Chosen (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

Chosen (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Chosen ended its run in 1970.

Chosen (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

• (Xander) "So, did you see?"
• (Andrew) "I-I was scared. I'm sorry."
• (Xander) "Did you see what happened? I mean, was she --"
• (Andrew) "She was incredible. She died saving my life."
• (Xander) "That's my girl. Always doin' the stupid thing."

• (Buffy Summers) "If you get killed, I'm telling."

• (Willow) "This goes beyond anything I've ever done. It' a total loss of control, and not in a nice, wholesome, "my girlfriend has a pierced tongue" kinda way."

• (Willow) "The darkest place I've ever been, this is what lies beyond that. This is too important for me --"
• (Kennedy) "Buffy believes in you."
• (Willow) "You know, Buffy, sweet girl, not that bright."
• (Kennedy) "Hey, I'm the first one to call her out when she's not making sense. In fact, this may have escaped your keen notice, but, I'm kind of a brat. I've always sort of gotten my way. So, you're gonna make it through this no matter how dark it gets, because, now, you're my way."

• (Giles) "I used to be a highly respected watcher, and now I'm a wounded dwarf with the mystical strength of a doily. I just wish I could sleep."
• (Dawn) "What kind of person could sleep on a night like this?"
• (Xander) "Only the crazy ones."

• (Buffy) "You know, one of these days, I'm just gonna put the two of you in a room and let you wrestle it out."
• (Spike) "No problem at this end."
• (Buffy) "There could be oil of some kind involved."

• (Dawn) "Yeah, Buffy? What are we gonna do now?"

• (Angel) "I got coverage on the whole thing. It's very gripping. Needs a third act."
• (Buffy) "You have to leave L.A."

• (Giles) "I'll go dig up my sources; quite literally, actually. One or two people I have to speak to are dead."

• (Angel) "I'm gettin' the brush off for Captain Peroxide. It doesn't necessarily bring out the champion in me."
• (Buffy) "You're not getting the brush off. A-Are you just going to come here and go all Dawson on me every time I have a boyfriend?"
• (Angel) "Aha. Boyfriend."
• (Buffy) "He's not. But he is in my heart."
• (Angel) "That'll end well."
• (Buffy) "What was the highlight of our relationship? When you broke up with me or when I killed you?"

• (Buffy) "Ow."
• (Dawn) "Dumbass."
• (Xander) "Don't look at me. This is a Summers' thing. It's all very violent."
• (Buffy) "If you get killed, I'm telling."

• (Willow) "Okay, magic time. You ready to, heh heh, kill me?"
• (Kennedy) "Starting to be."
• (Willow) "Good. Fun."

• (Spike) "I'm drownin' in footwear."
• (Spike) "Weird dream."

• (Spike) "Most people don't use their tongues to say hello. Or I guess they do, but --"

• (Buffy Summers) "Good, good. I haven't had quite enough jealous vampire crap for one night."
• (Spike) "He wears lifts, you know."
• (Buffy Summers) "You know, one of these days I'm just going to put you two in a room and let you wrassle it out."
• (Spike) "No problem on this end."
• (Buffy Summers) "There could be oil of some kind involved."

• (Faith) "That's assuming they get past us."
• (Principal Robin Wood) "Which, no offense, I am."
• (Faith) "Come on, you gotta have a little faith."
• (Principal Robin Wood) "I think I've had my share, thanks."
• (Faith) "Well, I trundled right into that one, didn't I? Look, I'm sorry if it seemed like I was blowing you off the other day. I was just trying to, you know, blow you off."
• (Principal Robin Wood) "Yeah, you know what, I figured that one out all by myself."

• (Buffy) "So here's the part where you make a choice. What if you could have that power, now? In every generation, one Slayer is born, because a bunch of men who died thousands of years ago made up that rule. They were powerful men. This woman is more powerful than all of them combined. So I say we change the rule. I say my power, should be our power. Tomorrow, Willow will use the essence of this scythe to change our destiny. From now on, every girl in the world who might be a Slayer, will be a Slayer. Every girl who could have the power, will have the power. Can stand up, will stand up. Slayers, every one of us. Make your choice. Are you ready to be strong?"

