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Chaos Theory (film) Quotes

Chaos Theory (film) is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Chaos Theory ended its run in 1970.

It features Barbara Kelly as producer, Gilad Benamram in charge of musical score, and Ramsey Nickell as head of cinematography.

Chaos Theory (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Chaos Theory (film) is 87 minutes long. Chaos Theory (film) is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Matreya Fedor as Jesse Allen, Ryan Reynolds as Frank Allen, Mike Erwin as Ed, Stuart Townsend as Buddy Endrow, Emily Mortimer as Susan Allen, Chris William Martin as Damon, and Sarah Chalke as Paula Crowe.

Chaos Theory (film) Quotes

Ryan Reynolds as Frank Allen

  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Say yes to whim. Say yes to chance. Say yes to chaos."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "You look beautiful."
  • (Matreya Fedor) "I'm nervous, daddy."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Jake loves you very much."
  • (Matreya Fedor) "Ed."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "He loves you too, honey."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Do you have any idea how embarrassing it is to show up late to a lecture on the efficiency use of time?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "All the decisions that you've made in your life are crap. You're a crappy person, leading a crappy life. Crappy crappy crappy."
  • (Unnamed) "No."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Yeah. Crappy."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "What about that thing with Jake Lee?"
  • (Mike Erwin) "She told you that?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Two weeks, last year."
  • (Mike Erwin) "Two weeks? She told me a week."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "One, two, most of Lent. It's hardly the point."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Do you know what doctors call riders that don't wear a helmet?"
  • (Stuart Townsend) "A hotel?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Organ donors."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Nothing happened."
  • (Emily Mortimer) "How can you call a baby nothing?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "What baby?"
  • (Emily Mortimer) "The baby at the hospital."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Oh, that baby."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "The relationship between time and you is always one of master and slave. List making; it is your anchor, your harbor in the storm of life. Start each morning with your wish for the day, and then move right on in into your daily goal list. Remember to keep them in behavorial terms and be specific. Why? Because a specific list is a happy list. And don't forget it's chaos out there. We conquer that by taking control, setting priorities. Life cannot be based on whim. Those who fail to control whim are destined to be controlled by it."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Ever hear of chaos theory, Ed? It's a science, tries to determine underlying patterns in chaotic systems. Weather, ocean currents, blood flow, that sort of thing. But it turns out that there are few things more chaotic than the beat of a human heart. Its beating up, slowing down. Pretty face, flight of stairs. It's always changing depending on what's happening out there. It's an erratic son of a bitch. But underneath all of that bump-da-bump mess, there is in fact a pattern, the truth, and it's love. Most important thing about love is that we choose to give it, and we choose to receive it. Making it the least random act in the entire universe. It transcends blood, it transcends betrayal and all the dirt that makes us human. If you can figure that out, the Jake Lees of the world got nothing on you."

Stuart Townsend as Buddy Endrow

  • (Stuart Townsend) "So you finished with all those index cards? It's been waned?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Hell no. In fact, it was in the cards to come up here to accomplish something."
  • (Stuart Townsend) "What sort of something?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Something big."
  • (Stuart Townsend) "How big?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Oh, the biggest thing in my life."
  • (Stuart Townsend) "Is the keyword here "life"?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Could be. Definitely could be."
  • (Stuart Townsend) "Master of the Universe, defender of our galaxy."
  • (Emily Mortimer) "Oh shit, man. Couldn't it just be God Almighty or something?"
  • (Stuart Townsend) "That's my tongue, actually."
  • (Stuart Townsend) "Are you tring to kill yourself?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Well, obviously, but I think it's going to take a little while."
  • (Stuart Townsend) "Shooting at me first was just a figure of speech."
  • (Stuart Townsend) "I'm sorry."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Fuck you."

Emily Mortimer as Susan Allen

  • (Emily Mortimer) "What time do you have to leave the house?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Eighteen after."
  • (Emily Mortimer) "Eighteen after is not a time, it's a symptom. It's like a twitch."
  • (Emily Mortimer) "Why didn't you tell me?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "It's hard to talk with a knife in your back, Susan."
  • (Emily Mortimer) "What the hell is that?"
  • (Matreya Fedor) "I'm calling him Abigail."
  • (Emily Mortimer) "Unbelievable. He's dressed you as a princess and bought you vermin."
  • (Matreya Fedor) "He's the best dad ever."

Matreya Fedor as Jesse Allen

  • (Matreya Fedor) "Give it to me straight: virginal bride or slut in white?"
  • (Matreya Fedor) "I wish I wish upon the sun that my wish is number one."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "And what'd you wish for?"
  • (Matreya Fedor) "That Mary Vose will get hit by a truck."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Well that's not very nice. I thought Mary was your best friend."
  • (Matreya Fedor) "I divorced her."
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "You can't divorce a friend."
  • (Matreya Fedor) "Why not?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Because divorce is for married people."
  • (Matreya Fedor) "That's okay, as long as the truck hits her."

Sarah Chalke as Paula Crowe

  • (Sarah Chalke) "Are you still a time tamer?"
  • (Ryan Reynolds) "Are you still a home-wrecking bitch?"

Chris William Martin as Damon

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