Cabin Boy Quotes

Cabin Boy is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Cabin Boy stopped airing in 1970.

It features Tim Burton as producer, Steve Bartek in charge of musical score, and Steve Yaconelli as head of cinematography.

Cabin Boy is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Cabin Boy is 81 minutes long. Cabin Boy is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Chris Elliott as Nathanial Mayweather, James Gammon as Paps, Ritch Brinkley as Captain Greybar, Chris Elliott as Nathanial, Melora Walters as Trina, Andy Richter as Kenny, Brian Doyle-Murray as Skunk, and Mike Starr as Mulligan.

Cabin Boy Quotes

Ritch Brinkley as Captain Greybar

• (Ritch Brinkley) "When I go ashore and get my pay, I'll go and meet my Essie May. She'll hike her skirt and toss her shoe. She'll clean my pipes, my buddies' too. Don't need a church to find my way 'cause I've found heaven with Essie May."

Chris Elliott as Nathanial Mayweather

• (Chris Elliott) "These pipes are clean."

• (Chris Elliott) "I'm sorry, sir. I was just pondering what drifter's corpse you stole those shoes from."

• (Chris Elliott) "Oh, cappy, tell me about all of this. Tell me about the sea. What does it mean to you?"
• (Ritch Brinkley) "Basically, money. I come from six generations of seamen all with the same goal in life: catch fish, sell 'em, get drunk, and get laid."

• (Chris Elliott) "Paps, you've been like the drunken, abusive grandfather I never had."
• (James Gammon) "Ah, stop that. You'll have my glass eye foggin' over."

• (Chris Elliott) "I just don't get it. She seems totally uninterested in me, despite my smothering obsessiveness."

• (Chris Elliott) "Here they are. Your fish stick kitties."

• (Chris Elliott) "I love sitting up here, looking at those bright, twinkly things in the sky, I forget their technical name."
• (Melora Walters) "Stars."
• (Chris Elliott) "Whatever."

Melora Walters as Trina

• (Melora Walters) "What happened to you?"
• (Chris Elliott) "Well, let's just say I've finally shed my feminine side, like a snake sheds its fur."

• (Melora Walters) "Are you sure this is what you want?"
• (Chris Elliott) "Yeah. I am sure. I've permanently yanked the silver spoon from my mouth, and I buried it 6,000 miles beneath the Earth's crust."
• (Chris Elliott) "I mean, figuratively speaking, of course. I mean, who could do such a thing? That would be insane."

• (Melora Walters) "And secondly, don't ever call me missy again or you'll end up losing the rest of your teeth."
• (James Gammon) "Sassy little thang ain't she? Want me to give her a SPANKING?"
• (Brian Doyle-Murray) "Why doesn't she give ME a spanking?"

Mike Starr as Mulligan

• (Mike Starr) "Do you know what I do to guys who quote unquote "sleep" with my wife?"
• (Chris Elliott) "Talk about your discomfort over a cup of hot cocoa?"
• (Mike Starr) "Clooooooooose. I cut off their heads with a nail clipper."

Andy Richter as Kenny

• (Andy Richter) "Mmmm. Gum."

James Gammon as Paps

• (James Gammon) "Okay, you icy bastard, how about a hot cup-a joe."

Brian Doyle-Murray as Skunk

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