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Christmas with the Kranks Quotes

Christmas with the Kranks is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Christmas with the Kranks stopped airing in 1970.

It features Michael Barnathan; Chris Columbus; Mark Radcliffe as producer, John Debney in charge of musical score, and Don Burgess (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Christmas with the Kranks is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Christmas with the Kranks is 98 minutes long. Christmas with the Kranks is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Erik Per Sullivan as Spike Frohmeyer, Tim Allen as Luther Krank, Jamie Lee Curtis as Nora Krank, Julie Gonzalo as Blair Krank, Arden Myrin as Daisy, Dan Aykroyd as Vic Frohmeyer, M. Emmet Walsh as Walt Scheel, and Tom Poston as Father Zabriskie.

Christmas with the Kranks Quotes

Jamie Lee Curtis as Nora Krank

  • (Jamie Lee Curtis) "Why would we want to get tans before the cruise? I thought the idea was to get them DURING the cruise."
  • (Tim Allen) "Look at us, we kind of look like uncooked chicken."
  • (Arden Myrin) "You look like a corpse."
  • (Arden Myrin) "And you could use some help too."
  • (Jamie Lee Curtis) "What are you doing? It's not even Saturday night."
  • (Jamie Lee Curtis) "How much is this going to cost?"
  • (Tim Allen) "$3,000."
  • (Jamie Lee Curtis) "We SAVE money?"
  • (Jamie Lee Curtis) "We skip Christmas."

Erik Per Sullivan as Spike Frohmeyer

  • (Erik Per Sullivan) "You're skipping Christmas. Isn't that against the law?"
  • (Erik Per Sullivan) "Are you sure this isn't illegal?"
  • (Tim Allen) "Are you a cop?"

Tom Poston as Father Zabriskie

  • (Tom Poston) "I don't know who he is."
  • (Tim Allen) "He brings ham."
  • (Tom Poston) "Oh."

Dan Aykroyd as Vic Frohmeyer

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Tim Allen as Luther Krank

  • (Tim Allen) "Smoked trout?"
  • (Jamie Lee Curtis) "It's better than frozen pizza."
  • (Tim Allen) "What happened to the hickory honey ham?"
  • (Jamie Lee Curtis) "Don't EVER say hickory honey ham again."
  • (Tim Allen) "I look like a Mafia Lieutenant."

M. Emmet Walsh as Walt Scheel

  • (M. Emmet Walsh) "Does this mean we have start being nice to each other?"
  • (Tim Allen) "Of course not."
  • (M. Emmet Walsh) "Good, cause I still don't like you that much."
  • (Tim Allen) "Well, that's great. I'm not fond of you either."
  • (M. Emmet Walsh) "Honey, we gonna pack."

Julie Gonzalo as Blair Krank

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