Chuck Versus the Alma Mater Quotes

Chuck Versus the Alma Mater is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Chuck Versus the Alma Mater ended in 1970.

It features "Don't Look Back in Anger" by Oasis (band) in charge of musical score.

Chuck Versus the Alma Mater Quotes

• (Unnamed) "It says here his weapon of choice is a crossbow."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, what slingshot too ineffective?"

• (Unnamed) "List off the numbers you remember."
• (Unnamed) "I don't know, the like ten of um, were a couple a nines a five, it definitely started with a two --"
• (Unnamed) "That's it? You've got a computer for a brain, that's all --"
• (Unnamed) "Look it was a very stressful situation, okay Casey, I watched a guy get skewered by a crossbow."

• (Unnamed) "I swear this school has it in for me."

• (Unnamed) "Don't you think now would be a grate time for me to be waiting in the car?"

• (Unnamed) "That's Flemming."
• (Unnamed) "Gee thanks, you just saved me a lot of investigative work there intersect. The DMV told me that."

• (Unnamed) "Assistant manger Tang?"
• (Unnamed) "I'm busy."
• (Unnamed) "I'd like your opinion on how we could stream line our standing work orders to operate move efficiently?"
• (Unnamed) "That's a very admirable goal young lady."
• (Unnamed) "You know, your new position of authority has changed you -- You look different -- Maybe it's the new monogrammed shirt -- Maybe it's just the cut of your slacks -- I hope you plan on making more changes around the Buy More. In fact, I can't wait for your next massive -- invasive -- move --"
• (Unnamed) "Well, uh, for starters I think that the staff sits around too far -- far too often --"
• (Unnamed) "Okay."

• (Unnamed) "Throwing stuff at the tech is not gonna help you, it might --"

• (Unnamed) "It is now mine. The one remote that controls them all, the master remote."

• (Unnamed) "Chuck, we have an emergence. We need to talk."
• (Unnamed) "I'm on the phone."
• (Unnamed) "Shh, not here, not here, there are spies at the Buy More."
• (Unnamed) "Spies, really?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, Tang's minions, they're everywhere. He's like the dark Lord Sauron from Lord of the Rings. Only instead of the ring of power he's taken over control the assistant manger ship."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, from me, thanks for the reminder."
• (Unnamed) "You got it man. Look we need your help, Chuck."
• (Unnamed) "Me, what am I suppose to do? I'm just --"
• (Unnamed) "One small hobbit? So thought Frodo Baggins, my friend, so thought Frodo Baggins."

• (Unnamed) "Alright, we all know the game, we all know the rules, this is Fingers of Furry. The win goes to the contestant who can identify the most TV shows in a minute."
• (Unnamed) "Alright, who do you want next?"
• (Unnamed) "I challenge, the ruling champion Morgan Grimes."
• (Unnamed) "That's Mr. Morgan Grimes, if you're nasty."
• (Unnamed) "Oh the suspense."
• (Unnamed) "You don't want me punk."
• (Unnamed) "Oh yes I do."
• (Unnamed) "Challenge accepted."

• (Unnamed) "Did you offer to kill Harry for Anna?"
• (Unnamed) "No. Why, you want me to kill him?"
• (Unnamed) "No. No, just curious --"

• (Unnamed) "Go wait in the car."
• (Unnamed) "Cause that always works out so well."

• (Unnamed) "Hey, you, don't move, Charles Bartowski. You still owe the library $294.68 in late fees."
• (Unnamed) "Do -- Do you take credit cards?"

• (Unnamed) "No more Wednesday/Friday surf and turf?"
• (Unnamed) "Harry Tang is drunk with power."
• (Unnamed) "He could have an accident."
• (Unnamed) "I know a guy, very reasonable -- The prices, I mean, not him."
• (Unnamed) "Way to go Anna, thinking outside the box, me likey. What do you say Chuck?"
• (Unnamed) "What, are you guys crazy? I'm not gonna have a guy rubbed out just because he upsets are lunch schedule."

• (Unnamed) "I can't believe I'm saying this but, I have to go back to Stanford."
• (Unnamed) "Cool."

• (Unnamed) "Come on let me make it up to you. Tickets to the game at your Alma Mater."
• (Unnamed) "No offense, but I'd rather get hit in the produce section again then go back to that place."

• (Unnamed) "Are you coming to the toga party?"

• (Unnamed) "I'm sorry, but was Harry wearing the new assistant manger polo shirt?"
• (Unnamed) "It's monogrammed."
• (Unnamed) "He must be stopped."

• (Unnamed) "I thought we agreed my code name was gonna be Samwise?"

• (Unnamed) "Wow, that new high-def screen sure shows every wrinkle."
• (Unnamed) "They can hear you."
• (Unnamed) "What? Twinkle. Every twinkle -- in her eye -- eyes --"

• (Unnamed) "You sure it was Magnus you saw?"
• (Unnamed) "Gee, I don't know, Casey, how many psycho archers do you know?"

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