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Can't Buy Me Love (film) Quotes

Can't Buy Me Love (film) is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Can't Buy Me Love completed its run in 1970.

It features Thom Mount as producer, Robert Folk in charge of musical score, and Peter Lyons Collister as head of cinematography.

Can't Buy Me Love (film) is recorded in English language and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Can't Buy Me Love (film) is 94 minutes long. Can't Buy Me Love (film) is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Patrick Dempsey as Ronald Miller, Darcy DeMoss as Patty, Amanda Peterson as Cindy Mancini, Tina Caspary as Barbara, Seth Green as Chuckie Miller, Sharon Farrell as Mrs. Mancini, Courtney Gains as Kenneth Wurman, Cort McCown as Quint, Lisa Givens as Jock, and Ami Dolenz as Fran.

Can't Buy Me Love (film) Quotes

Darcy DeMoss as Patty

  • (Darcy DeMoss) "I bet you've never seen two like these before."
  • (Patrick Dempsey) "Well, my parents do have cable."
  • (Darcy DeMoss) "Didn't you like, used to mow our lawn?"
  • (Patrick Dempsey) "Yes, and you have the nicest pair of rhododendrons in town."
  • (Darcy DeMoss) "Rhodo-who's?"
  • (Amanda Peterson) "Guys, I'll meet you at home."
  • (Tina Caspary) "What did he say?"
  • (Darcy DeMoss) "I don't care. I dig his shirt --"
  • (Darcy DeMoss) "Like we're not supposed to know he's SPYING on us in his SPAZ-mobile."
  • (Darcy DeMoss) "Cool outfit."
  • (Tina Caspary) "What a severe suede."
  • (Amanda Peterson) "You guys, it's no big deal. Bobby sent it to me from Iowa. You know they have fine leathers down there."
  • (Darcy DeMoss) "Oh, yeah. The best leathers come from Rome, Paris, and Des Moines."

Cort McCown as Quint

  • (Cort McCown) "Oh, Return of the Living Dred."
  • (Patrick Dempsey) "Why don't you lay off?"
  • (Cort McCown) "Why don't you go back where you belong, hose head."
  • (Patrick Dempsey) "Take your hands off Kenneth or I'll break your arm. Your pitching arm."
  • (Cort McCown) "Oh yeah? Don't make me laugh, lawn boy."
  • (Patrick Dempsey) "Let go. NOW."
  • (Patrick Dempsey) "You broke your arm once before, remember? You fell out of our tree house. Kenneth picked you up and we carried you 12 blocks to the hospital."
  • (Courtney Gains) "Yeah, you cried all the way."
  • (Patrick Dempsey) "We were all friends then, remember? And now you want to end his life because he's talking to Patty on your side of the cafeteria. Oh man, that's stupid. I know cuz that's where I wanted to be. On your side, with your crowd. But I messed up. See, I tried to buy my way in. But Kenneth, he's not trying to buy anybody. He's just trying to make friends being himself. Cools, Nerds, your side, my side, man it's all bulls***. It's just tough enough to be yourself."

Seth Green as Chuckie Miller

  • (Seth Green) "What we have here is something I Just learned called the law of supply and demand. I shall supply you this remote control, but I'm going to demand, say, uh, two bucks."
  • (Patrick Dempsey) "Wrong. That is not how the economic theory works."
  • (Seth Green) "Look, I learned it in seventh grade, not Harvard."
  • (Patrick Dempsey) "Okay, let me give you the theory of relativity. Either you put on Bandstand now, or I have one less relative."
  • (Seth Green) "I'll put on Bandstand Just for you"
  • (Seth Green) "You nuked my brother."
  • (Amanda Peterson) "What?"
  • (Seth Green) "You took him from "geek" status to "king" status to no status."
  • (Amanda Peterson) "Chuckie Miller, right? He resorted to sending his messenger boy?"
  • (Seth Green) "Boy? I see no boy here."
  • (Seth Green) "You think you shut me up?"
  • (Amanda Peterson) "I didn't? Well, let me try again."
  • (Seth Green) "Babe said it was good for my complexion."
  • (Rons Dad) "I'm proud of you son. You worked, you earned, you saved --"
  • (Seth Green) "You Ask. Hey big Dave, how about spottin' me a twenty to purchase some necessities."
  • (Seth Green) "Cards with the tards. Who could beat a night of cards, chips, dips and dorks?"

Courtney Gains as Kenneth Wurman

  • (Courtney Gains) "Look, It's the African ant eater ritual."

