(Article is below...)

Cheaters (2000 film) Quotes

Cheaters (2000 film) is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Cheaters ended its run in 1970.

It features Kevin Reidy as producer, Paul Haslinger in charge of musical score, and David Hennings as head of cinematography.

Cheaters (2000 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in Cinema of the United States. Each episode of Cheaters (2000 film) is 108 minutes long. Cheaters (2000 film) is distributed by HBO Films.

The cast includes: Dov Tiefenbach as Irwin Flickas, Jeff Daniels as Dr. Gerald Plecki, Jena Malone as Jolie Fitch, and Luke Edwards as Darius Bettus.

Cheaters (2000 film) Quotes

Dov Tiefenbach as Irwin Flickas

  • (Dov Tiefenbach) "It was a multiple choice test. Nobody told me you could only pick one answer."

Jeff Daniels as Dr. Gerald Plecki

  • (Jeff Daniels) "You wanna know why you should do this?"
  • (Paul Kurgan) "Course we're gonna embarrass ourselves in front of the entire city?"
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Because no one thinks you can. Because you don't think you can."
  • (Paul Kurgan) "Sir, we know we can't."
  • (Jena Malone) "Speak for yourself."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "I'm going to switch you and Dominik for the state. You had the lowest scores in the regional competition, so he's gonna compete at state."
  • (Dov Tiefenbach) "That's not fair. No one told me you couldn't choose more than one answer. It's called multiple choice."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Why don't you investigate, you know, Young's scores from the past nine years? You won't, because you're in bed with them."
  • (Joan Isenberg) "Are you questioning my integrity?"
  • (Jeff Daniels) "I don't need to question your integrity. I call your office, the phone rings at Whitney Young"
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Do you think Bill Gates fired the guys who brought him the Apple Operating system code? He probably promoted them."
  • (Jeff Daniels) "Benjamin Franklin said: "The only way 3 people can keep a secret is if 2 of them are dead". Let's see if we can prove him wrong."

Jena Malone as Jolie Fitch

  • (Jena Malone) "Dr. Plecki is amazing. He's a really good teacher."
  • (Luke Edwards) "Well, what's he doing here?"

Luke Edwards as Darius Bettus

  • (Luke Edwards) "Well, if we could get the tests, I'm sure Whitney Young has them too."
  • (Jena Malone) "Of course they do. Doesn't the decathlon have their offices at Whitney Young? I mean, you do the math."
  • (Dominik Wesolowski) "So, two wrongs would make a right?"
  • (Luke Edwards) "No. Two wrongs make it even."

Add or Update Quotes

If you have a quote to add or change and want to let us know, please fill in the form below. Include the time in the film/video if possible so we can find it.




Additional Film and TV Quotes

The New WKRP in Cincinnati Quotes | Summer of Sam Quotes | Supercar (TV series) Quotes | Songs of Praise Quotes | Theatre of Blood Quotes | Izzy and Moe Quotes | The Haunting (1963 film) Quotes | Swimming Pool (film) Quotes | Hey Arnold!: The Movie Quotes | Angus (film) Quotes | Come Drink with Me Quotes | I Know Where I'm Going! (film) Quotes | The Shoes of the Fisherman Quotes | Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit Quotes | Bubble Boy (film) Quotes | Beginning of the End (film) Quotes | The Man in the Moon Quotes | Clash of the Titans (1981 film) Quotes | Sweet and Sour (1984 TV series) Quotes | The Manchurian Candidate (2004 film) Quotes | House on Haunted Hill (1999 film) Quotes | Tea with Mussolini Quotes | Funny Lady Quotes | Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie Quotes | What About Bob? Quotes |