Catscratch Quotes

Catscratch is a Adventure fiction that debuted in 2005 on Nickelodeon. Catscratch ended its run in 2007.

Catscratch lasted 1 seasons and 20 episodes. It features Monique Beatty as producer, Wayne Knight doing voices, and Terry Scott Taylor as composer. Catscratch is executive produced by Doug TenNapel. Catscratch is created by Doug TenNapel.

Catscratch is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Catscratch is 22 minutes long. Catscratch is produced by Nickelodeon Animation Studio.

Catscratch Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Hovis. My important hat."
• (Unnamed) "And what hat would that be, sir?"
• (Unnamed) "The one that lets everyone know what I am."

• (Unnamed) "Hovis. Someone answer the bell. Hovis."
• (Unnamed) "Hovis, where were you?"
• (Unnamed) "Fixing the bell."

• (Unnamed) "Now what's the moral of this story?"
• (Unnamed) "To get rocks from the moon so I can win the cook-off."
• (Unnamed) "I thought it was never trust a seal lady."

• (Unnamed) "Go, Waffle, go."
• (Unnamed) "Waffle."
• (Unnamed) "Gotta be safe with my little newt buddy on board."
• (Unnamed) "Go, go go. Waffle, come on."
• (Unnamed) "Forget the newt."
• (Unnamed) "Safety first for my little newty newt newt."

• (Unnamed) "Who dares enter the sanctity of my domain? Name yourself."
• (Unnamed) "W-W-Waffle. Wh-who are you?"
• (Unnamed) "History has given me many names. You may call me --"
• (Unnamed) "Barkmeat."

• (Unnamed) "It's not always about winning, Waffle. It's about beating the other losers."

• (Unnamed) "Do you remember when she found us, curled up with our ma in the laundry hamper?"
• (Unnamed) "My, look at you, so brave and proud."
• (Unnamed) "That was the day I became her favorite."
• (Unnamed) "You? Her favorite? Hah. I was the favorite. It was me."
• (Unnamed) "Nuh-uh. I was. She let me sleep on her head."

• (Unnamed) "Remember this historic moment, boys, 'cause we're going to the moon."
• (Unnamed) "Woo-hoo. Zero-G basketball. Pop a wheelie."
• (Unnamed) "Have fun, boys."
• (Unnamed) "Hovis, from now on, you shall refer to us as catstronauts."
• (Unnamed) "That sounds painful."

• (Unnamed) "Hello class of '85. Today, we say goodbye to our school but we say hello to our future -- makin' French Fries."

• (Unnamed) "Gordon Quid, you have defeated me in battle. therefore, as per the rules of the sea, I am obligated to grant you one wish."
• (Unnamed) "Mighty Kraken, I wish for a new tail."
• (Unnamed) "So be it."
• (Unnamed) "Wait. I wish for a new tail for my brother -- Mr. Blik."
• (Unnamed) "Gordon, are you sure about this?"
• (Unnamed) "Take it, Blik. I realize now I don't need a big bushy tail to prove I'm a whole cat."
• (Unnamed) "I don't know what to say except --"
• (Unnamed) "Right there, baby. Zap away."
• (Unnamed) "Ohh, did you miss me?"
• (Unnamed) "You are a brave opponent, Gordon Quid. Maybe someday, we will meet again in battle. Until then, heigh-ho, Kraken."
• (Unnamed) "Heigh-ho, Kraken."

• (Unnamed) "Chumpy Chums, neighbors, let's see, we worked hard, played fair, and we creamed you. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Zinga."

• (Unnamed) "What are you?"
• (Unnamed) "I'm a dog. So I guess that makes us brothers, right?"
• (Unnamed) "Fear is my brother, destruction my sister and pestilence my third cousin twice removed."
• (Unnamed) "Wow, big family."

• (Unnamed) "I eat fear for breakfast. I spread fear on a bagel, with a little jam and nuts."

• (Unnamed) "He's gone. Waffle has run off. Do you think he can survive out there all alone?"
• (Unnamed) "Are you kidding? A sack of ham stands a better chance."

