Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls Quotes

Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls stopped airing in 1970.

Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls Quotes

• (Chef) "Say everybody have you seen my balls/They're big and salty and brown./If you ever need a quick pick-me-up./Just put my balls in your mouth./Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls; Stick 'em in your mouth/Put 'em in your mouth and you suck 'em and you suck 'em."

• (Cartman) "Who the hell cast Tom Hanks in this? Tom Hanks can't act his way out of a nutsack."

• (Chef) "Try my newest concoction, I Just Went And Fuged Your Mama."
• (Cartman) "Boy, he sure ran that into the ground."

• (Chef) "Wife got you down? Boss makin' you angry? Kids yellin' at you? Well, fudge 'em."

• (Mr. Twig) "As you may or may not know, the first annual South Park Film Festival begins today."
• (Kyle Broflovski) "They're going to show that stupid ass Godzilla movie, are they?"
• (Mr. Garrison) "No Kyle, these are independent films."
• (Stan) "What, like Independence Day? That movie sucked ass too."
• (Cartman) "No dude, independent films are those black and white hippie movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding."

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