it can take up to 7 minutes to strangle someone to death. I've done it in under 30 seconds."

• (Chuck Bartowski) "You know, uh, this is our last mission, but we make a great team."
• (Sarah Walker) "I'm thinking the same thing, Mr. Charles."
• (John Casey) "Oh God."
• (Chuck Bartowski) "Casey?"
• (Sarah Walker) "What are you doing here?"
• (John Casey) "Putting to rest any stupid ideas you two might have of turning this into a permanent vacation."

• (Morgan Grimes) "Let's cut the man some slack, he's got the world's fate resting in his hands."
• (John Casey) "Oh, I'd say he's got something else resting in his hands."
• (Morgan Grimes) "What do you mean?"
• (John Casey) "Chuck's off the grid with Walker. Do the math Grimes."
• (John Casey) "He's going to need a walker when Walker's through with him."
• (John Casey) "They're having intercourse you idiot."

• (Devon Woodcomb) "You know that going away party I'm having for me and Ellie tomorrow night?"
• (Morgan Grimes) "Yeah."
• (Devon Woodcomb) "No matter what she says, it will kill her if Chuck's not there to say goodbye. So make it happen."

• (Chuck Bartowski) "Casey's been reinstated. Ellie and Awesome are going to Africa. Everyone else is moving forward with their life. Sarah, for the first time since I've know you, nothing this holding us back. And if Beckman finds out, she could stop all of this, us. I can't risk that. I won't."
• (Sarah Walker) "You're right. I can't go back to how it was before. Before this, before you."

• (Ellie Bartowski) "Truth is, I think I got so drunk, I guess I was upset with myself. I'm leaving my little brother."
• (Chuck Bartowski) "I'm not so little anymore."
• (Chuck Bartowski) "And uh, just so you know, you're not leaving me alone."
• (Ellie Bartowski) "You guys are back together?"
• (Chuck Bartowski) "We're together. I think I found the one."

• (Sarah Walker) "Look, no matter how much I want to be a spy. I want Chuck more."

• (Sarah Walker) "You know, Chuck, I can't fake this. Not with you."
• (Chuck Bartowski) "What? You've been faking it the whole time?"
• (Sarah Walker) "No, no, no. Not that. I spotted a Basque terroist on board."

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