Chuck Versus the Cat Squad Quotes

Chuck Versus the Cat Squad is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Chuck Versus the Cat Squad ended its run in 1970.

Chuck Versus the Cat Squad Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Hi. Good morning."
• (Unnamed) "What are you doing here?"
• (Unnamed) "There was nowhere else to go except the floor -- Floors can be fun too."

• (Unnamed) "Something is different about you. The confidence. The straight spine. It can't be true, but you're behaving like you're having regular sexual intercourse. Huh? Martin, get back in this bed."
• (Unnamed) "No. No. All the times that I-I emailed you, and snail mailed, texted, called out into the night; nothing. You completely ignored me. And now I'm off the market, okay? So I would like you to leave. I have a lot of work to -"

• (Unnamed) "General, we're not a team any more."
• (Unnamed) "This comes from the top, Sarah. The Cats are back."

• (Unnamed) "I know where you live, Walker. You even think of trying to find us, remember there is a target on your back. You, Chuck, sister with the baby, don't forget."

• (Unnamed) "No, no. I can't be alone here with that woman. She-she wants me; badly. John, she desires my; physical person."
• (Unnamed) "And I'm hunting unicorns. You're babysitting. Get over it."

• (Unnamed) "Well, CIA cleared Zondra. It's gotta be some kind of misunderstanding, right? Time can heal wounds. Margaritas don't hurt either. Speaking of which, I'm working on a new recipe for the party."

• (Unnamed) "I need immediate extraction. Anyway you can: plane, boat, car."
• (Unnamed) "How about fist?"

• (Unnamed) "I haven't seen them in a very long time and I have changed a lot. Look, I-I just think we should have talked about this beforehand. This could open a Pandora's box."
• (Unnamed) "Really? How?"
• (Unnamed) "Well first of all; Carina? She was the mellow one."

• (Unnamed) "I don't like fight girls."
• (Unnamed) "What I meant was, I was taught to be a gentlemen."

• (Unnamed) "Maybe you could be my bridesmaids?"
• (Unnamed) "I have never been a bridemaid. Well, pretended to, once for a mission."
• (Unnamed) "I did too, once. But there was a machine gun under the pink taffeta."
• (Unnamed) "Oh?"
• (Unnamed) "Maybe we can try for real this time; no machine guns."
• (Unnamed) "Scary, but I'll give it a shot."

• (Unnamed) "We heard that you were getting married."
• (Unnamed) "You know what that means."
• (Unnamed) "Girls night out."
• (Unnamed) "I'm Chuck by the way."
• (Unnamed) "Buckle up girl we're going for a ride."

• (Unnamed) "Going somewhere -- p*****?"

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