Cheats (film) Quotes

Cheats (film) is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Cheats stopped airing in 1970.

It features Chris Bender (producer) as producer, and Mark Mothersbaugh in charge of musical score.

Cheats (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Cheats (film) is 86 min. long. Cheats (film) is distributed by New Line Cinema.

The cast includes: Matthew Lawrence as Victor, Dixon Cohee as Greedy, Trevor Fehrman as Handsome, Martin Starr as Jonathan Jacob Applebee the Crib Master, Morris Panych as All, Jewel Staite as Teddy, and Morris Panych as Mr. Harkin.

Cheats (film) Quotes

Matthew Lawrence as Victor

• (Matthew Lawrence) "Hey, I kick all ass."

• (Matthew Lawrence) "I hate her, I hate the grade book, and I hate her fake little kids."

• (Matthew Lawrence) "I don't get it, none of the girls will give their notes. It's like they all of a sudden have self-esteem."
• (Trevor Fehrman) "That's impossible."

• (Matthew Lawrence) "That's one horny little bastard."

• (Matthew Lawrence) "Dude, we just pissed on her life."

• (Matthew Lawrence) "It's like I always say: you can't trust a fake brother."

• (Matthew Lawrence) "I was blown away. It turns out Greedy was just as horny as Horny."

• (Matthew Lawrence) "He doesn't know karate like my karate."

• (Matthew Lawrence) "I stand before you knee-deep in the bulls***."

• (Matthew Lawrence) "He was ambushed by his own fake brother."

Trevor Fehrman as Handsome

• (Trevor Fehrman) "Teddy wasn't an idiot, she was a genius, and you killed her."

• (Trevor Fehrman) "Crippled elves do dance around a devil covered by blue dress, dairy causes diarrhea, chunky, creamy, butter cheese,"
• (Morris Panych) "Bad Billy does dope, bitches and brews but can't even build a cigarette boat,"
• (Matthew Lawrence) "All a bang booze every day above a bridge behind a cave,"
• (Morris Panych) "carpet crawler can't eat eagle, before chicken during day."

• (Trevor Fehrman) "Bulls*** is in the details."

• (Trevor Fehrman) "It wasn't just me who won that award, it was for Sammy for winning that spelling bee, and it was for Applebee for writing crazy small, and it was for Victor, for knowing how to deal with adopted kids. You see cheating is what made the four of us famous, the most famous cheaters in north point history."
• (Unnamed) "Everything is bulls***."
• (Dixon Cohee) "It is what it is."

• (Unnamed) "Jimmy Carter."
• (Trevor Fehrman) "No, thank you."

• (Trevor Fehrman) "The greatest hoax in the history of institutionalized education is the myth of the permanent record."

• (Trevor Fehrman) "I'll take it right now."

• (Trevor Fehrman) "Sammy and I may have hated school, but Victor; Victor hated everything. His motto was "I hate everything.""

Jewel Staite as Teddy

• (Jewel Staite) "Douchebag."

Martin Starr as Jonathan Jacob Applebee the Crib Master

• (Martin Starr) "We're going to get 69'd --"
• (Martin Starr) "with a star"

Morris Panych as Mr. Harkin

• (Morris Panych) "You punks -- must think I'm some kind of idiot."
• (Trevor Fehrman) "What the hell are you talking about?"
• (Morris Panych) "What am I talking about? What am I; I got a classroom full a kids in there, and the highest mark that anybody got was 55. Sammy you got 81, Handsome you got 84 and Victor you got 100 percen. Congratulations, Victor. Can anybody explain to me the root of this freak occurrence?"
• (Trevor Fehrman) "What the hell am I doing out here?"
• (Morris Panych) "Handsome, calm down."
• (Trevor Fehrman) "You think I cheated? Give me the test right now, Mr. Harkin. Right now."
• (Morris Panych) "Alright, I-I- I'll give you the test next period."
• (Trevor Fehrman) "No. Not next period. Right now. Right now. I'll take it right now."
• (Trevor Fehrman) "I'm ready for the test."
• (Morris Panych) "Handsome -- put your shirt back on and go back to class. I'm sorry I accused you."

Dixon Cohee as Greedy

• (Unnamed) "Everything is bulls***."
• (Dixon Cohee) "It is what it is."

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