Patrick Dempsey as Ronald Miller

  • (Patrick Dempsey) "What's his name, Biff?"
  • (Amanda Peterson) "Don't give me that. His name happens to be Brent."
  • (Patrick Dempsey) "Is there a difference?"
  • (Patrick Dempsey) "Nerds, jocks. My side, your side. It's all bulls***. Its hard enough just trying to be yourself."
  • (Patrick Dempsey) "You ignored the Donald Miller geek for seventeen years, now you want to ride the Ronnie Miller express."
  • (Patrick Dempsey) "We do have a lot of great memories but be honest -- wouldn't you like to be popular?"
  • (Courtney Gains) "And have to be in a clique -- no."
  • (Patrick Dempsey) "What happened to us? We were all friends in elementary."
  • (Courtney Gains) "That's because we were all forced to be in the same room together. But, hey, Junior high, high school. Forget it. Jocks became Jocks. Cheerleaders became cheerleaders. We became us. I like us."
  • (Patrick Dempsey) "I need to talk to you. Every time I call you're either taking a bath, washing your hair or you're out of the country. That was a good one, by the way."
  • (Patrick Dempsey) "I just think it would be more fun to party with those guys our senior year -- go to the games --"
  • (Courtney Gains) "We go to ALL the games."
  • (Patrick Dempsey) "We sit in the visiting section Kenneth -- at our own school."
  • (Patrick Dempsey) ""Someday my wish is for him to hold me in his arms, in a sea of deep blue, together at last, together as two", ohhh that's beautiful, I didn't know you were a poet."
  • (Patrick Dempsey) "Here is the primate example. You raise a doll-chopping homicidal maniac, and what do you do every time you see him? You give him money. Great."
  • (Seth Green) "Chillin."
  • (Rons Dad) "Shut up, Chuck."
  • (Seth Green) "I was talking to Ma."
  • (Rons Mom) "Shut up, Chuck."
  • (Patrick Dempsey) "I'm going to a party. John Richmond's, with Cindi Mancini."
  • (Seth Green) "Cindi Mancini? Senior, captain of the cheerleaders, most beautiful girl in the history of this county?"
  • (Patrick Dempsey) "That's her. Well, I'm late, gotta bolt."
  • (Seth Green) "Bolt? Something stinks in suburbia."

Amanda Peterson as Cindy Mancini

  • (Amanda Peterson) "Iris? Oh yeah, she's a big conquest. She's given more rides than Greyhound."
  • (Amanda Peterson) "Whatever happens to your popularity, stay yourself, don't change to please others."
  • (Patrick Dempsey) "Me change? Never."
  • (Amanda Peterson) "The moon looks different now, it's not as mysterious or romantic as before."
  • (Patrick Dempsey) "I'm sorry I ruined it for you."
  • (Amanda Peterson) "You didn't ruin it, you just changed it I guess."
  • (Amanda Peterson) "Are you high?"
  • (Patrick Dempsey) "I want to rent you."
  • (Amanda Peterson) "You want to rent me?"
  • (Patrick Dempsey) "Yeah. You pretend you like me and we go out for a few weeks -- and that will make me popular."
  • (Amanda Peterson) "Just going out with me is not gonna make you popular."
  • (Patrick Dempsey) "Well I have a thousand dollars that says it will."
  • (Amanda Peterson) "I think you've mowed one too many lawns."
  • (Amanda Peterson) "You. Even Bobby thinks we went out. Great, huh? Ha. All of you thought we were a couple. What a joke --. Ronald Miller paid me 1,000 bucks to pretend I liked him. What a deal, huh? $1,000 to go out with him for a month. This guy. Oh, God. He bought me. And he bought all of you. He was sick and tired of being a nobody. Yeah, and he said that all of you guys would worship him if we went out. And I didn't believe that. I was, like, no way. And he was right. No, leave me alone. He was right. Our little plan worked, didn't it, Ronald? The dance. That stupid dance. What a bunch of followers you guys are. I mean, at least I got -- At least I got paid."

Sharon Farrell as Mrs. Mancini

  • (Sharon Farrell) "First he's a geek, and then you start going out with him. Then he's a geek again. Honey, I don't know what a geek is."
  • (Amanda Peterson) "I guess, at the present time, a geek is Ronald Miller."
  • (Sharon Farrell) "Who says?"

Lisa Givens as Jock

  • (Lisa Givens) "Look; it's a nerd herd."

Tina Caspary as Barbara

  • (Tina Caspary) "Why wouldn't we go out with Ronald. I mean he's cute and sweet --"
  • (Darcy DeMoss) "And good --"
  • (Darcy DeMoss) "Come on, a lady never talks."
  • (Amanda Peterson) "Well I'll have to remember that the next time I see one."

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