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Charlie's Angels (2000 film) Quotes

Charlie's Angels (2000 film) is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Charlie's Angels completed its run in 1970.

It features Ed Shearmur in charge of musical score, and Russell Carpenter as head of cinematography.

Charlie's Angels (2000 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Charlie's Angels (2000 film) is 98 minutes long. Charlie's Angels (2000 film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Tom Green as Chad, Drew Barrymore as Dylan, Bill Murray as Bosley, Sam Rockwell as Eric Knox, Kelly Lynch as Vivian Wood, John Forsythe as Charlie, Lucy Liu as Alex, Karen McDougal as Roger Corwin, Cameron Diaz as Natalie, Luke Wilson as Pete, Matt LeBlanc as Jason Gibbons, and LL Cool J as Mr. Jones.

Charlie's Angels (2000 film) Quotes

Lucy Liu as Alex

  • (Lucy Liu) "Jason, I haven't been honest with you; I'm not a bikini waxer."
  • (Lucy Liu) "Let's see if I can win the teddy bear."
  • (Lucy Liu) "They're not Chinese, they're not fighting, they're blueberry."
  • (Lucy Liu) "Oh, my God, you're hit."
  • (Matt LeBlanc) "No, it's nothing. I mean the squibs hurt a little when they go off but -- what happened to my trailer?"
  • (Lucy Liu) "Jason"
  • (Matt LeBlanc) "Were you in there while that happened? I mean, look at it."
  • (Lucy Liu) "Jason, I haven't been completely honest with you. I'm not a bikini waxer."
  • (Matt LeBlanc) "Bummer. I mean -- that was kind of a turn on."
  • (Lucy Liu) "What do you know, a guy who speaks Natalie."
  • (Lucy Liu) "Flip your hair."
  • (Cameron Diaz) "What?"
  • (Lucy Liu) "Flip your goddamn hair."
  • (Lucy Liu) "All right, let's get one thing straight between us."
  • (Matt LeBlanc) "Go ahead. We're way past keeping secrets at this point."
  • (Lucy Liu) "This is gonna be long, hard and rough."
  • (Matt LeBlanc) "Sometimes when it's rough I just get there faster."
  • (Lucy Liu) "If you don't diffuse this bomb, Logan, LA is gonna become a new underwater attraction."
  • (Matt LeBlanc) "Which wire? The red one or the blue one?"
  • (Lucy Liu) "Bump bump baah."
  • (Matt LeBlanc) "That is not helping."
  • (Lucy Liu) "Ooh, my muffins."
  • (Matt LeBlanc) "This is stupid. Why wouldn't I just yank the wire."
  • (Lucy Liu) "No honey, the real mechanism is inside encased in a titanium shell, if you trip the external feedback circuit the bomb will detonate."
  • (Matt LeBlanc) "Wow. You know for a bikini waxer you know an awful lot about bombs."
  • (Lucy Liu) "Isn't it amazing how much you can learn off of the internet?"
  • (Lucy Liu) "Why do they always run?"

Sam Rockwell as Eric Knox

  • (Sam Rockwell) "You're a woman, you've got female intuition, and you're a detective -- and you didn't know this was going to happen?"
  • (Sam Rockwell) "You know they say that in death all life's questions are answered. Will you let me know?"
  • (Sam Rockwell) "I gotta go torture and kill your boss."
  • (Sam Rockwell) "So where we going, House of Pancakes or The Sizzler?"
  • (Kelly Lynch) "What are you, the cheapest man on the planet?"

Tom Green as Chad

  • (Tom Green) "Where are you going, Starfish and Friends?"
  • (Tom Green) "Starfish, I would just like to say that I'm honored, honored to see you taking an interest in my work and I also think you're very pretty and -- (sees girls getting scuba gear on) Starfish? Where are you going? Starfish are you going swimming? Where are you going? Where are you going again Starfish? Was it the Chad?"
  • (Drew Barrymore) "No the Chad was great."
  • (Tom Green) "The Chad was great."
  • (Tom Green) "Is it the eggs?"
  • (Drew Barrymore) "It's not the eggs."
  • (Tom Green) "Is it the boat?"
  • (Drew Barrymore) "No, it's not the boat, I have to go though."
  • (Tom Green) "Is it the Chad?"
  • (Drew Barrymore) "It might be the Chad."
  • (Tom Green) "The Chad -- It's the Chad."
  • (Tom Green) "Good morning Starfish."
  • (Drew Barrymore) "Good morning Chad. Sweet Chad."
  • (Tom Green) "The Chad -- is stuck."

