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Cactus Flower (film) Quotes

Cactus Flower (film) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Cactus Flower ended its run in 1970.

It features Mike Frankovich as producer, Quincy Jones in charge of musical score, and Charles Lang as head of cinematography.

Cactus Flower (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Cactus Flower (film) is 103 minutes long. Cactus Flower (film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

Cactus Flower (film) Quotes

  • (Dr. Julian Winston) "Don't you know any girls with straight teeth?"
  • (Dr. Julian Winston) "Toni, I'm going to marry you."
  • (Toni Simmons) "How do you mean, Marry?"
  • (Dr. Julian Winston) "You know, marry, with the judge, the blood test, the license, that kind of marry, right away."
  • (Toni Simmons) "But what about your wife?"
  • (Dr. Julian Winston) "My wife? I'll divorce her."
  • (Toni Simmons) "What about the children?"
  • (Dr. Julian Winston) "I'll divorce them, too."
  • (Señor Sánchez) "Good evening, doctor."
  • (Dr. Julian Winston) "Good evening, patient."
  • (Toni Simmons) "Now why don't you go back and mind your own business like everyone else in New York City?"
  • (Stephanie) "Hold still, Señor Sánchez, or the basic woman is liable to x-ray your nose."
  • (Toni Simmons) "A man who lies cannot love."
  • (Stephanie) "That sounds like something out of a fortune cookie."
  • (Toni Simmons) "Dirty married bachelor."
  • (Dr. Julian Winston) "I went to the police station. They told me to try a garage on the East Side. When I got there they told me to try the West Side. When I got there, it was closed. I couldn't find a cab so I had to walk home. I should have listened to my mother and become an M.D.; they let you park anywhere."
  • (Dr. Julian Winston) "Tell her I'm grounded."
  • (Stephanie) "I'm sorry, Miss, but Dr Winston doesn't do that kind of work any more."
  • (Toni Simmons) "Well, what can be bigger than black leather slacks? OK, I give up."
  • (Toni Simmons) "A mink stole. A mink stole. And a card, too. "Your next appointment is on -- ""
  • (Toni Simmons) ""As ever, Julian.""
  • (Dr. Julian Winston) "I must say, it's grotesque. A woman your age, throwing yourself at a kid like that."
  • (Stephanie) "And what about that eh, father-daughter thing of yours, if you don't think that's ridiculous --"
  • (Dr. Julian Winston) "Well, it's different for a man. If a man is with a younger woman it looks entirely appropriate, but when it's the other way around, it's disg --"
  • (Stephanie) "Well, you go to your church and I'll go to mine."
  • (Igor Sullivan) "You were going about it all wrong. I believe you're supposed to put your head in the stove."
  • (Toni Simmons) "It's a second hand stove. There were no directions."
  • (Toni Simmons) "Everything you told me about your wife was true. She's not a lady, she's a barracuda."
  • (Dr. Julian Winston) "I don't care to discuss it anymore."
  • (Harvey Greenfield) "That's such a big dirty rotten filthy lie, it has class."
  • (Señor Sánchez) "There is something so provocative about a nurse in uniform. No frills. No adorments. Just the basic woman."
  • (Dr. Julian Winston) "Now if I hear that you've been bothering Stephanie again, I'll knock all your teeth out."
  • (Harvey Greenfield) "You'll just have to put them back in again."
  • (Harvey Greenfield) "Drink up. It'll make me look better to you."
  • (Stephanie) "There isn't that much wine in the world."
  • (Harvey Greenfield) "To our love affair."
  • (Stephanie) "God forbid."
  • (Dr. Julian Winston) "What happened out there on my mink stole?; I mean the beach. I wanna know."
  • (Dr. Julian Winston) "Where were you all night?"
  • (Stephanie) "It's all a blur, a beautiful blurry blur."
  • (Stephanie) "Oh, I didn't know they made champagne in Idaho."
