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Cartman Gets an Anal Probe Quotes

Cartman Gets an Anal Probe is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Cartman Gets an Anal Probe ended its run in 1970.

It features "I Love to Singa" in charge of musical score.

Cartman Gets an Anal Probe Quotes

  • (Cartman) "I'm not fat, I'm big boned."
  • (Mrs. Crabtree) "Let's go. Get on the bus."
  • (Kyle) "Sure -- whatever you bitch."
  • (Mrs. Crabtree) "What did you say?"
  • (Kyle) "Uh -- I said that I've got an itch."
  • (Cartman) "How come everything today has involved things either coming in or going out of my ass?"
  • (Kyle) "Okay Cartman, we got out of school. You can stop farting fire now."
  • (Kyle) "What does the note say?"
  • (Stan) "Holy Crap. It says she wants to meet me at Stark's Pond after school."
  • (Kyle) "Whoa. Maybe you can kiss her."
  • (Cartman) "Or slip her the tongue."
  • (Kenny McCormick) "Or you could slide your finger up her p*****."
  • (Stan) "What? How do you know she has a cat- oh."
  • (Kyle) "Dude, what does the note say?"
  • (Stan) "Holy crap. It says she wants to meet me at Stark's Pond after school."
  • (Kyle) "Whoa. Maybe you can kiss her."
  • (Cartman) "Or slip her the tongue."
  • (Kenny) "Or look at the cat on her feet, then touch her."
  • (Stan) "What? How do you know she has a cat?"
  • (Chef) "Hey, down here. We are ready for your wisdom. And you only got twenty minutes before Sanford and Son is on."
  • (Cartman) "Screw you guys, I'm going home."
  • (Kyle) "Time for "Kick the Baby.""
  • (Ike Broflovski) "Don't kick da baby."
  • (Kyle) "Kick the baby."
  • (Kenny) "School days, school days / dear old golden rule --"
  • (Kyle) "Aww, dammit. My little brother's trying to follow me to school again."
  • (Ike) "E bonanner."
  • (Kyle) "Ike, you can't come to school with me."
  • (Cartman) "Yeah, go home you little dildo."
  • (Kyle) "Dude. Don't call my brother a dildo."
  • (Stan) "What's a dildo?"
  • (Kyle) "I don't know. And I'll bet Cartman doesn't know either."
  • (Cartman) "I know what it means."
  • (Kyle) "Well, what?"
  • (Cartman) "I'm not telling you."
  • (Stan) "What's a dildo, Kenny?"
  • (Kyle Broflovski) "Please Mr. Garrison, can I please be excused from class?"
  • (Mr. Garrison) "I don't know Kyle, did you ask Mr. Hat?"
  • (Kyle Broflovski) "I don't want to ask Mr. Hat, I'm asking you."
  • (Mr. Garrison) "Oh I think you should ask Mr. Hat."
  • (Kyle Broflovski) "Mr. Hat, may I please be excused from class?"
  • (Mr. Garrison) "Well Kyle, NO. YA HEAR ME? YOU GO 'TA HELL. YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE."
  • (Mr. Garrison) "Well Kyle, I guess you'll have to take you're seat."
  • (Kyle Broflovski) "Dammit."
  • (Eric Cartman) "Ha ha, Mr. Hat yelled at you."
  • (Kyle) "We have to do something."
  • (Stan) "Well, we can't do anything for now -- That fat bitch won't let us."
  • (Mrs. Crabtree) "What did you say?"
  • (Stan) "I-I said that rabbits eat lettuce."
  • (Mrs. Crabtree) "Oh -- Well yes, they certainly do --"
  • (Officer Barbrady) "This is nothing out of the unusual. Cows turn themselves inside out all the time."
  • (Unnamed) "People's been saying they've been seeing UFO's around."
  • (Officer Barbrady) "UFO's? Ha."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, and black army, CIA helicopters and trucks."
  • (Officer Barbrady) "That is the silliest thing I've ever heard"
  • (Unnamed) "What was that?"
  • (Officer Barbrady) "That, that was a pigeon."
  • (Kyle) "Kick the baby."
  • (Cartman) "Okay, you guys, this joke has gone far enough. There were no aliens. They didn't give me an anal probe and they can't control my mind."
  • (Cartman) "I love to singa / About the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a / I love to singa / About a sky of blue-a or a tea for two-a / Anything with a swinga to an I love you-a / I love to, I love to sing."
  • (Cartman) "Stan wants to kiss Wendy Testaburger."
  • (Stan) "Shut up, fat ass."
  • (Kyle) "What does the note say?"
  • (Stan) "Holy Crap. It says she wants to meet me at Stark's Pond after school."
  • (Kyle) "Whoa. Maybe you can kiss her."
  • (Cartman) "Or slip her the tongue."
  • (Kenny McCormick) "Or look at the cat on her feet, then touch her."
  • (Stan) "What? How do you know she has a cat?"
  • (Kyle) "Sorry about your ass."
  • (Cartman) "god**** it, they didn't do anything to my ass. It was just a dream."
  • (Kyle) "Why are you walking so funny, Cartman?"
  • (Cartman) "Shut up."
  • (Eric Cartman) "I dreamed I was standing out in a field, and there was this huge satellite dish stickin' out of my butt. And there were hundreds of cows and aliens, and then I went up on the ship, and Scott Baio gave me pinkeye."
  • (Stan) "That wasn't a dream, Cartman. That really happened."
  • (Eric Cartman) "Oh, right. Why don't I have pinkeye, then?"
  • (Kyle) "Cartman, you do have pinkeye."
  • (Eric Cartman) "Oh, son of a b; -."

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