Bill Murray as Bosley

  • (Bill Murray) "And I had a really long talk with a squirrel one time, longer in fact than I can with most people."
  • (Bill Murray) "What do you call this?"
  • (Drew Barrymore) "Chinese fighting muffin."
  • (Bill Murray) "That's not funny. A friend of mine took a fighting muffin in the chest; they sent him home in four Ziploc bags."

Cameron Diaz as Natalie

  • (Cameron Diaz) "Oh."
  • (Cameron Diaz) "It's a sitta pygmaya. A pygmy nuthatch. They only live in one place. CARMEL."
  • (Cameron Diaz) "Eduardo, move me."
  • (Cameron Diaz) "I signed that release form,so you can just feel free to stick things in my slot."
  • (Cameron Diaz) "Where's Knox? Is he OK?"
  • (Drew Barrymore) "He's fine. He's the bad guy."
  • (Cameron Diaz) "Hey. I like that guy."
  • (Cameron Diaz) "Hey Chad, does this thing go any faster? We're kind of in a hurry, and I could really open her up, and if you wanted me to drive."
  • (Cameron Diaz) "I could drive, right?"
  • (Tom Green) "I'm sorry, friend of Starfish, but there's only one captain of this love boat. That captain is me. The Chad."
  • (Cameron Diaz) "The Chad."
  • (Cameron Diaz) "Chad, captain of the love boat-"
  • (Tom Green) "The Chad."
  • (Cameron Diaz) "We're kind of in a hurry."
  • (Tom Green) "The Chad."
  • (Cameron Diaz) "I have to go. I can't explain now but will you call me tomorrow?"
  • (Luke Wilson) "Sure."
  • (Bouncer) "Oh, you bad."
  • (Bouncer) "Yeah, you bad."
  • (Luke Wilson) "Finally you guys warm up a little."
  • (Cameron Diaz) "Do you know how hard it is to find a quality man in Los Angeles?"
  • (Cameron Diaz) "They don't call me balls out Natalie for nothing."
  • (Cameron Diaz) "Alex. Don't let him get away."
  • (Cameron Diaz) "Wait you guys, I'm not a yoyo."

Matt LeBlanc as Jason Gibbons

  • (Matt LeBlanc) "So when do I get to meet this Charlie."
  • (Lucy Liu) "Well, Charlie's not a very social person."
  • (Matt LeBlanc) "But Charlie's a chick right? I mean, she's definitely a woman?"

Karen McDougal as Roger Corwin

  • (Karen McDougal) "He said what? Over my dead body? I can accept those terms."
  • (Karen McDougal) "You're very good. With your hands. I could use someone like you on my staff."
  • (Lucy Liu) "Thanks for the offer but my hands aren't going anywhere near your staff."

Drew Barrymore as Dylan

  • (Drew Barrymore) "To Charlie."
  • (Lucy Liu) "To Charlie."
  • (Cameron Diaz) "To Charlie."
  • (Bill Murray) "To Charlie."
  • (Bill Murray) "Let me toast you ladies, with some ice cubes."
  • (Drew Barrymore) "And that's kicking your ass."
  • (Drew Barrymore) "I'll have three burgers, three French fries and three cherry pies. What do you guys want?"
  • (Pasqual) "You crazy bastard."
  • (Drew Barrymore) "I think you mean crazy bitch."
  • (Drew Barrymore) "Hold that thought."

John Forsythe as Charlie

  • (John Forsythe) "Good morning, angels."
  • (Lucy Liu) "Good morning, Charlie."

Luke Wilson as Pete

  • (Luke Wilson) "I'll get tickets."
  • (Cameron Diaz) "I love tickets."
  • (Bouncer) "Hey you. You wanna dance on stage?"
  • (Luke Wilson) "Us? Yeah."
  • (Bouncer) "No. Stage is for the ladies."
  • (Cameron Diaz) "Oh, then you know what? I'm just gonna find a place on the floor."
  • (Luke Wilson) "Wait a minute."
  • (Luke Wilson) "This is like Soul Train's highest honor, I am NOT gonna sit here and let you NOT go up there so yeah, she'll go."
  • (Cameron Diaz) "Really? Cause I've always wanted to go up there."
  • (Luke Wilson) "Have a great time."
  • (Cameron Diaz) "See you in a minute."

LL Cool J as Mr. Jones

  • (LL Cool J) "Another movie from an old TV show."

Kelly Lynch as Vivian Wood

  • (Kelly Lynch) "Is this the famous Charlie?"
  • (Luke Wilson) "No, this is Pete."

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