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Chopper (film) Quotes

Chopper (film) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Chopper ended in 1970.

It features Michele Bennett as producer, Mick Harvey in charge of musical score, and Geoffrey Hall, and Kevin Hayward as head of cinematography.

Chopper (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in Australia. Each episode of Chopper (film) is 94 minutes long. Chopper (film) is distributed by First Look Pictures.

The cast includes: Eric Bana as Chopper, Vince Colosimo as Neville Bartos, Renée Brack as Interviewer, David Field as Keithy George, Simon Lyndon as Jimmy Loughnan, Robert Rabiah as Nick, and Skye Wansey as Mandy.

Chopper (film) Quotes

Eric Bana as Chopper

  • (Eric Bana) "I used to be Chopper Read. Now I can't even get arrested in this bloody town."
  • (Eric Bana) "Look, you're not still angry at me about the leg, are you?"
  • (Vince Colosimo) "Nah, forget about it."
  • (Eric Bana) "Because I don't know if you remember, Neville, but I had that bloody shotgun pointed at your head. I reconsidered and dropped it down to your kneecap. Remember?"
  • (Vince Colosimo) "Forget about it. All right?"
  • (Eric Bana) "I mean, what the bloody hell were you doing getting lippy at me with a bloody shotgun? I had a bloody loaded shotgun."
  • (Vince Colosimo) "The leg is okay, all right?"
  • (Keith Read) "I just saw on the TV that a man was shot at Bojangles. I thought it was you."
  • (Eric Bana) "Well, it couldn't have been me, could it? Else I wouldn't be standing here."
  • (Detective Downie) "So you took him to the hospital?"
  • (Eric Bana) "No, I didn't take him to the bloody hospital. Now tell me this, right? Why would I shoot a bloke; BANG; and then put him in the bloody car and whiz him off to the hospital at a hundred miles an hour? It defeats the purpose of having shot him in the first place. What's more, it's bloody insulting, it's bloody insulting. I mean, am I the only bloody standover man in the country who provides a medical plan for some of these characters?"
  • (Eric Bana) "You've probably read all the newspaper stories about me, and you've heard the word on the street about me, and you've probably got a picture in your head of what Chopper Read's like and we're sitting here at this bar all very nice and cosy and I'm a bit of a let down to you."
  • (Eric Bana) "He couldn't knock the fluff off a cappuccino."
  • (Eric Bana) "Oh, Keithy. I always thought I was a good bloke."
  • (David Field) "Ha. What did you ever do that was good?"
  • (Eric Bana) "Well, I bashed you. That was good, wasn't it? It was good for a bit of a giggle, anyway."
  • (Eric Bana) "I've never, I don't think I've ever been as bloody insulted as I am right now. I'm sittin' here confessing to a fucking murder, I've known you since I was a fucking pup, right? And you've got the fucking audacity to drag this cunt here --"
  • (Detective Cooney) "Sort out your boy, will you?"
  • (Eric Bana) "-- And you look at me like I'm a fucking idiot."
  • (Eric Bana) "Jimmy, if you keep stabbing me, you're going to kill me."
  • (Eric Bana) "You don't much like me, do you Keithy?"
  • (Eric Bana) "Look. The bloke's been me best mate since 1975. We've had our fallouts from time to time, it's no big deal. Y'know, it's like -- if ya mum stabs ya, whaddya do? Y-ya don't get upset. Ya don't get angry, ya go, "Shit, mum's stabbed me, I better get off to the hospital.""
  • (Eric Bana) "You reckon he'd want to throw a bit of cash my way?"
  • (Robert Rabiah) "Yeah, nah, I don't think he'd go for that."
  • (Eric Bana) "Well fuck him, he'll have to go for it. Nev?"
  • (Vince Colosimo) "Yeah?"
  • (Eric Bana) "I hear you want to give me some money."
  • (Eric Bana) "Why would I shoot a bloke BANG, then drive him to the bloody car and wizz him off to the hospital at a hundred miles an hour? It defeats the purpose of having shot him in the first place."
  • (Eric Bana) "Aw, look. The bloke's been my best mate since 1975. We've had our fall-outs from time to time. It's no big deal. It's like -- if your mum stabbed you."
  • (Eric Bana) "Even Beethoven had his critics. See if you can name three of them."
  • (Eric Bana) "Look, all I can tell you is what I've already told Mister Beasley: none of us saw anything. It was just one of those things: Bluey Barnes was reading a magazine; Ambrose Hatcheson was taking a piss; Johnny Price was washing his hands; Jimmy Loughnan was watching a bullant crawl across the table, and I was watching Jimmy watching the bullant."
  • (Eric Bana) "I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture."
  • (Eric Bana) "It's all right, Jimmy. I don't hate you. You just broke my heart."
  • (Detective Cooney) "We know you didn't shoot the Turk."
  • (Eric Bana) "I just told you I shot the Turk."
  • (Detective Downie) "They've picked up the bloke that did it."
  • (Eric Bana) "What fucking bloke that did it? I did it."
  • (Detective Downie) "No, Homicide have picked up the guy, right? They've even got the murder weapon."
  • (Eric Bana) "What murder weapon?"
  • (Detective Cooney) ".410 shotgun."
  • (Eric Bana) "Here. This bloody.410 shotgun."
  • (Detective Downie) "Put it away, Mark. Just put the bloody thing away. This thing's a.410. Fine, it's a.410. There's a fucking million.410s out there. That's not the.410 that did it."
  • (Eric Bana) "You don't want this? It's a fucking murder weapon."

Vince Colosimo as Neville Bartos

  • (Vince Colosimo) "There's no cash here. Here there's no cash, alright? Cash no, Robbo?"
  • (Robbo) "No cash."
  • (Vince Colosimo) "Ooooo."
  • (Robert Rabiah) "Get a rag."
  • (Eric Bana) "Forget the rag boys."

Renée Brack as Interviewer

  • (Renée Brack) "You've written a best-seller --"
  • (Eric Bana) "Yeah, I know; and I can't even bloody spell. What about those poor bloody academics, those college graduates, battling their guts out to write some airy-fairy piece of exaggerated artwork? And here's a bloke, sitting in a cell, who can't spell, and he's written a best-seller. It's sold two hundred and fifty thousand copies. And it's still selling. And he's writing another one. And I can't even spell. I'm semi-bloody-illiterate."

Robert Rabiah as Nick

Skye Wansey as Mandy

Simon Lyndon as Jimmy Loughnan

  • (Simon Lyndon) "Mark, Mark, Mark, no. You're being fucking paranoid."
  • (Eric Bana) "Well, just because I'm being paranoid doesn't mean people aren't trying to kill me."

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