Carry On Teacher Quotes

Carry On Teacher is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Carry On Teacher completed its run in 1970.

It features Peter Rogers as producer, Edmund Crispin in charge of musical score, and Reginald Wyer as head of cinematography.

Carry On Teacher is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Carry On Teacher is 97 min. long. Carry On Teacher is distributed by Anglo-Amalgamated.

The cast includes: Rosalind Knight as Felicity Wheeler, Joan Sims as Sarah Allcock, Charles Hawtrey as Michael Bean, Kenneth Williams as Edwin Milton, and Hattie Jacques as Grace Short.

Carry On Teacher Quotes

Charles Hawtrey as Michael Bean

• (Charles Hawtrey) "My beautiful, wrecked, piano."
• (Kenneth Williams) "Does that mean you won't be able to finish composing the music for the play?"
• (Charles Hawtrey) "Real composers don't require pianos, it is all in the mind."
• (Kenneth Williams) "Best place for it."
• (Charles Hawtrey) "Never wanted my music, have you?"
• (Kenneth Williams) "Well, Tchaikovsky would have done me, if I'd had that music at all. Personally --"
• (Charles Hawtrey) "Out with it, what's your objection? Come on, let's have all of it, come on let's have it."
• (Kenneth Williams) "Alright it's already my herculian task to coax anything like audability from these children, if, in addition, I have to cope with an orchestra that makes a lullaby sound the climax to 1812."
• (Charles Hawtrey) "You can hear a pin drop during that choir passages."
• (Kenneth Williams) "And I'd rather."

Rosalind Knight as Felicity Wheeler

• (Rosalind Knight) "Are you satisfied with your equipment, Miss Allcock?"
• (Joan Sims) "Well, I've had no complaints so far."

Hattie Jacques as Grace Short

• (Hattie Jacques) "Mr Wakefield, these children, discovered you were planning to leave. They don't want you to leave. It's as simple as that. They feel, as does the entire school, that Maudlin Street, wouldn't be the same without you. They thought of getting up a petition, but decided that wasn't certain to succeed. Besides such an action was considered by them to be, soft, not the Maudlin Street way. So, with all the circumstances in their favour, they decided to make sure, you would never obtain a post anywhere else, and launched their campaign to that end, with the whole school behind them. You may wish to proceed with punishing these boys. Personally, I would count my years in the profession, well spent, if they do half as much, to make me stay among them."

• (Hattie Jacques) "Mr Wakefield, these children, discovered you were planning to leave. They don't want you to leave. It's as simple as that. They feel, as does the entire school, that Mordeland Street, wouldn't be the same without you. They thought of getting up a petition, but decided that wasn't certain to succeed. Besides such an action was considered by them to be, soft, not the Moreland Street way. So, with all the circumstances in their favour, they decided to make sure, you would never obtain a post anywhere else, and launched their campaign to that end, with the whole school behind them. You may wish to proceed with punishing these boys. Personally, I would count my years in the profession, well spent, if they do half as much, to make me stay among them."

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