Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest Quotes

Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest stopped airing in 1970.

It features Gary Depew as producer, Daniel Licht in charge of musical score, and Gerry Lively as head of cinematography.

Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest is 92 minutes long. Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest is distributed by Dimension Films.

The cast includes: Jim Metzler as William Porter, Daniel Cerny as Eli Porter, Ron Melendez as Joshua, Garvin Funches as T-Loc, Michael Ensign as Father Frank Nolan, Daniel Cerny as Eli, Jon Clair as Malcolm, Mari Morrow as Maria, and Ron Melendez as Josh.

Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest Quotes

Daniel Cerny as Eli

• (Daniel Cerny) "Why papa? Why did you have to go and hurt my brother? Family is sacred papa. You know I'd never hurt you. Not even for this."

• (Daniel Cerny) "With age comes blindness but we who are young have a vision and that is the gift to us from He Who Walks Behind The Rows. Our greatest Harvest is to come."
• (Garvin Funches) "Harvest this motherf***er."

• (Daniel Cerny) "You knew who I was from the moment you set eyes on me and so did my poor foster mother. Certain people can do that Frank, I don't know why."

• (Daniel Cerny) "Howdy."
• (Garvin Funches) "Don't give me that god**** Gomer Pyle, Howdy Doody bulls***, alright? I'm here to get Dee."
• (Daniel Cerny) "Can't spare him."
• (Garvin Funches) "What you gonna do? Preach me to death?"
• (Garvin Funches) "Hey, come back here you little s***. I'm gonna kick your little ass, doo-dah. Doo-dah."

• (Daniel Cerny) "Let us give thanks to He Who Walks Behind the Rows, who protects our crops and keeps the infidel and unbeliever in the torments of hellfire eternal. Amen."

• (Daniel Cerny) "Who was Joseph?"
• (Garvin Funches) "Who in hell cares?"
• (Daniel Cerny) "I do."

Garvin Funches as T-Loc

• (Garvin Funches) "I wouldn't sit there."
• (Daniel Cerny) "Why not?"
• (Garvin Funches) "'Cause I think you gonna try and suck my dick."

• (Garvin Funches) "Hey, where you at, butt-head? You in here with me now."
• (Daniel Cerny) "I'm not in here with you. You're in here -- with me."

Jon Clair as Malcolm

• (Jon Clair) "You're fired."

• (Jon Clair) "s***. Man, where's the f***ing scarecrow?"

Mari Morrow as Maria

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Ron Melendez as Josh

• (Ron Melendez) "what happened to my father? Back in Gatlin what did you do to him?"
• (Daniel Cerny) "Made sure he'd never hurt you again."

Jim Metzler as William Porter

• (Jim Metzler) "Eli."
• (Daniel Cerny) "Let the harvest begin."

• (Jim Metzler) "We've got a brand new Japanese invention here, we call it pizza."

• (Jim Metzler) "Hello?"
• (Daniel Cerny) "Boo."

Michael Ensign as Father Frank Nolan

• (Michael Ensign) "Who to hell are you?"
• (Daniel Cerny) "Father as if you didn't know."

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