  • (Stephanie) "Well -- I am no sex goddess, but I haven't spent my life up on a tree."
  • (Toni Simmons) "What were you doing, talking to that awful man?"
  • (Dr. Julian Winston) "I was getting lonesome for the sound of a human voice."
  • (Igor Sullivan) "Can I have another glass of beer?"
  • (Dr. Julian Winston) "Not yours."
  • (Harvey Greenfield) "Let me put it to you this way: shut up."
  • (Dr. Julian Winston) "Stephanie?"
  • (Stephanie) "Doctor?"
  • (Dr. Julian Winston) "I think I'm going to kiss you."
  • (Stephanie) "When will you know for sure?"
  • (Dr. Julian Winston) "I plan to do this often."
  • (Stephanie) "I'll make a note to remind you."
  • (Dr. Julian Winston) "It's like waltzing in wet cement."
  • (Igor Sullivan) "That's the last time you catch me saving your life."
  • (Stephanie) "Mr Greenfield, please don't handle the instruments."
  • (Harvey Greenfield) "I was reading the other day, a dentist in New Jersey has topless nurses."
  • (Stephanie) "I didn't know you were interested in reading."
  • (Harvey Greenfield) "Julian, I feel insulted. It isn't as if I'm planning to stick ya."
  • (Dr. Julian Winston) "It isn't as if you're planning to pay me, either."
  • (Toni Simmons) "He was charming, good looking, sophisticated, no sweatshirts."
  • (Igor Sullivan) "Sorry, I didn't know this suicide was black tie."
  • (Stephanie) "Really, Mrs Durant. Your teeth are more important than your hair."
  • (Mrs. Durant) "You really believe that, don't you. Sad."
  • (Señor Sánchez) "What shall we drink?"
  • (Stephanie) "Oh, let's have some of that crazy Idaho champagne."
  • (Toni Simmons) "Who are you? What are you doing?"
  • (Igor Sullivan) "Mouth to Mouth resuscitation."
  • (Toni Simmons) "You were kissing me."
  • (Igor Sullivan) "I lost my head."
  • (Harvey Greenfield) "In the office, you sort of look like a large Bandaid."
  • (Dr. Julian Winston) "You're getting as prickly as your damn cactus."
  • (Stephanie) "Are you asking me to go out?"
  • (Dr. Julian Winston) "Why? Is there someone else in that closet?"
  • (Dr. Julian Winston) "I'm having a rough time. As long as I was lying to her, everything was fine. The minute I decided to do the right thing and marry her, I've had troubles. You wouldn't believe the complications. It's like waltzing in wet cement."
  • (Igor Sullivan) "You're lucky I broke in."
  • (Toni Simmons) "Why did you?"
  • (Igor Sullivan) "I thought you were dying."
  • (Toni Simmons) "Well, that was the whole idea."
  • (Dr. Julian Winston) "What did she say?"
  • (Toni Simmons) "It's not what she said, it's what she didn't say"
  • (Dr. Julian Winston) "Tell me what she didn't say, word for word"
  • (Harvey Greenfield) "Now look, I can give you a dozen explanations, but you might as well know the real one: I'm a member of the CIA."
  • (Georgia) "The CIA? I thought you were a television actor?"
  • (Harvey Greenfield) "That's my cover. So if you ever see me in public with another girl you must pretend not to know me, or it could put my life in great danger."
  • (Toni Simmons) "I didn't know dentists made house calls."
  • (Dr. Julian Winston) "Hey, did you see that? He just kissed her on the neck."
  • (Toni Simmons) "Hmph. She sure likes a lot of action."
  • (Dr. Julian Winston) "Yes, she does, doesn't she."
  • (Toni Simmons) "Right now, she's surrounded by her husband, her ex-boyfriend, her current boyfriend and maybe her future boyfriend."
  • (Dr. Julian Winston) "If somebody doesn't stop that guy, he's gonna make love to her right in the middle of the floor."
  • (Stephanie) "Pity it wasn't Mr Greenfield."
  • (Dr. Julian Winston) "Will you give Tarzan here his electric razor?"
  • (Dr. Julian Winston) "Her name is Toni Simmons."
  • (Stephanie) "Oh. I'm supposed to give you a message: She's alive."

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