Casino Night Quotes

Casino Night is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Casino Night stopped airing in 1970.

Casino Night Quotes

• (Pam Beesley) "Sometimes I don't put Michael through until he's already said something. I look at it as a practice run for him. He usually does better on the second attempt."

• (Michael Scott) "I am no longer your boss. Lady Fortune is your boss."
• (Stanley) "Will Lady Fortune give me a raise?"
• (Michael Scott) "Shut it, shut it, shut it."

• (Michael Scott) "Love triangle. Drama. All worked out in the end, though. The hero got the girl. Who saw that coming? I did."

• (Ryan Howard) "One beer and one Seven and Seven with eight maraschino cherries, sugar on the rim, blended if you can."
• (Jim Halpert) "So, that's still going on, huh? You and Kelly?"

• (Kevin) "I suck."

• (Darryl) "We just have a lot of stuff down there that could be stolen."
• (Michael Scott) "That's ironic."
• (Darryl) "What?"
• (Michael Scott) "That you are afraid."
• (Darryl) "Why? 'Cause I'm from the hood?"
• (Michael Scott) "Dinkin flicka."
• (Darryl) "I taught Mike some phrases to help him with his interracial conversations. You know, stuff like, "Fleece it out." "Going mach five." "Dinkin flicka." You know, things us Negroes say."
• (Michael Scott) "Give me some."
• (Darryl) "Oh, yeah, I taught him a handshake, too."

• (Michael Scott) "Jan Levinson, I presume?"
• (Pam Beesley) "It's still me."

• (Michael Scott) "Hey, Carol, how goes the real estate biz? Is it real good?"
• (Pam Beesley) "It's still me."

• (Michael Scott) "Why are you here?"
• (Dwight Schrute) "When Darryl was coming, you said you wanted me here for protection."
• (Michael Scott) "Not. I said, not that."

• (Michael Scott) "There are certain topics that are off-limits to comedians: JFK, AIDS, the Holocaust. The Lincoln Assassination just recently became funny. I need to see this play like I need a hole in the head. And I hope to someday live in a world where a person could tell a hilarious AIDS joke. It's one of my dreams."

• (Creed) "Oh, I steal things all the time. It's just something I do. I stopped caring a long time ago."

• (Dwight Schrute) "I'm Michael's wingman. I've got his back. Two dates. He's got two dates tonight. My job is keep Jan away from Carol and vice versa. Michael said, "We must deceive them, so as not to hurt them, and in that way, we honor them.""

• (Michael Scott) "Oh, and another fun thing. We, at the end of the night, are going to give the check to an actual group of Boy Scouts. Right, Toby? We're gonna --"
• (Toby) "Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's -- You know, there's gambling and alcohol, and it's in our dangerous warehouse and it's a school night -- And, you know, Hooters is catering. You know, is that enough? Should I keep going?"
• (Michael Scott) "Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be."

• (Jim Halpert) "Excuse me. How long is the wait for a table for two?"
• (Dwight Schrute) "I would never, ever serve you. Not in a million, billion years."
• (Pam Beesley) "It's a nice tux."
• (Dwight Schrute) "I know. It belonged to my grandfather. He was buried in it, so family heirloom."

• (Michael Scott) "I hate so much about the things that you choose to be."

• (Toby) "I don't really play cards, but I'm not going to lie to you. It felt really good to take money from Michael. Gonna chase that feeling."

• (Michael Scott) "AIDS is not funny. Believe me, I have tried."

• (Dwight Schrute) "I don't believe you. Continue."

• (Jim Halpert) "I'm in love with you."

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