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Carry On Camping Quotes

Carry On Camping is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Carry On Camping ended in 1970.

It features Peter Rogers as producer, Eric Rogers (composer) in charge of musical score, and Ernest Steward as head of cinematography.

Carry On Camping is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Carry On Camping is 88 minutes long. Carry On Camping is distributed by The Rank Organisation.

The cast includes: Charles Hawtrey as Charlie Muggins, Terry Scott as Peter Potter, Amelia Bayntun as Mrs. Fussey, Sid James as Sid Boggle, Betty Marsden as Harriet Potter, Kenneth Williams as Dr. Kenneth Soaper, Hattie Jacques as Miss Haggerd, Barbara Windsor as Babs, Julian Holloway as Jim Tanner, Valerie Leon as Miss Dobbin, and Joan Sims as Joan Fussey.

Carry On Camping Quotes

Hattie Jacques as Miss Haggerd

  • (Hattie Jacques) "Don't rush me. I think you'll find it's worth waiting for."
  • (Kenneth Williams) "So's Christmas but you won't find me stuffing your turkey."
  • (Hattie Jacques) "I don't think a shower stall is the place for making advances."
  • (Kenneth Williams) "I thought I got hold on the shower tap."

Joan Sims as Joan Fussey

  • (Joan Sims) "You told me this film was all about camping."
  • (Sid James) "It is. They've got tents, haven't they?"
  • (Joan Sims) "That's not what you're looking at."

Kenneth Williams as Dr. Kenneth Soaper

  • (Kenneth Williams) "A fine talk you must have given them on the birds and the bees."
  • (Hattie Jacques) "Well, when I started talking, I realized I had no idea what they do. What do bees do?"
  • (Kenneth Williams) "They sting."
  • (Kenneth Williams) "Matron, take them away."
  • (Kenneth Williams) "Ahh matron what can I do for you?"
  • (Hattie Jacques) "I'm sorry to trouble you Doctor Soaper, but I've been thinking about this camping trip for the girls who have to remain with us for the rest of the holidays."
  • (Kenneth Williams) "What about it?"
  • (Hattie Jacques) "I was wondering whether it was really such a good idea?"
  • (Kenneth Williams) "Perhaps you were forgetting Matron it was my idea."
  • (Hattie Jacques) "Oh no no, of course it is an absolutely splendid one but --"
  • (Kenneth Williams) "But what?"
  • (Hattie Jacques) "Well I was wondering whether they might find it a trifle spartan them being such delicate and refined girls."
  • (Hattie Jacques) "The point I'm really trying to make is that here I can jeep full control of them, outside anything might happen."
  • (Kenneth Williams) "You seem to be forgetting Miss Haggerd you're coming with us surely you and I can keep suitable control."
  • (Hattie Jacques) "Well I was thinking of the girls --"
  • (Kenneth Williams) "So was I."
  • (Hattie Jacques) "Oh. But don't you see it raises the problem of sex?"
  • (Kenneth Williams) "I wouldn't dream of bothering you in that way."
  • (Hattie Jacques) "No I meant with the girls they are likely to come in to contact with boys."
  • (Kenneth Williams) "Oh yes. I don't think that will be a problem. It has been my experience as once young people sample the lights of country life and the wonders of nature they just can't get enough of it."
  • (Hattie Jacques) "Exactly."
  • (Kenneth Williams) "Well I was thinking of the girls --"
  • (Hattie Jacques) "So was I."
  • (Kenneth Williams) "Exactly."
  • (Kenneth Williams) "Barbara dear, do you think your quite suitably dressed for travelling?"
  • (Barbara Windsor) "Oh but sir, we were told to bring the minimum of clothing."

Barbara Windsor as Babs

  • (Barbara Windsor) "Are you going to stay with us all the time?"
  • (Julian Holloway) "Oh yeah, I go all the way."
  • (Barbara Windsor) "Oh I bet you do --"

Terry Scott as Peter Potter

  • (Terry Scott) "Hello darling, Oh No."
  • (Betty Marsden) "Hello Peter darling, I'm just checking on the camping gear."
  • (Terry Scott) "So I see."
  • (Betty Marsden) "Did you have a good day?"
  • (Terry Scott) "Oh not bad, got drunk at lunchtime, went to a strip club and ended up in bed with a popsy."

Amelia Bayntun as Mrs. Fussey

  • (Amelia Bayntun) "Joan may think you're a gentleman but personally I've got sore misgivings."
  • (Sid James) "You ought to put some talcum powder on them."

Valerie Leon as Miss Dobbin

  • (Unnamed) "Miss Dobbin, what's the meaning of this?"
  • (Valerie Leon) "I'm sorry sir but the gentlemen kept touching things."
  • (Charles Hawtrey) "Yes she was showing me how to stick the pole up."

Charles Hawtrey as Charlie Muggins

  • (Charles Hawtrey) "Hello. What's a nice girl like you doing with an old cow?"
  • (Unnamed) "I'm taking her to the bull."
  • (Charles Hawtrey) "Well couldn't your father do that?"
  • (Unnamed) "No it must the the bull."

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