• (Kennedy) "You -- are a goddess."
• (Willow) "And you're a slayer."

• (Buffy) "Okay, how many times do I have to kill you? Ballpark figure."

• (Kennedy) "I'll be with you to keep you grounded."
• (Willow) "Yeah, well you might have to keep me "stab-ded" if I go to the bad place."
• (Kennedy) "You're saying I might have to kill you?"
• (Willow) "I am."
• (Kennedy) "Bite me."
• (Willow) "I will. I mean -- I do -- mean it."

• (Spike) "So where's tall, dark, and forehead?"
• (Buffy Summers) "Let me guess -- you can smell him?"
• (Spike) "No, i used my enhanced vampire eyeballs to watch you kissing him."
• (Buffy Summers) "It was a -- hello"
• (Spike) "Most people don't use their tongues to say hello -- or I guess the but --"

• (Buffy) "So, what do you guys wanna do tomorrow?"
• (Willow) "Nothing strenuous."
• (Xander) "Well, mini-golf is always the first thing that comes to mind."
• (Giles) "I think we can do better than that."
• (Buffy) "I was thinking about shopping. As per usual."
• (Willow) "Oh. There's an Arden B. in the new mall."
• (Xander) "Oh, good. I could use a few items."
• (Giles) "Well, now aren't we gonna discuss this? Save the world or go to the mall?"
• (Buffy) "I'm having a wicked shoe craving."
• (Xander) "Aren't you on the patch?"
• (Willow) "Those never work."
• (Buffy) "Never."
• (Giles) "And here I am, invisible to the eye, not having any vote."
• (Xander) "See, I need a new look. It's this whole eye patch thing."
• (Buffy) "Oh, you could go with full black secret agent look."
• (Willow) "Or the puffy shirt, pirate slash --"
• (Giles) "The Earth is definitely doomed."

• (Spike) "Where's the trinket?"
• (Buffy) "The who-ket?"

• (Giles) "I don't understand. What did this?"
• (Buffy) "Spike."

• (Buffy) "I just realized something, something that really never occurred to me before. We're gonna win."

• (Buffy) "I love you."
• (Spike) "No, you don't. But thanks for sayin' it."

• (Faith) "It's pretty radical, B."
• (Giles) "It's a lot more than that. Buffy, what you said, it-it-it flies in the face of everything we've ever; every generation has ever done in the fight against evil. I think it's bloody brilliant."
• (Buffy) "You mean that?"
• (Giles) "If you want my opinion."

• (Caleb) "But then, you do have an army of your own. Some thirty-odd pimply-faced girls, don't know the pointy end of a stake. Maybe I should call this off."

• (Dawn) "We destroyed the mall? I fought on the wrong side."
• (Xander) "All those shops, gone. The Gap, Starbucks, Toys "R" Us. Who will remember all those landmarks unless we tell the world of them?"

• (Angel) "Okay, now I'm pissed. Where is he?"
• (Buffy) "He had to split."

• (Andrew Wells) "She died saving my life."
• (Xander Harris) "That's my girl. Always doing the stupid thing."

• (Buffy) "I hate this. I hate being here. I hate that you have to be here. I hate that there's evil and that I was chosen to fight it. I wish a whole lot of the time that I hadn't been. I know a lot of you wish I hadn't been, either. This isn't about wishes. This is about choices. I believe we can beat this evil. Not when it comes. Not when its army is ready. Now. Tomorrow morning, I'm opening the seal. I'm going down into the Hellmouth and I am finishing this once and for all. Right now, you're asking yourself what makes this different. What makes us anything more than a bunch of girls being picked off one by one? It's true. None of you have the power that Faith and I do. So here's the part where you make a choice."

• (Spike) "Now, go."
• (Spike) "I wanna see how it ends."

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