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Christmas Party (The Office) Quotes

Christmas Party (The Office) is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Christmas Party completed its run in 1970.

Christmas Party (The Office) Quotes

  • (Michael Scott) "So Phyllis is basically saying, "Hey, Michael, I know you did a lot to help the office this year, but I only care about you a homemade oven mitt's worth." I gave Ryan an iPod."
  • (Michael Scott) "Christmas is awesome. First of all, you got to spend time with people you love. Secondly, you can get drunk and no one can say anything. Third, you give presents. What's better than giving presents? And fourth, getting presents. So four things. Not bad for one day. It's really the greatest day of all time."
  • (Angela) "You behaved very badly tonight."
  • (Kelly Kapoor) "-- Yikes."
  • (Toby Flenderson) "Well, it's for Angela, so --"
  • (Kelly Kapoor) "That's like the creepiest thing that I've ever seen."
  • (Dwight Schrute) ""A real man makes his own luck." Billy Zane, "Titanic.""
  • (Michael Scott) "Well, happy birthday, Jesus. Sorry your party's so lame."
  • (Dwight Schrute) "Yankee Swap is like Machiavelli meets -- Christmas."
  • (Michael Scott) "Well, that is a perfectly good mini-tree, Kevin, and we are going to sell that to charity. That's what Christmas is all about."
  • (Phyllis) "Hi, guys. Does everyone know my boyfriend, Bob Vance?"
  • (Kevin) "Kevin Malone."
  • (Bob Vance) "Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration."
  • (Stanley) "Stanley Hudson."
  • (Bob Vance) "Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration."
  • (Ryan Howard) "Ryan Howard."
  • (Bob Vance) "Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration."
  • (Ryan Howard) "What line of work you in, Bob?"
  • (Todd Packer) "What's up, my nerds?"
  • (Michael Scott) "All right, now, you're the expert. Is this enough to get 20 people plastered?"
  • (Unnamed) "Fifteen bottles of vodka? Yeah, that should do it."
  • (Kevin) "I want the footbath."
  • (Kevin) "That's the thing I bought myself. I'm really psyched to use it. Maybe I should've taken the iPod. Oh, shoot."
  • (Kevin) "I got myself for Secret Santa. I was supposed to tell somebody, but I didn't."

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