Christmas Attack Zone Quotes

Christmas Attack Zone is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Christmas Attack Zone stopped airing in 1970.

Christmas Attack Zone Quotes

• (Colleen Donaghy) "Oh, my God. My arm. It's numb."
• (Jack Donaghy) "What are you doing now, Mother?"
• (Colleen Donaghy) "I think the stress --"
• (Jack Donaghy) "Don't go to her."
• (Avery Jessup) "Do you have shortness of breath? Are you sweating? Do you have neck or jaw pain? I've had a couple rich men die on top of me."
• (Colleen Donaghy) "It's like something like my son sitting on my chest."
• (Milton Greene) "We should call an ambulance."
• (Jack Donaghy) "We are not calling anyone."
• (Milton Greene) "What's the matter with you? Your mother is not well."
• (Jack Donaghy) "Can't you see that she's faking, Milton."
• (Jack Donaghy) "There. Did anybody see that?"
• (Milton Greene) "We have to call an ambulance. Listen to me, damn it, I'm a doctor."
• (Jack Donaghy) "Of history. In what emergency would you be necessary? If someone wanted to know whether the '60s were awesome or not?"
• (Milton Greene) "They were."

• (Milton Greene) "By the way, we have a tradition in my family where we let the child name itself."
• (Avery Jessup) "Oh, yeah. That's hippie nonsense."
• (Jack Donaghy) "Absolutely not."
• (Milton Greene) "Well, suit yourself, but my son Spider-Man turned out just fine."

• (Milton Greene) "You kept me from my son for 50 years."
• (Colleen Donaghy) "You didn't miss much."
• (Milton Greene) "He's a good boy. He got me a kidney. From Elvis Costello. All that time lost because of you and your pride. And think of what I've lost. Going on father-and-son Habitat for Humanity builds and road trips in my VW van."
• (Jack Donaghy) "Yeah. Or other things."

• (Liz Lemon) "Who hasn't made mistakes? I once French kissed a dog at a party to try to impress what turned out to be a very tall 12-year-old."

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