• (Unnamed) "Finished. It's the world's most beautiful lime-gelatin sculpture of a Human Kimberly ever."
• (Unnamed) "I'm sure of that. Best two weeks of my life."

• (Unnamed) "I'm afraid the right, sweet root beer has slipped out of our tiny paws. I mean it's not like we can dress up as girls and crash the party."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah -- unless, we dress up as girls and crash the party."
• (Unnamed) "Then we can play beauty salon makeover."
• (Unnamed) "Gordon, bag of bees."
• (Unnamed) "Aye, bag of bees."
• (Unnamed) "Hello, bees, how are you?"

• (Unnamed) "Might I suggest a better way?"
• (Unnamed) "Better ways are for saps."

• (Unnamed) "Splee."

• (Unnamed) "Whoa. Whoa. Where do you think you're going, dipmaster?"

• (Unnamed) "Mission Control, set up at the park for the cookoff. The catstronauts will meet you there."
• (Unnamed) "Oh -- you're coming back?"

• (Unnamed) "You have brought evil to my garden, Garden-Eviler."

• (Unnamed) "We're alive."
• (Unnamed) "This isn't over. The struggle between your kind and my kind will continue on until only one is left. Evil aside, you're pretty okay. For a cat."

• (Unnamed) "Who are you, She-Cat? You, who fell into my arms with nary a clue. Be you angel? Princess?"
• (Unnamed) "Long-haul trucker?"

• (Unnamed) "I'm not leaving without Gordon. It's my ship too."
• (Unnamed) "Well, I'm taking control of it; it's called Mutiny."
• (Unnamed) "Well, if you can mutiny, so can I. I mutiny, mutiny."
• (Unnamed) "Then I mutiny, mutiny, mutiny."
• (Unnamed) "Then I mutiny, mutiny, mutiny, mutiny."

• (Unnamed) "I have an idea."
• (Unnamed) "I have an idea, too."
• (Unnamed) "What's your idea?"
• (Unnamed) "To listen to your idea."

• (Unnamed) "That trip to China is mine. Land of the samurai."
• (Unnamed) "That's Japan."
• (Unnamed) "Of Mount Fuji."
• (Unnamed) "That's Japan."
• (Unnamed) "Land of French fries."
• (Unnamed) "That's -- Canada?"

• (Unnamed) "Hovis, have you ever had a strong longing for something but thought it would never come true?"
• (Unnamed) "It just did."

• (Unnamed) "Well, Waffle, I hope you've learned something from all this."
• (Unnamed) "I have, Mr. Blick. I guess I should just be myself and not who others want me to be."
• (Unnamed) "But, laddie, no-one wanted you to be a dog."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, well I guess I didn't learn anything then. Splee."

• (Unnamed) "What are you doing?"
• (Unnamed) "I'm laying eggs. It's so we can find our way back."
• (Unnamed) "Unicorns don't lay eggs."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, yeah? And how do you know?"
• (Unnamed) "Because I'm in the head. It's where the brains are. Now come on."

• (Unnamed) "Soon enough I will fulfill my dream of going to China. Land of the geisha."
• (Unnamed) "That's Japan."
• (Unnamed) "Land of miso soup."
• (Unnamed) "That's Japan."
• (Unnamed) "Land of cherry trees."
• (Unnamed) "That's still Japan."
• (Unnamed) "Ah, China."

• (Unnamed) "Look."
• (Unnamed) "A finger."

• (Unnamed) "The Kraken ate my tail."

• (Unnamed) "I'm attempting to train bacon to walk. Imagine it, Blik: a world where bacon could walk straight into your mouth."
• (Unnamed) "Hello, Mr. Blik."
• (Unnamed) "Waffle. Where were you? I was sopping wet."
• (Unnamed) "And after you've finished with Blik, I need you to wash the pants I made for my bacon."

• (Unnamed) "I call my kingdom -- Blikland."
• (Unnamed) "And I call my kingdom -- Gordontown."
• (Unnamed) "And I call my kingdom -- Gordontown."

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