Celebrity Deathmatch Quotes

Celebrity Deathmatch is a Sports entertainment that first aired in 1970 on MTV (1998-2002). Celebrity Deathmatch ended its run in 2007.

Celebrity Deathmatch aired for 6 seasons and 93 episodes. It features Eric Perlmutter as composer. Celebrity Deathmatch is executive produced by Abby Terkuhle (1998-2002). Celebrity Deathmatch is created by Eric Fogel.

Each episode of Celebrity Deathmatch is 21 minutes long. Celebrity Deathmatch is produced by MTV Animation and distributed by MTV Networks.

Celebrity Deathmatch Quotes

• (Unnamed) "All right, young ladies, this is a fight to the death. Now death may not be something you two have thought about, so let me just explain --"
• (Mary-Kate Olsen) "I hate you."
• (Ashley Olsen) "I hate you more."
• (Mary-Kate Olsen) "You're stupid."
• (Ashley Olsen) "You're stupider."
• (Unnamed) "Ladies, I haven't even started the fight yet."
• (Mary-Kate Olsen) "She started it."
• (Ashley Olsen) "No, she did."
• (Unnamed) "On second thought -- just go ahead and get it on."

• (Unnamed) "Let's get it on."

• (Unnamed) "Looks like we'll have to change her name to "Shorty Spice"."

• (Unnamed) "You know what the difference between your book and mine is? MINE WEIGHS MORE."

• (Unnamed) "Nick, what the hell is this psycho doing?"
• (Nick Diamond) "Ancient Scottish soldiers wearing kilts such as Axl's always carried a dagger strapped to their ankle. Tradition has it that once a soldier removes it from its scabbard, he can't put it back without drawing blood -- even if it's his own."
• (Unnamed) "It's scissors, Nick."
• (Nick Diamond) "Oh -- uh, that must be a different tradition."

• (Alfred Hitchcock) "Good evening, Steven. Welcome to Alfred Hitchcock Presents -- your death."

• (Anna Kournikova) "Yes, I called her ugly, but I should have called her a pig. I should have called her a hideous, swirly moonie face. I hate her, I hate her. Aaaaaaaaaah."

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