Carry On Cleo Quotes

Carry On Cleo is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Carry On Cleo completed its run in 1970.

It features Peter Rogers as producer, Eric Rogers (composer) in charge of musical score, and Alan Hume as head of cinematography.

Carry On Cleo is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Carry On Cleo is 92 minutes long. Carry On Cleo is distributed by Anglo-Amalgamated.

The cast includes: Kenneth Williams as Julius Caesar, Jon Pertwee as Soothsayer, Kenneth Connor as Hengist Pod, Amanda Barrie as Cleopatra, Jim Dale as Horsa, Sheila Hancock as Senna Pod, Sid James as Mark Antony, Warren Mitchell as Spencius, David Davenport as Bilius, Charles Hawtrey as Seneca, and Brian Oulton as Brutus.

Carry On Cleo Quotes

Kenneth Williams as Julius Caesar

• (Kenneth Williams) "I've cleaned up this city. Have you forgotten my slogan? 'Nihil expectore in omnibus'; no spitting on the public transport."

• (Kenneth Williams) "Tony."
• (Sid James) "Julie. I caught you with your toga up."
• (Kenneth Williams) "Oh yes, I'm sorry I've caught something, one of these local things I can't seem to shake off. It's called "a-stinking-cold"."

• (Kenneth Williams) "Friends, Romans --"
• (Whoever happens to be next to him) "Countrymen."
• (Kenneth Williams) "I know."

David Davenport as Bilius

• (David Davenport) "Caesar, there is a messenger here without."
• (Kenneth Williams) "I'm not surprised, if we stay here much longer we'll all be without."

• (David Davenport) "I'm sorry Caesar but for the good of Rome, you must die."
• (Kenneth Williams) "But you're my personal bodyguard and champion gladiator, I don't want to die. I may not be a very good live emperor but I'd be a worse one dead."

• (David Davenport) "Hail, Mark Antony."
• (Sid James) "Hail; snow, rain, thunder, lighting; the lot. Julius in?"
• (Sid James) "I see he is."

Kenneth Connor as Hengist Pod

• (Kenneth Connor) "I hope they'e a nice family."
• (Jim Dale) "Eh, Hengist, what he means is that you will be thrown to the lions, in the arena"
• (Kenneth Connor) "oh, THOSE lions. Yahhh."
• (Jim Dale) "Don't worry. Head in the mouth, quick snap of the jaws and it'll all be over."
• (Kenneth Connor) "Yes, but how am I going to get his head into my mouth?"

• (Kenneth Connor) "I think someone's making a convenience of you."

Sid James as Mark Antony

• (Sid James) "You know I just don't get these Britons; everytime we get a good punch up going, someone behind the line yells "Teas up." and they all disappear."
• (Kenneth Williams) ""Teas up"? How very odd. It must be one of these strange gods they worship, like this other one they're always talking about, "Crumpet.""
• (Sid James) "What?"
• (Kenneth Williams) ""Crum-pet", I don't understand it at all."
• (Sid James) "You know something; I don't think these Britons don't want to be conquered."

• (Sid James) "Look at them. All solid bone and muscle."
• (Warren Mitchell) "Bone and muscle I've got plenty of. It's brains what people want nowadays."
• (Sid James) "They've got brains. Artisans, every one of them. Here you, what did you do in Britain?"
• (Kenneth Connor) "I was a wheelmaker."
• (Sid James) "See that? He makes wheels."
• (Kenneth Connor) "Square ones."
• (Sid James) "Square -- Never mind. Here, you. What did you do?"
• (Jim Dale) "I was a hunter."
• (Warren Mitchell) "A hunter?"
• (Sid James) "A hunter. Now, what about that then? A hunter. What did you hunt?"
• (Jim Dale) "Romans."

• (Sid James) "Blimey, she must be selling tickets."

• (Sid James) "All right, look here Marcus --"
• (Warren Mitchell) "No, no, I'm Spencius. 'S my brother what's Marcus. We're in partnership now, you know. Marcus & Spencius."

Charles Hawtrey as Seneca

• (Charles Hawtrey) "Ooh, Arab eh? I've heard they're intense lovers."
• (Sid James) "Well naturally, they do everything in tents."

• (Charles Hawtrey) "Wherever I wander/there's no place like Rome."

• (Charles Hawtrey) "Wherever, I wander, there's no place like ROME."

Jon Pertwee as Soothsayer

• (Jon Pertwee) "I will see whether the goddess will grant us a further vision. Oh Isis, sweet Isis --"
• (Kenneth Connor) "They're lovely. I'm very sorry sir, it's an old saying we have back in Britain."

Amanda Barrie as Cleopatra

• (Amanda Barrie) "You do not look like your bust."
• (Kenneth Williams) "No, he's not. He's just a bit cracked."

Brian Oulton as Brutus

• (Brian Oulton) "The senate are worried about matters in the east, the affairs involving Ptolemy and Cleopatra."
• (Kenneth Williams) "Are they having an affair? Oh do tell."

Jim Dale as Horsa

• (Jim Dale) "If anyone in there asks who we are, say we're eunuchs."
• (Kenneth Connor) "Yeah. What have we got to lose?"

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