Christian Rock Hard Quotes

Christian Rock Hard is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Christian Rock Hard ended in 1970.

Christian Rock Hard Quotes

• (Cartman) "Don't ever leave me Jesus, I couldn't stand to see you go/My heart would simply snap my wound if you walk on out that door/I promise I'll be good to you, keep you warm at night./Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, why don't we just shut off the lights."

• (Token) "Good job, dickhead. We lost the entire audience."
• (Cartman) "Ah, f*** you Token, you black asshole."
• (Stan) "Hmm, guess he got what he deserved."
• (Butters) "f*** you, Eric."

• (Butters Stotch) "We're not really Christian. We're just pretending we are."
• (Cartman) "Butters, remind me later to cut your balls off."

• (Eric Cartman) "I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I want to feel his salvation all over my face."

• (Token Williams) "This Christian album better make as much money as you said it would, tubby."
• (Eric Cartman) "I'm going to kill you one day, Token."
• (Token Williams) "What did you say?"
• (Eric Cartman) "Nothing."

• (Sanctified Band Member #1) "Is this the way to the stage?"
• (Eric Cartman) "Who are you?"
• (Sanctified Band Member #1) "We're the band Sanctified. We play metal and punk, but with lyrics that inspire faith in Christ."
• (Sanctified Band Member #2) "We proved that Christian music can be tough and hardcore."
• (Eric Cartman) "Yeah, you guys are real hardcore."
• (Sanctified Band Member #1) "You bet your gosh-darn rear end we are."

• (Stan Marsh) "You don't even know anything about Christianity."
• (Eric Cartman) "I know enough to exploit it."

• (Eric Cartman) "God damn it."
• (Unnamed) "Whoa. Calm down there."
• (Eric Cartman) "Who cares? I can never win a bet because you stupid assholes don't give out platinum albums."
• (Unnamed) "But you spread the word of the lord. You brought faith in Jesus."
• (Eric Cartman) "D'oh. f*** Jesus."
• (Unnamed) "Calm down, Eric. You're gonna hurt the band."
• (Token Williams) "Yeah, we're losing our fans."
• (Eric Cartman) "Who f***ing cares, Token? I can never beat Kyle now. I'll say it again. f*** Jesus."

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