Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut Quotes

Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut completed its run in 1970.

Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut Quotes

• (Unnamed) "I was just hanging out in the SPC, kicking it with some homies on the West siide --"
• (Unnamed) "Cartman, you live on the EAST side."

• (Unnamed) "Seriously, who here has never had sex with Cartman's mother?"
• (Unnamed) "You don't count, Halfie, you don't have any legs --"

• (Unnamed) "Come on. We're running late."
• (Unnamed) "We're not getting on, you fat ugly bitch."
• (Unnamed) "What did you say?"
• (Unnamed) "I said, "We're not getting on, you fat ugly bitch.""
• (Unnamed) "Oh, alright then --"
• (Unnamed) "Whoa dude --"
• (Unnamed) "I always wondered if that would work."

• (Unnamed) "Dad, how could you?"

• (Unnamed) "After all this time, I'm actually a naïve American --"

• (Unnamed) "Oh my God, they videotaped killing Kenny."
• (Unnamed) "You bastards."

• (Unnamed) "Oh, Chef. Oh, CHEF."
• (Unnamed) "Damn, woman, what's gotten into you?"
• (Unnamed) "WHOOPEE."

• (Unnamed) "NOOOO. GOD, NOOOOO."

• (Unnamed) "Meow."
• (Unnamed) "No, Kitty, this MY potpie."
• (Unnamed) "Meow."
• (Unnamed) "Noooo, Kitty, you can't HAVE any."
• (Unnamed) "Meow."

• (Chief Runningwater) "You mother is what we Native Americans refer to as "Bear With WIDE Canyon"."
• (Unnamed) "What do you mean?"
• (Chief Runningwater) "She is "Doe Who Cannot Keep Legs Together"."
• (Unnamed) "Huh?"
• (Chief Runningwater) "Your mom's a slut."
• (Unnamed) "AY."

• (Unnamed) "Garrison, what the hell are you doing?"
• (Unnamed) "You're drunk, Mr Hat."

• (Unnamed) "More tea, Rumpertumskin?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes, please, Eric. You are tough and handsome."
• (Unnamed) "Thank you, Rumpertumskin. And what do you think about me, Clyde Frog?"
• (Unnamed) "I think you're a big fat piece of crap."
• (Unnamed) "AY."

• (Unnamed) "This guy sucks."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah. He's almost as bad as that guy on Full House."

• (Unnamed) "Boy, what the fudge are you doing?"
• (Unnamed) "You know just layin' down some rhymes, with the G-folk, know what I'm sayin --"
• (Unnamed) "Get in here."
• (Unnamed) "West Siiide --"

• (Unnamed) "Okay, okay, I probably made love to your mother that night at the Drunken Barn Dance -- but who here DIDN'T?"

• (Unnamed) "Dude, I knew Cartman's mother was a tramp, but COME ON."

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