Cartoon Wars Part I Quotes

Cartoon Wars Part I is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Cartoon Wars Part I completed its run in 1970.

Cartoon Wars Part I Quotes

• (Randy Marsh) "FAMILY GUY. I damn you to hell."

• (Eric Cartman) "Do you have any idea what it's like? Everywhere I go, "Hey Cartman, you must like Family Guy, right?" "Hey, your sense of humor reminds me of Family Guy, Cartman." I am NOTHING like Family Guy. When I make jokes, they are inherent to a story. Deep, situational and emotional jokes based on what is relevant and has a POINT. Not just one interchangeable joke after another."

• (Eric Cartman) "How would you feel, Kyle, if there was a cartoon on television that made fun of Jews all the time?"
• (Kyle Broflovski) "Uh --"

• (Eric Cartman) "It's simple television economics, Kyle. All it takes to kill a show forever is get one episode pulled. If we convince the network to pull this episode for the sake of Muslims, then the Catholics can demand a show they don't like get pulled. And then people with disabilities can demand another show get pulled. And so on and so on, until Family Guy is no more. It's exactly what happened to Laverne & Shirley."

• (Unnamed) "Freedom of speech is at stake here, don't you all see? If anything, we should all make cartoons of Muhammad, and show the terrorists and the extremists that we are all united in the belief that every person has a right to say what they want. Look, people, it's been real easy for us to stand up for free speech lately. For the past few decades we haven't had to risk anything to defend it. But those times are going to come. And one of those times is right now. And if we aren't willing to risk what we have, then we just believe in free speech, but we don't defend it."

• (Kyle) "You unbelievable son of a bitch."

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