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Celebrity (film) Quotes

Celebrity (film) is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Celebrity stopped airing in 1970.

It features Letty Aronson; Richard Brick; Jacqui Safra; Jean Doumanian; Charles H. Joffe; Jack Rollins as producer, David Newman (composer) in charge of musical score, and Sven Nykvist as head of cinematography.

Celebrity (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Celebrity (film) is 113 minutes long. Celebrity (film) is distributed by Miramax Films.

The cast includes: Judy Davis as Robin Simon, Kenneth Branagh as Lee Simon, Melanie Griffith as Nicole Oliver, Charlize Theron as Supermodel, Celia Weston as Dee Bartholomew, Joe Mantegna as Tony Gardella, Dylan Baker as Priest at Catholic Retreat, Famke Janssen as Bonnie, and J. K. Simmons as Souvenir Hawker.

Celebrity (film) Quotes

Kenneth Branagh as Lee Simon

  • (Kenneth Branagh) "I'm awash in self-contempt."
  • (Kenneth Branagh) "One minute you're in the lunchroom at Glenwood High and you f ing blink and you're 40, you blink again and you can see movies at half price on a senior citizen's pass. Ask not for whom the bell tolls, or to put it more accurately, ask not for whom the toilet flushes."
  • (Kenneth Branagh) "Just in time. Another minute, I'd have been found dead of comedy poisoning --"
  • (Kenneth Branagh) "And you're, you're perfect. Do you have ANY flaws? I'm agog -- with --"
  • (Charlize Theron) "Physically?"
  • (Kenneth Branagh) "Every curve in your body fulfills its promise. If the universe has any meaning, I'm looking at it."

Judy Davis as Robin Simon

  • (Judy Davis) "I hope you catch a break."
  • (Judy Davis) "I have always depended on the kindness of strangers --"
  • (Judy Davis) "There aren't any ticks around here, are there? I'd hate to get Lyme disease."
  • (Dylan Baker) "We haven't had any casualties."
  • (Judy Davis) "I've become the person I've always hated, but I'm happier."

Celia Weston as Dee Bartholomew

  • (Celia Weston) "I ran into our Tony Gardello at the Cafe Carlyle. He had a blissed-out look like he had died and gone to heaven. How did you manage to put that smile on his face?"
  • (Judy Davis) "Using my head --"

Charlize Theron as Supermodel

  • (Exercise Tape Fan) "Would you sign this? I use your exercise tape."
  • (Charlize Theron) "You do?"
  • (Exercise Tape Fan) "So do I."
  • (Exercise Tape Fan) "But I exercise to it."
  • (Charlize Theron) "I'm polymorphously perverse. It's not a flaw, it's just a weakness."

Joe Mantegna as Tony Gardella

  • (Joe Mantegna) "He's very arty, pretentious, one of those assholes who shoots all his films in black and white."
  • (Joe Mantegna) "Tom Dale. Big star. He's in New York filming an adaptation of a sequel of a remake."
  • (Joe Mantegna) "Oh, and getting out of the elevator I see there's a famous critic."
  • (Judy Davis) "Him, I recognize."
  • (Joe Mantegna) "Oh, he used to hate every movie. Then, he married a young, big-bosomed woman, and now he loves every movie."
  • (Joe Mantegna) "What am I, Don Corleone?"

Melanie Griffith as Nicole Oliver

  • (Melanie Griffith) "I can't have sex with you. My body belongs to my husband and there is no way that I could betray him in that way. But what I do from the neck up is a different story."

J. K. Simmons as Souvenir Hawker

  • (J. K. Simmons) "They're all genuine ceramic, and we got this rubber bulb here, you squeeze this, fill it with some washable red vegetable dye, give it a squeeze, you can make his wounds bleed. Watch in the back, there. Isn't that something?"

Famke Janssen as Bonnie

  • (Famke Janssen) "Apparently his first two books --"
  • (Kenneth Branagh) "They were obliterated. I got the 3 esses: self-indulgent, sophomoric, sollipsistic --"

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